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    I hope you're joking, no one should waste that...

    I hope you're joking, no one should waste that amount of coke on a triflin ho...
  2. Thread: Sick prick

    by maniclion
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    Someone took the expression "eat a dick"...

    Someone took the expression "eat a dick" literally...
  3. Azza is a little confused by the family planning...

    Azza is a little confused by the family planning advice, supposed to use her rear entrance not yours...

    http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Valid+point_6b4eef_4752691.jpg
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    Pharcyde had a lyric about using tongue in the...

    Pharcyde had a lyric about using tongue in the 90's

    http://youtu.be/Kc9sh4SfvSI

    "Used a little tongue but believe I'm well hung..."
  5. We'd have a larger number of white trash and...

    We'd have a larger number of white trash and Africa would have the best basketball teams...
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    Who wants to wake up every half hour thinking its...

    Who wants to wake up every half hour thinking its breakfast time?
  7. Grass always looks greener on the other side, but...

    Grass always looks greener on the other side, but when you get to it you'll find out it was just astro-turf and regret leaving your lush pasture for it...
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    No we need some Visceral Disgorge on that trailer...

    No we need some Visceral Disgorge on that trailer preferably 'Colostomy Bag Asphyxiation'

    http://youtu.be/GKy5C2obZys
  9. Its a ploy by the Postal Service to get people to...

    Its a ploy by the Postal Service to get people to start using snail mail again...
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    Same scenario fighting for fuel

    Same scenario fighting for fuel
  11. Raping a corpse is only a Misdemeanor? Did the...

    Raping a corpse is only a Misdemeanor? Did the lawmakers think that just because their wives lay there and take it like a stiff that they could be charged with this crime or are they boning dead...
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    You sound like Hitler blaming the Jews for his...

    You sound like Hitler blaming the Jews for his countries problems...just a casual observation.
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    I didn't know Jimi and crew started out playing...

    I didn't know Jimi and crew started out playing Proms
  14. Does she at least laugh at your jokes?

    Does she at least laugh at your jokes?
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    Fleshlight, it gets mighty lonely out there in...

    Fleshlight, it gets mighty lonely out there in the open waters, enough to make sailors think manatees looked liked beautiful mermaids....
  16. Thread: mig welder

    by maniclion
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    Just build a blacksmith forge and get an anvil. ...

    Just build a blacksmith forge and get an anvil. You can pack on some mean size with that setup...
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    Camp yourself by your equipment and growl...

    Camp yourself by your equipment and growl viciously if anyone gets close... Show them you are the Alpha...
  18. Give me titanium hips and I'll do the same at 99

    Give me titanium hips and I'll do the same at 99
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    Put a large glass cube in the center of the gym...

    Put a large glass cube in the center of the gym suspended from the ceiling, that will be the Womens Yoga Center and the floor will have a weight limit per person of 130 pounds...it'll be like having...
  20. They burned down all of their workplaces....

    They burned down all of their workplaces....
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    I'd like to know the microbe count of a cross...

    I'd like to know the microbe count of a cross country airline flight, I've noticed when I pick people up at the airport they smell like a port-a-potty, straight recycled farts and halitosis in those...
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    Surprised roofs haven't caved in under that...

    Surprised roofs haven't caved in under that weight.
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    I'm going to the beach, I got shivers just...

    I'm going to the beach, I got shivers just looking at that...
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    Depends on where the source of hydrogen comes...

    Depends on where the source of hydrogen comes from. Electrolysis of water or the cheaper form currently used which is from fossil fuels. Either way you cut it it's a very inefficient method of...
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    It's page 2 of their brochure.

    It's page 2 of their brochure.
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