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  1. Those two really put meaning to the expression...

    Those two really put meaning to the expression "bumping the uglies".
  2. Well, there is someone out there for everyone.

    Well, there is someone out there for everyone.
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    Looks like it will be Olympus has Fallen with bad...

    Looks like it will be Olympus has Fallen with bad teeth.
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    This ^^^^^

    This ^^^^^
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    At the ed of the day, I really don't give a crap....

    At the ed of the day, I really don't give a crap. Now gays can get married to one another. When they get divorced and lose half of their shit to the other one, they will realize how good they had...
  6. Someone should tell her she doesn't have to go...

    Someone should tell her she doesn't have to go through all this nonsense just to get some black cawk.
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    Yep, just a "hi" and get to it. No BS'ing around.

    Yep, just a "hi" and get to it. No BS'ing around.
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    The fastest way I know how to increase the size...

    The fastest way I know how to increase the size of my penis is to have a nice looking woman play with it for a bit. It really does get bigger.
  9. 5 months, back in the gym long lay off due to...

    5 months, back in the gym long lay off due to surgery

    5 years back in the gym chasing the 20-30 something cardio-bunnys

    50 years...dead as a door nail.
  10. Why have a Training Section? No one here lifts.

    Why have a Training Section? No one here lifts.
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    Let's see. I counted six people running off that...

    Let's see. I counted six people running off that bus. I will bet that there will be 20+ lawsuits. Memo to the City of Atlanta, get the checkbook ready.
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    Yep, guilty also. However after 25 years plus of...

    Yep, guilty also. However after 25 years plus of wedded bliss she has just given up. Now she simply tells me to shut up and mind my own business.
  13. When you and the aunt are alone, look her in the...

    When you and the aunt are alone, look her in the eyes and gently say "Does diabetes run in our family?"
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    OH Lord! This gal is perfect.

    OH Lord! This gal is perfect.
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    I don't know about the morgue. Chances are after...

    I don't know about the morgue. Chances are after the inital tuds, it would be quiet. When I was in college my apartment neighbor for about 3 months was a hooker. Her bedroom was right against mine. ...
  16. Tell him he can suck your dick only if he pays...

    Tell him he can suck your dick only if he pays you some serious money for gear.
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    Why the hell are you guys worrying about what to...

    Why the hell are you guys worrying about what to wear at the gym? None of you lift anyway.
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    Well with six kids and no old man, she has to...

    Well with six kids and no old man, she has to know a thing or two in the sack.
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    Wonder how many of you reprobates would tap that...

    Wonder how many of you reprobates would tap that shit. The mother not the kid you pervs.
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    Oh that kid was so screwed. He had to make a...

    Oh that kid was so screwed. He had to make a choice, "Do I stand here and let my mother slap the shit out of me? And get the shit kicked out of me by the guys for a year because I'm a momma's boy"...
  21. Thread: Nice Squat

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    That made me squirm. The popping sound were his...

    That made me squirm. The popping sound were his knees dislocating.
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    Why? You got the hots for her? You kinky SOB.

    Why? You got the hots for her? You kinky SOB.
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    Wonder how many teeth those people had between...

    Wonder how many teeth those people had between them? My guess is 4.
  24. Thread: Dog People

    by dogsoldier
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    I want to meet the cock sucker that cut that dogs...

    I want to meet the cock sucker that cut that dogs feet off and let him in a parking lot.
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    I know this is about a month old, but...why did...

    I know this is about a month old, but...why did they prescribe blood thinners with pneumonia? I have had it about 5 times in my life and all I got was some really string antibiotics and antivirals.
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