*crickets*
What is 1000 ants divided by 10?
"I KNOW! I KNOW!....?"
"Im going to totally roll up my sleeves and beat your nerd ass."
"They call me "Big John McAnteater", are you ready? LET'S GET IT ON!"
"Bring it you big nosed bitchass"
"I look like fucking snuffaluffagus and shit"
"When he said "Let's get it on" did he mean sex?"
"I heart you"
[9 months later]
"How the fuck did that happen?"
"............."
"Dont."
What Would Fetus Do?
*crickets*
What Would Fetus Do?

Came for the human anteaters left disappointed.

I loled a bit.
6' 217lbs (10/18)
Bench 365 (12/3)
Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19)
Squat 370
Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17)
NASM certified 2/06
Journal

Never heard of them being pets. I wonder if they are good exterminators. Perhaps they eat more than ants?
6' 217lbs (10/18)
Bench 365 (12/3)
Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19)
Squat 370
Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17)
NASM certified 2/06
Journal
Love the little outfits!
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.


They look like hell on upholstery and linoleum floors.....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
those guys are a bit creepy looking. can't say i would want one as a pet. i'll stick with my cats, thanks.. lol.
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