Reply With QuoteOriginally Posted by TheGreatSatan
Having her take the pill would be a lot less pain.
Getting a Vasectomy
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05-12-2009, 11:48 AM #1Has lost 58lbs! ELITE MEMBER
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Getting a Vasectomy
I have two kids and I'm done, so I'm getting a vasectomy. Has anyone had one?
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05-12-2009, 12:11 PM #2YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Good luck with that
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it really isn't that painful and it's a better guarantee than if your partner forgets to take. Originally Posted by IronAddict
Having her take the pill would be a lot less pain.
TheGreatSatan, If you are truly done then it's the best and really only option. There's enough whoops out there and kids are way too expensive to raise (I should know...two growing boys eat you out of house and home).
go no scalpel you're in and out in under 45 mins and you walk out on your own power. You take a day off work to rest the boys, pop a couple of T3's
lay off lifting for a couple of weeks.
If you have small kids consider wearing a cup as kids tend to randomly punch or jump on you when you least expect it.... I'm not kidding on that one."If you don't bend those legs and do those squats, you'll never reach your potential."
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05-12-2009, 01:53 PM #5YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Huh! Wonder where this notion of extreme draconian pain came from ?
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It isn't a big deal. I had mine on a Friday night and then coached a Varsity Football game the same night! Two days later I rode my 4 wheeler 20 miles in the mountains! I did piss a little blood after the riding though! I wouldn't advise that part of the experience!
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take Vanity with you.
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...you can both have chips implanted.
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Thank the gods, no more of Satans minions running around with snotty noses and shit stained underoos.....
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Have two bags of frozen peas in the freezer. I'm just sayin'.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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I don't even want to know............ Originally Posted by ALBOB
Have two bags of frozen peas in the freezer. I'm just sayin'.
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Post vasectomy is probably the only time the ice feels VERY good on that particular part of the male anatomy. A bag of frozen peas conforms nicely to the knooks a crannies. Originally Posted by dg806
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DAMN. Originally Posted by Little Wing
^ Geez, why did I say that? My ex, Eric needs a Vasectomy too.Last edited by Shae2K3; 05-13-2009 at 12:14 PM. Reason: adding another statement
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Ice feels pretty good on the taint while she's sucking you off, chilled peaches and whipped cream too. When she lays a bead of W.C down the shaft and then scrapes it off with a chilled peach slice, then cleans the rest of the cream off with her tongue, WWWWWOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
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Oral is the best form of birth control, not best as in safest but as in most fun..... Originally Posted by Little Wing
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Will he gain weight once they spay him?
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I hope so!
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Originally Posted by maniclion
Vanity loves cheesecake n well i have a passing interest in torture...
i devised an evil plan to give him a slice of cheesecake and a really good bj simultaneously. the task is to stay equally interested in both... or suffer the consequences of being deprived of both treats. i guess that qualifies as oral sex.
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haha.....you just watch that doc of yours. Got a cousin that did the same thing, comes in and his wife is crying. Guess why....knocked up bigger than shit. His first response...who's is it? DNA confirmed it was his child......lawsuits were attempted but he had no document to prove that his vasectomy was successful. Think about that before you have your vas deferens pinched with a pair of needle nose pliers.
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Sounds like the only way to be sure is to snip off the whole package....
Hell you could have them replace them with those chiming chinese meditation balls that would be so cool!!!!Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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