Thread: ant autopsy

probably.

Ant anatomy lesson:

Ants don't have lungs or a heart. They have these little openings called spiracles that they use for gas exchange and they have a dorsal aorta that does the job that a heart would to spread homolymph throughout their body.

....they do have two stomachs though.

I would straight kick an ants ass.

If you want to hear something crazy..

I was born without my left testicle.

On a serious note, catch a neutrino and examine that.

Originally Posted by ROID

I would straight kick an ants ass.

If you want to hear something crazy..

I was born without my left testicle.

On a serious note, catch a neutrino and examine that.

But someone got a Nobel for that.

Originally Posted by m11

probably.

Ant anatomy lesson:

Ants don't have lungs or a heart. They have these little openings called spiracles that they use for gas exchange and they have a dorsal aorta that does the job that a heart would to spread homolymph throughout their body.

....they do have two stomachs though.

Cool.

An electron scalpel? Nano tube suction nurse! Clamp that bleeder!! We have nothing small enough Doctor. Unzip my pants, I'll use my micro-pecker.....Then zoom out on a dust particle floating about in a sunbeam in a childs bedroom as he lays on the carpeted floor drawing tiny kingdoms within the blue lines of college ruled paper. We zoom into that and see the ink flow as life into these new worlds. Zoom in a bit further, the glistening ink becomes the shiny armor of a knight riding out of the castle wall across the drawbridge. I walk inside and meet the Wizard who shrinks me down to the size of a molecule and I fall into the jungle that lives within his furskin rug.....I roll and tumble and knock over the pyramid of pissants who were trying to peer into a follicle of fur for the kaliedoscope effect, I shimmy up and squint to look and zoom into a capsule floating in open space between two ultra colorful nebulae. It's so astounding I close my eyes and hear the ticking of clockwork, high pitched like a pocket watch but loud like I am small enough to be inside and when I open my eyes I am, sitting right between the windings that is slowly opening wider with each tick, I stand and climb onto them and see a gear tooth , grab it and ride it to the opening for the hands, I stand on the watch face and walk toward the VI and peer through the glass at the giant world outside of it and then the second hand hits me on the noggin and I am shaken awake....

wow, you are blessed my child

Originally Posted by ROID

wow, you are blessed my child

Who you talkin' 'bout Phillis?

Originally Posted by maniclion

An electron scalpel? Nano tube suction nurse! Clamp that bleeder!! We have nothing small enough Doctor. Unzip my pants, I'll use my micro-pecker.....Then zoom out on a dust particle floating about in a sunbeam in a childs bedroom as he lays on the carpeted floor drawing tiny kingdoms within the blue lines of college ruled paper. We zoom into that and see the ink flow as life into these new worlds. Zoom in a bit further, the glistening ink becomes the shiny armor of a knight riding out of the castle wall across the drawbridge. I walk inside and meet the Wizard who shrinks me down to the size of a molecule and I fall into the jungle that lives within his furskin rug.....I roll and tumble and knock over the pyramid of pissants who were trying to peer into a follicle of fur for the kaliedoscope effect, I shimmy up and squint to look and zoom into a capsule floating in open space between two ultra colorful nebulae. It's so astounding I close my eyes and hear the ticking of clockwork, high pitched like a pocket watch but loud like I am small enough to be inside and when I open my eyes I am, sitting right between the windings that is slowly opening wider with each tick, I stand and climb onto them and see a gear tooth , grab it and ride it to the opening for the hands, I stand on the watch face and walk toward the VI and peer through the glass at the giant world outside of it and then the second hand hits me on the noggin and I am shaken awake....

That was pretty good!

Originally Posted by IronAddict

That was pretty good!

I was thinking in animation mode....

Originally Posted by maniclion

An electron scalpel? Nano tube suction nurse! Clamp that bleeder!! We have nothing small enough Doctor. Unzip my pants, I'll use my micro-pecker.....Then zoom out on a dust particle floating about in a sunbeam in a childs bedroom as he lays on the carpeted floor drawing tiny kingdoms within the blue lines of college ruled paper. We zoom into that and see the ink flow as life into these new worlds. Zoom in a bit further, the glistening ink becomes the shiny armor of a knight riding out of the castle wall across the drawbridge. I walk inside and meet the Wizard who shrinks me down to the size of a molecule and I fall into the jungle that lives within his furskin rug.....I roll and tumble and knock over the pyramid of pissants who were trying to peer into a follicle of fur for the kaliedoscope effect, I shimmy up and squint to look and zoom into a capsule floating in open space between two ultra colorful nebulae. It's so astounding I close my eyes and hear the ticking of clockwork, high pitched like a pocket watch but loud like I am small enough to be inside and when I open my eyes I am, sitting right between the windings that is slowly opening wider with each tick, I stand and climb onto them and see a gear tooth , grab it and ride it to the opening for the hands, I stand on the watch face and walk toward the VI and peer through the glass at the giant world outside of it and then the second hand hits me on the noggin and I am shaken awake....

Sometimes I go looking for shit like this and can't even fathom where my mind was when I wrote it, is that a good thing or a bad thing? Is there some microfiche memories of other worlds beyond my own stashed within the crevices of my brain, just caught right in the creases and every now and then I dive in like digging for change between the cushions of the couch and pull out these dimes, and an old skittle with crumbs stuck to it....should I have an MRI to see what else is in their or just vacuum it all out, what damage could it do?

damn...what was in doing may 09 ??

This is what I'm talking about, I went looking for Vieopes last post and found this thread...

What ever happened to that crazy bastard Roid?

Didnt he and his wife both post here?