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SFW posted this in Open Chat.
Seems like this advice applies to relationship issues as well.
See boldface:
If you store your girlfriend in the freezer, every kernel will pop.
If u put a dry towel in your girlfriend's mouth, they stop complaining in half the time.
Vinegar replaces liquid fabric softner.
Vinegar replaces Jet-Dry.
Egg whites stiffly beaten with added ascorbic acid powder replaces $75 collagen cream.
If u leave a halved former assistant in a smokey car overnight, you'll get what Craig Titus got.
Microwave a saucer of lemon juice for 5 minutes, then simply wipe away even the toughest stains in your microwave.
Stale girlfriend? Microwave for 45 seconds, fixed.
Shaving cream replaces carpet cleaners/Soaps.
Hair Conditioner replaces shaving cream.
Aluminum foil discourages your pet from being on that item (sofa, counter, etc)
Rubber gloves clean pet hair better than Pet hair rollers.
Put a 1/8th tsp of yeast in your girlfriend's food ed and reduce its overall body odor.
1 TBSP of vanilla extract in a can of paint will eliminate Paint smell. (does not affect color of paint)
Cola cleans your toilet better than commercial toilet cleaner.
Diluted White wine is a Mildew spray.
Water mark on your coffee table from a Cup? Just dab some mayo on it, leave overnight. Buff out, fixed.
Orange oil and vanilla extract, mixed with water, is a mosquito repellent.
Fabric softner sheets in your pockets will reduce mosquito bites.
A Fabric sheet softner in your central AC air vent will make the entire place smell better.
Girlfriends stink? Put them in the freezer overnight, fixed.
Common girlfriend? Wrap in duct tape and leave it on. The girlfriend will go away.
Vinegar replaces windex.
Vinegar replaces ammonia.
Shiny hem after ironing? Spray with Vinegar.
Seems like this advice applies to relationship issues as well.
See boldface:
Greener Solutions to Relationship Woes!
Please Add to the list!
If you store your girlfriend in the freezer, every kernel will pop.
If u put a dry towel in your girlfriend's mouth, they stop complaining in half the time.
Vinegar replaces liquid fabric softner.
Vinegar replaces Jet-Dry.
Egg whites stiffly beaten with added ascorbic acid powder replaces $75 collagen cream.
If u leave a halved former assistant in a smokey car overnight, you'll get what Craig Titus got.
Microwave a saucer of lemon juice for 5 minutes, then simply wipe away even the toughest stains in your microwave.
Stale girlfriend? Microwave for 45 seconds, fixed.
Shaving cream replaces carpet cleaners/Soaps.
Hair Conditioner replaces shaving cream.
Aluminum foil discourages your pet from being on that item (sofa, counter, etc)
Rubber gloves clean pet hair better than Pet hair rollers.
Put a 1/8th tsp of yeast in your girlfriend's food ed and reduce its overall body odor.
1 TBSP of vanilla extract in a can of paint will eliminate Paint smell. (does not affect color of paint)
Cola cleans your toilet better than commercial toilet cleaner.
Diluted White wine is a Mildew spray.
Water mark on your coffee table from a Cup? Just dab some mayo on it, leave overnight. Buff out, fixed.
Orange oil and vanilla extract, mixed with water, is a mosquito repellent.
Fabric softner sheets in your pockets will reduce mosquito bites.
A Fabric sheet softner in your central AC air vent will make the entire place smell better.
Girlfriends stink? Put them in the freezer overnight, fixed.
Common girlfriend? Wrap in duct tape and leave it on. The girlfriend will go away.
Vinegar replaces windex.
Vinegar replaces ammonia.
Shiny hem after ironing? Spray with Vinegar.
Oh and fuck SFW
