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  1. They didn't even need to be wasting their time on...

    They didn't even need to be wasting their time on the guy but I saw 6 cop cars behind a pulled over moped last night so who am I to judge if police departments use their time wisely...
  2. I always offer either cockmeat sandwich or a...

    I always offer either cockmeat sandwich or a knuckle sandwich or she can go make us a sandwich, she always goes for the last choice...
  3. It's simple when we see a pretty face, ass, tits,...

    It's simple when we see a pretty face, ass, tits, stomach, foot, thighs etc first thing we think is how much more beautiful they would look with our man glaze glistening all over them...women are...
  4. It is an issue of training, someone with proper...

    It is an issue of training, someone with proper know how can cut off the blood supply and submit a person without restricting airflow, this officer obviously doesn't have that know how and has never...
  5. Wow, not even a smidgen of concern or remorse on...

    Wow, not even a smidgen of concern or remorse on those cops faces as they stare down at a dying man. I would have said fuck you mother fuckers and jumped right in and started cpr if that was my...
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    Nah, that cats got some medical MJ, thats what...

    Nah, that cats got some medical MJ, thats what has him so giddy...
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    A belt to hide the handprint shaped bruises I...

    A belt to hide the handprint shaped bruises I left on her when I destroyed that ass... ICOD :p
  8. Sticky: Can't even win a chick with a dick on a roulette...

    Can't even win a chick with a dick on a roulette site dedicated to them.... Your life, I don't want it.... :lol:
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    I tried, I got 2 full chest to ground pushups and...

    I tried, I got 2 full chest to ground pushups and then my dick snapped, now it looks like an eggplant...
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    Just paddle out and let loose like a fucking...

    Just paddle out and let loose like a fucking whale, then you'll hopefully scare any sharks away and most definitely any other surfers....of course the cold water might make you pucker so tight...
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    I took one on acid and swore it was a yule log...

    I took one on acid and swore it was a yule log coming out but when I looked there was a pebble sized turd stuck in that little hole on the front side of the flush drain, it completely blew my mind. ...
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    I always thought he had a stroke or something,...

    I always thought he had a stroke or something, one side of his face hangs like that...
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    Me too.......when I'm holding it by the base...

    Me too.......when I'm holding it by the base trying to keep the condom from popping off, don't they make those things any bigger?
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    Those people are too busy planning on how to...

    Those people are too busy planning on how to embezzle more money to think about petty theft.
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    I would have to restrain from giving him...

    I would have to restrain from giving him buckwheats Walken style, he'll be taking plenty loads up the ass in prison...
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    My dog used to steal my towel or water bottle...

    My dog used to steal my towel or water bottle when I had my bench out in the car port, thats as bad as I've had it in the home gym game...
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    My doc is a sports injury specialist, takes care...

    My doc is a sports injury specialist, takes care of the Pro Bowlers when they come to HI, he was always dead on with the epidurals, but that shit is the most uncomfortable pain I ever had, I cringe...
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    I'd have stomped his genitals into oblivion, just...

    I'd have stomped his genitals into oblivion, just a gelatinous bag of nada left for him to be reminded what a scumbag he is...
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    Thats a good tuck job, must've used Gorilla...

    Thats a good tuck job, must've used Gorilla Tape...
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    I have 2 cards with the chip on them and no place...

    I have 2 cards with the chip on them and no place has the technology to use it, I'll have to book a flight to a foreign country to try it. The US is way behind other countries in getting away from...
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    Or a wet hand towel will do in a pinch

    Or a wet hand towel will do in a pinch
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    flagrant homosexuality

    http://media20.giphy.com/media/zssoe0rEL8Gsw/giphy.gif?w=320
  23. Poll: Just sitting here...Eating pringles, minding my business....

    Just wanted a Pringle, just one Pringle far from homocidal...

    Once you pop you can't stop... unless some demon spawn attacks you on the subway!

    Bitch be like, I just started my diet and this...
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    Poll: Whos going to church today?

    I am a golden god by the way
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    Poll: http://youtu.be/5u_cB6zANXo You all do your...

    http://youtu.be/5u_cB6zANXo

    You all do your thing I'll do mine
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