Search:

Type: Posts; User: dogsoldier; Keyword(s):

Page 1 of 8 1 2 3 4

Search: Search took 0.11 seconds.

  1. Replies
    368
    Views
    41,137

    Why? You got the hots for her? You kinky SOB.

    Why? You got the hots for her? You kinky SOB.
  2. Replies
    14
    Views
    373

    Wonder how many teeth those people had between...

    Wonder how many teeth those people had between them? My guess is 4.
  3. Thread: Dog People

    by dogsoldier
    Replies
    383
    Views
    28,357

    I want to meet the cock sucker that cut that dogs...

    I want to meet the cock sucker that cut that dogs feet off and let him in a parking lot.
  4. Replies
    3
    Views
    224

    I know this is about a month old, but...why did...

    I know this is about a month old, but...why did they prescribe blood thinners with pneumonia? I have had it about 5 times in my life and all I got was some really string antibiotics and antivirals.
  5. Thread: order

    by dogsoldier
    Replies
    1
    Views
    246

    I looked at all three of your posts today. ...

    I looked at all three of your posts today.

    We've been dipping into mommy's medicine cabinet again, haven't we?
  6. Thread: Poop Bandit

    by dogsoldier
    Replies
    9
    Views
    555

    That looks strangely like Azza.

    That looks strangely like Azza.
  7. A fool and his money is soon parted. Some smart...

    A fool and his money is soon parted. Some smart guy said that.
  8. Replies
    11
    Views
    475

    Get inside his extra long reach and break his...

    Get inside his extra long reach and break his ribs. At 7' tall, you can't help but go for the breadbasket and end up hitting him in the balls.
  9. Fucking nuke them all.

    Fucking nuke them all.
  10. Yeah we got one of those crazies here in AZ. She...

    Yeah we got one of those crazies here in AZ. She wanted to regulate the amount of cleavage a women's dress can show to no more than 2 inches. That one never got out of committee.
  11. Thread: Anal sex

    by dogsoldier
    Replies
    23
    Views
    1,726

    My first wife took it in the ass like a champ. I...

    My first wife took it in the ass like a champ. I was the one who insisted on using a condom. Something about shit on my dick that didn't work for me. My final wife told me in no uncertain terms,...
  12. Replies
    4
    Views
    398

    My attitude is as long as you are not hurting...

    My attitude is as long as you are not hurting anyone, you do what you got to do to get through.
  13. Replies
    2
    Views
    749

    Wow! Power Ranger's star goes to the dark side. ...

    Wow! Power Ranger's star goes to the dark side. You know, now the California legislature will be calling for registration of all swords.
  14. There is no such thing as a "great high protein...

    There is no such thing as a "great high protein diet". You eat copious amounts of protein, lean beef, turkey, white chicken, fish and so on. Keep your carbs and fats in the 30% range range. Lift...
  15. Replies
    5
    Views
    701

    got to admit, the professor has a set of balls. ...

    got to admit, the professor has a set of balls. "Hey honey...I just invented a fat burning vest...here put it on!" Oh yeah, that got him laid.
  16. Jeez, this winter shit is getting old. It only...

    Jeez, this winter shit is getting old. It only got up to 67 degrees today in Tucson. People are wearing parkas.
  17. Replies
    9,209
    Views
    430,551

    That is what it looks like in the hall when the...

    That is what it looks like in the hall when the Women's Studies faculty have a meeting.
  18. Thread: Cooking

    by dogsoldier
    Replies
    178
    Views
    15,165

    That is too complicated to test meat done-ness. ...

    That is too complicated to test meat done-ness. Here is the simplest...if it is mooing, cook it more.
  19. Replies
    9,209
    Views
    430,551

    That fat pig is just a waste of skin, a lot of...

    That fat pig is just a waste of skin, a lot of skin, trying to be relevant again. Just can accept the fact his moment of glory is gone and he makes shitty pro-commie movies noone wants to see.
  20. Replies
    4
    Views
    2,533

    I know this is old, but I needed to post this. ...

    I know this is old, but I needed to post this. Wanna try something really wild? How about bacon fried rice? Everything is the same, but sub cooked bacon for the beef or chicken. Made it last...
  21. Replies
    9
    Views
    1,070

    The units of measure are different. A cup is...

    The units of measure are different. A cup is volume and of course gram is weight. What I am saying is there is no fast rule. The stubby short grain rice weighs more per cup that long grain.
    You...
  22. Replies
    14
    Views
    1,067

    Come on guys. Fat chicks like that can be a lot...

    Come on guys. Fat chicks like that can be a lot of fun.
  23. Replies
    1,099
    Views
    58,255

    Oh....a '68 Mustang and a naked redhead. Brings...

    Oh....a '68 Mustang and a naked redhead. Brings back some really fond memories of my younger days.
  24. Replies
    19
    Views
    1,504

    Don't forget the lawyers. The gubbermint lawyers...

    Don't forget the lawyers. The gubbermint lawyers put a short leash on those guys.
  25. Replies
    35
    Views
    4,084

    This is a Zombie thread. Just when everyone...

    This is a Zombie thread. Just when everyone thinks it is dead, it called out of the grave.
Results 1 to 25 of 200
Page 1 of 8 1 2 3 4
-->