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  1. Thread: Deadpool

    by Zaphod
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    Dammit! Says video does not exist.

    Dammit! Says video does not exist.
  2. The fuckers need to be in prison waiting for...

    The fuckers need to be in prison waiting for their murder trial. The rest of the NYPD needs training on how to deal with civilians. Also, they need more firearm training. They seem to be some of...
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    The folks posing at my gym are more like Uncle...

    The folks posing at my gym are more like Uncle Rico.

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZIfCfpb0UnY/Uy7Svus6d1I/AAAAAAAAC5w/uml5AjAfX_c/s1600/rico3.png
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    Facebook would be creepy. That means you're...

    Facebook would be creepy. That means you're looking her up like a stalker would, which you already are. Next thing you know you're no longer seeing her at your favorite eatery. Then there is the...
  5. I kept scrolling down past the homo stuff hoping...

    I kept scrolling down past the homo stuff hoping you'd change your mind about not showing us your boobs. I'd wager they're nigh on perfect.
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    I think you'd be correct.

    I think you'd be correct.
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    That dude would have been worse off than just...

    That dude would have been worse off than just lying in a pool of his own blood. There'd be a few broken bones thrown in for good measure.
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    Tried to long stroke my dick once. It slipped...

    Tried to long stroke my dick once. It slipped out of my hand.
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    When I go to the gym at 4am there's only three or...

    When I go to the gym at 4am there's only three or four other people there. I still lock up my stuff. But if anything ever went missing there's a very short list of suspects.
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    The only crime I commit against myself is how...

    The only crime I commit against myself is how hard and furiously I masturbate.
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    Leftist media? You're a buffoon. 90% of the...

    Leftist media? You're a buffoon. 90% of the news media is owned by just six companies. The only news you see and hear is what they allow you to see and hear. You're a prime example of the...
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    I'd hit it if she didn't look like a dude with...

    I'd hit it if she didn't look like a dude with implants. Looking the way she does I'd hit it with howitzer and pray it didn't get back up.
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    Used to be a dude at my gym that would pose. ...

    Used to be a dude at my gym that would pose. He'd pose like he was throwing a football and sometimes even go through it slo-mo style. Fucking hilarious to see.
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    Arabic is a shitty sounding language. Sounds...

    Arabic is a shitty sounding language. Sounds like they are constantly choking on a dick.
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    I use all sorts of stuff to help me sleep. ...

    I use all sorts of stuff to help me sleep. Mostly OTC stuff now. Used to use ambien and xanax. The "non-addictive" sleep aids work fairly well for me, I also take a couple klonopins for anxiety...
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    I knew before opening this thread that it was...

    I knew before opening this thread that it was going to be something strangely amusing. Sick, but amusing.
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    Poll: I have my religious beliefs, which are Christian...

    I have my religious beliefs, which are Christian in nature. That being said I'm finding Buddhism rather interesting and a bit more applicable than straight out Christianity.
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    Retirement accounts, like 401k and others, seem...

    Retirement accounts, like 401k and others, seem to be up in the air as to whether or not you can depend on them to be there. Save your paper money yourself or "invest" in a mutual fund or something...
  19. Thread: Microchip??

    by Zaphod
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    Know anyone who does metal detecting? If so have...

    Know anyone who does metal detecting? If so have him use his pointer detector to locate it. Then remove it.
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    There used to be a guy that would show up on the...

    There used to be a guy that would show up on the weekends to bench. He'd max out at 155 or so. And he'd howl to the moon on each rep.
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    A couple weeks ago there were two dudes at my gym...

    A couple weeks ago there were two dudes at my gym squatting. That alone is an anomaly, but they had their knees wrapped and lifting belts cinched tight enough they looked like they were wearing a...
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    Better he approaches you while you're lifting...

    Better he approaches you while you're lifting than when you're in the locker room in the middle of changing your clothes or showering.
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    Good job, bro!

    Good job, bro!
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    Time to heal is however long it takes. Depends...

    Time to heal is however long it takes. Depends on what you did to it. Ice it and throw some ibuprofen at it.
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