Dude it is 72 virgins. Imagine having a non functioning penis with 72 virgins. Allah is a cruel jokester
id rather have 72 whores any day of the week :coffee:
72 virgin sheep.
what if you like your women sloppy and loose..do you switch religions or just not blow shit up??
what ive never understood about the 72 virgin thing is that they never say if there male or female haha imagine blowing your self up and when you get to the after life theres 72 dude with huge boners
It shows you how deluded they are to believe such bullshit. Even a ten year old American kid knows 'Santa' is not real.
I'm pretty sure the suicide bombers are the virgins, and the sheep they have sex with arent
lols, so basically he just wants to keep his penis after the rest of him has blown up.
so in his after life he will just be a penis.
can we just fast forward to the blowing himself up part? hopefully he will take as many of his own people with him as possible.....
Keeping all that in mind, what does that make the average muslim jihadist? You said it! :homo:
^^^ My roommate in college had a really bad experience manscaping... he cut his bean bag bad. He asked me to look at it cause he was freaked out. I moved his balls with my hand to see the depth of the cut. Now I'm worried. Am I gay Muslim terriorist?
Reminds me of what Lewis Black said about the amount of faith it takes to become a suicide bomber. Its a strong faith to believe you'll be met in heaven by 72 virgins when i haven't managed to meet one here on earth.
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