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  2. Oh I don't know about all these fancy supplements...

    Oh I don't know about all these fancy supplements and stuff. Twice a year, I pull my liver out and run it through the dishwasher on super scrub. It comes out al shiny and squeaky clean. The I pop...
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    MRI today...WTF????

    Today I went for a MRI on my knee. Why the hell do they have to stuff your entire body into that tube? Can't they just send me in feet first and line up on the knee and not have my shoulders cramed...
  4. I dreamed the other night I was eating a big...

    I dreamed the other night I was eating a big marshmallow....I woke up and my pillow was gone!
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    Face it the Obama Messiah was and is an empty...

    Face it the Obama Messiah was and is an empty suite. He took the gig by the force of the cult of personality. He was not ready for the job, no experience in gubbermint, or business. He surrounded...
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    You know its fake, there were no cops.

    You know its fake, there were no cops.
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    Why do these douche bag guys always pull off...

    Why do these douche bag guys always pull off thier shirts? They really are not impressing anyone. Plus it just makes it easier to give them road rash when they get dragged around the parking lot...
  8. Poll: In AZ it is called Capital Murder. Your illegal...

    In AZ it is called Capital Murder. Your illegal actions cause another to react which caused the death of another. It is the perp's responsibility. If he wasn't being the fool, the girl would be...
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    Ain't nothing nice about Mother Nature.

    Ain't nothing nice about Mother Nature.
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    This is pure class..... ...

    This is pure class.....


    http://youtu.be/-IIiXBoFnus
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    As always...follow the money. MSNBC ratings...

    As always...follow the money.

    MSNBC ratings during the Ferguson riots up 20%

    CNN ratings during the Ferguson riots up 25%

    Fox ratings during the Ferguson riots up 30%

    Wonder if there...
  12. Damn a menopausal woman with PMS makes any roid...

    Damn a menopausal woman with PMS makes any roid rage look mild.
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    Doesn't Aaron have any older brothers? Male...

    Doesn't Aaron have any older brothers? Male cousins? Someone in that family needs to get Old Testament on those pigs.
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    yeah, I would guess your "bear" wasn't the 4...

    yeah, I would guess your "bear" wasn't the 4 legged Ursus kind.
  15. I don't know why you would be concerned about...

    I don't know why you would be concerned about grunting and screaming. I grunt like a boar hog when playing hide the salami with the wife. The sound of her screaming in ecstasy pisses off the...
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    Wonder how many of you guys are dumping your...

    Wonder how many of you guys are dumping your caches as we speak...
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    Poll: I thought that I read 'ol Sasha was a tranny and...

    I thought that I read 'ol Sasha was a tranny and that is what sent Sham-Wow boy off. Or was that Sasha wasn't a tranny that set him off? :thinking:
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    She is a beast (in a good way). Wow has she...

    She is a beast (in a good way). Wow has she progressed.
  19. Thread: Cat People

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    Word of advice young men.....If the gal you are...

    Word of advice young men.....If the gal you are interested in has more than 3 cats....run the fuck away!
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    Kill them all, let God sort it out.

    Kill them all, let God sort it out.
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    Took the words out of my mouth Heckler7. These...

    Took the words out of my mouth Heckler7. These ISIS fuckers are really tough, from what I saw their victims were all unarmed. Wonder how bad ass they would be in a head on head with the 101 or the...
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    Have to admit, when I saw the "I may be dying" I...

    Have to admit, when I saw the "I may be dying" I thought Azza was back at it.
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    I don't think the old guy was a body builder....

    I don't think the old guy was a body builder. However, that is hwat happens when a major league fat fuck drops 100-150 pounds or so. Man get your ass to a surgeon and chop some of that stuff off.
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    Oh hell what is a little food poisoning? Come on...

    Oh hell what is a little food poisoning? Come on man up. If you think you need it, put some seat belts on the toilet and ride it out.
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    Not much of a drinker, but when I do I go for...

    Not much of a drinker, but when I do I go for Dixie Blackened Voodoo, Mississippi Mud or Arrogant Bastard.
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