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You're momma's so fat her urn is a barrel
I hate when the squat racks are full of idiots trying to "squat" so much weight that their range of motion is shorter than my dick when it's flaccid and it's below freezing.
I also hate when,...
Share the same needle or the same needle dick?
There's two attention whores at my gym. Both are dudes and they're bitches. The entire time I've belonged to this gym their weights have never gone up. They only do partial reps. Slam the weights...
T-shirt, sweats or shorts depending on the time of the year, Nike cross trainers or Vans depending on whether or not I'm squatting or deadlifting.
Not an issue for me. Normally I take a magazine and roll it up around my dick, sleeve it up a couple sizes.
Fuzo has brain damage.
Started my Christmas bulk last Christmas. Yeah, I'm just fat.
Five years. He'll get an infection from all the synthol injections and then the downward spiral will begin.
I'd like to be ten years younger with the same drive I have now. I'd also like a walk in gun safe loaded with all the guns I could possibly want and a small warehouse full of ammo. And to not need...
Okay. See you tomorrow.
Cookie gets it in the cooch, Bernadette gets her face fucked, and you get assfucked. How's that?
Went to the Toronto film festival one year and a chick at a ticket counter had eyes like that and it just completely mesmerized me. They were that extreme, too.
Chicks with different color eyes really catch my attention.
It's all you post about. You two should get a room.