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  1. He wanted to be asian so bad he cut 8 inches off...

    He wanted to be asian so bad he cut 8 inches off and now only has a 2" micro-dick
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    Looks like fun, I miss my dirtbike.... :(

    Looks like fun, I miss my dirtbike.... :(
  3. Didn't even manage to get the chain, she needs to...

    Didn't even manage to get the chain, she needs to also sling her purse over her neck before it gets snatched off...
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    Not me, I passed a group of HS or college volley...

    Not me, I passed a group of HS or college volley ball girls jogging the other day and one of them said "Heyyyyy, how you doin..." I look back and shes giving me the most lustful look over her...
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    Open remove hard drive use my USB to 2.5" drive...

    Open remove hard drive use my USB to 2.5" drive adapter plug into my non-networked box ghost drive, return drive to laptop, wipe down prints and leave at school library by Black History Studies...
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    Where are these coffee trucks and are they open...

    Where are these coffee trucks and are they open right now!!!!!
  7. Thread: Car Thread

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    Everybody in Texas blames the asian driver...

    Everybody in Texas blames the asian driver...
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    ASF is full of cry babies and trolls

    It's like going to the zoo and watching the damned dirty apes fling shit and beat their chest...makes me feel more human than human, almost as much as lifting heavy weights and then going to the...
  9. Absorbing too much semen, either orally or...

    Absorbing too much semen, either orally or anally, most likely from a severe case of the gay...just my hypothesis I'm not reading that shit above...
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    ASF is full of cry babies and trolls

    I'll fight any of you gyno having shriveled raisinette toting hooligan minded tranny diddling, done gone full retards...but I think once you got off the plane and the magic of Hawaii would chill your...
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    Wal-Mart Cares

    Walmart was my first official on the books job, started my Junior year as a Cart Retriever and that shit built me up more than any weight training. I was barely 140 and by the end of JR year I was a...
  12. Thread: Car Thread

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    I love the oxymoron of "Smart Car", I could see...

    I love the oxymoron of "Smart Car", I could see only city driving in one but the safety of them come on you might as well get a motorcycle and at least look cool while playing russian roulette.
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    When my father was a drinker I remember nights...

    When my father was a drinker I remember nights cowering in my bed listening to the screams. Then there was the one morning we woke up and saw both parents weren't home and there was a knife on the...
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    I think you had your fill already...

    I think you had your fill already...
  15. Sucks when women have you climbing walls thinking...

    Sucks when women have you climbing walls thinking you maybe might get to climb her walls, thinks she's First Class send her ass to Coach with a maxed out credit card, she'll learn quick what its like...
  16. Was he hoping she would lay spread eagle at the...

    Was he hoping she would lay spread eagle at the bottom and he could drop down with his dick out and pile drive her? See this is why schools need Sex Ed...and apparently Common Sense Ed...
  17. Most history isn't a lie, its just full of...

    Most history isn't a lie, its just full of omissions and very one sided. Luckily those who survived the Holocaust and the Allies who were first to see the atrocities got to give their account loud...
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    I was going to do a porn movie called Men Who...

    I was going to do a porn movie called Men Who Fuck Goats that Faint, hire some Afghanie refugees, gets some fainting goats and let them go to town, then send out a few guys in wolf costumes, the...
  19. If this ever happens to me or anyone in the...

    If this ever happens to me or anyone in the vicinity, I'm gonna run a few Perfect Weapon flashes on his nose in ground and pound fashion and then make sure I remember to pop straight up and look for...
  20. Sounds like you need some tantric yoga, ask them...

    Sounds like you need some tantric yoga, ask them to show you how to open your Muladhara or Root Chakra, make sure they massage it good for you, tell them you can take at least a soda can in girth...
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    "The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside...

    "The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great...
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    I take a selfie and immediately delete it when...

    I take a selfie and immediately delete it when the voices start saying "NO THEY'll LAUGH AT YOU!!!" For some reason they all sound like Adam Sandler and Christopher Walken.
  23. If only she'd had a Redbull before, that shits...

    If only she'd had a Redbull before, that shits supposed to give you wings
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    Had to sell off my home gym under advisement by...

    Had to sell off my home gym under advisement by our realtor, most of it was cheap garage sale shit, except the bench, that was $399 and had squat rack bench and safety catches since I workout alone. ...
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    Home Reno for 6 months, flipped from 800k to over...

    Home Reno for 6 months, flipped from 800k to over 1 Mil(thats our first offer, bidding wars should begin soon, hoping 1.2 mil in the end.) Now looking for a nice place near the beach, away from all...
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