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05-17-2009, 01:23 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating
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05-17-2009, 02:36 PM #2Yuppie
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05-17-2009, 02:45 PM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Who the hell would have a tug at the side of a busy road???
He deserved it.lol
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05-17-2009, 02:50 PM #4Peelosopher
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Who the fuck does that???????????????
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05-17-2009, 04:14 PM #5Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Why would you jerk off on the side of the road. I can't even jerk it in my living room cause I think my neighbors might see through a crack in the curtains......
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05-17-2009, 04:46 PM #6Registered User
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it makes it more exciting for me when there is a chance of getting caught
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05-17-2009, 05:15 PM #7Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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he was probably doing that to get some privacy from a wife that doesn't want him watching porn... now if she's a funny videos online type person... uhoh.
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05-17-2009, 09:28 PM #8Registered User
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My grandmother caught me stroking it once.
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05-18-2009, 04:18 AM #9Iam only 1 but stil Iam 1 ELITE MEMBER
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So what was your grandma's reaction?
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Originally Posted by KelJu
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05-18-2009, 06:26 AM #10Registered User
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I was pretty young, she played it off. I told her I was changing clothes. Changing clothes in a corner behind a door.
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05-18-2009, 09:16 AM #11Registered User
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......Yo u MUST know why im laughing so hard...BTW do you ever wonder, WHY your neighbors would come really close to you rwindow and try HARD to peek thru just at that time ? Originally Posted by maniclion
You've never lived untill you've almost died, life has an excitement that the protected will never know.
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05-18-2009, 09:26 AM #12YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Tooo funny!
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05-18-2009, 11:30 AM #13Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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They'd never come in my yard out of fear for my dogs, but I can see them in their houses when my curtains are open. Some of them have children, I really would like to avoid an exposure to minors or something on my record.... Originally Posted by QuestionGuy
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05-19-2009, 03:52 PM #14Moderator MODERATOR
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LMFAO!!! That was hilarious!
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05-19-2009, 04:06 PM #15Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i keep looking to see if he's been identified. THAT will be hilarious.
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05-20-2009, 01:23 PM #16Iam only 1 but stil Iam 1 ELITE MEMBER
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Suppose someday you actually face the guy, in person I mean, what would be your instant comment? (Just Curious)
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Originally Posted by KelJu
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05-20-2009, 01:29 PM #17Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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How's it hanging?
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05-20-2009, 04:17 PM #18Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i'd look up n wave. Originally Posted by nkira
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05-20-2009, 04:33 PM #19YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Sorry, but I gotta get home, wifeys cookin up some stroganoff.
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05-20-2009, 04:36 PM #20Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by IronAddict
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05-20-2009, 04:45 PM #21YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Little Wing
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Oh come on, that was just plain funny.
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05-20-2009, 04:48 PM #22Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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stoganoff is awesome. i wasn't sure if you were exxxcited about food or saying she's making... strokemeoff.
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05-20-2009, 04:50 PM #23YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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But in his case, he was making Strokenoff. Originally Posted by Little Wing
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05-20-2009, 05:17 PM #24Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Come on guys he wasn't jerking off, he was doing something more embarrassing.....
He was rolling his D&D dice. It's the new way closet D&D'ers play they each drive out to remote locations and use their in car bluetooth to talk.....Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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05-20-2009, 05:45 PM #25YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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yeah...what a creep. lol
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