Serious Question: How to make my dick taste good?
I met the sweetest little hood-rat, and she is nice enough to blow me. But, I am uncircumcised, and I am a little self conscious about how my dick taste and smells. I am very hygienic, but I might shower at 8:30pm, and fucking doesn't start until 2:00am sometimes.
That is enough time for dick cheese to start forming for people who are uncut, especially if you sweat in a hot ass bar or club. Is there something you can rub on your dick that is like an antibacterial, but also has a nice flavor to it?