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  1. Thread: Watson

    by Zaphod
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    You're momma's so fat her urn is a barrel

    You're momma's so fat her urn is a barrel
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    I hate when the squat racks are full of idiots...

    I hate when the squat racks are full of idiots trying to "squat" so much weight that their range of motion is shorter than my dick when it's flaccid and it's below freezing.

    I also hate when,...
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    Share the same needle or the same needle dick?

    Share the same needle or the same needle dick?
  4. There's two attention whores at my gym. Both are...

    There's two attention whores at my gym. Both are dudes and they're bitches. The entire time I've belonged to this gym their weights have never gone up. They only do partial reps. Slam the weights...
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    T-shirt, sweats or shorts depending on the time...

    T-shirt, sweats or shorts depending on the time of the year, Nike cross trainers or Vans depending on whether or not I'm squatting or deadlifting.
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    Not an issue for me. Normally I take a magazine...

    Not an issue for me. Normally I take a magazine and roll it up around my dick, sleeve it up a couple sizes.
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    Fuzo has brain damage.

    Fuzo has brain damage.
  8. Thread: Christmas bulk

    by Zaphod
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    Started my Christmas bulk last Christmas. Yeah,...

    Started my Christmas bulk last Christmas. Yeah, I'm just fat.
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    :thumb: 62801

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  10. Thread: its comforting

    by Zaphod
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    62763

    62763
  11. Thread: Merry Christmas

    by Zaphod
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    Merry Christmas

    Merry Christmas
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    Five years. He'll get an infection from all the...

    Five years. He'll get an infection from all the synthol injections and then the downward spiral will begin.
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    I'd like to be ten years younger with the same...

    I'd like to be ten years younger with the same drive I have now. I'd also like a walk in gun safe loaded with all the guns I could possibly want and a small warehouse full of ammo. And to not need...
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    Okay. See you tomorrow.

    Okay. See you tomorrow.
  15. Thread: Me and my girls

    by Zaphod
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    Cookie gets it in the cooch, Bernadette gets her...

    Cookie gets it in the cooch, Bernadette gets her face fucked, and you get assfucked. How's that?
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    :whackit:

    :whackit:
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    Very nice!

    Very nice!
  18. Thread: Oh hai

    by Zaphod
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    Went to the Toronto film festival one year and a...

    Went to the Toronto film festival one year and a chick at a ticket counter had eyes like that and it just completely mesmerized me. They were that extreme, too.
  19. Thread: Oh hai

    by Zaphod
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    Chicks with different color eyes really catch my...

    Chicks with different color eyes really catch my attention.

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/52/ec/d3/52ecd387f0603995aeb601a882466f92.jpg...
  20. Thread: Check This Cunt

    by Zaphod
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    It's all you post about. You two should get a...

    It's all you post about. You two should get a room.
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