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    At first I thought the water was so cold it sent...

    At first I thought the water was so cold it sent her frizzy hair into two natty dreads then I watched it again and saw it was a wig...
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    You'll look like your sitting by yourself. At...

    You'll look like your sitting by yourself.

    At least it's not a scary movie, don't ever go to a scary movie with black friends they yell at the screen.... This is not a comedy bit, it's fair...
  3. Sticky: I'd call it batting practice with the donut...

    I'd call it batting practice with the donut dongle...
  4. Sticky: Fucking tranny humpers and cum dumpsters up in...

    Fucking tranny humpers and cum dumpsters up in here, your all like Workaholics "Let's get Weird" I'm just laid back strokin' my beard like Bronsolino.... Like who though? the fuckin' ill prosciutto
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  5. Thread: Ferguson, MO

    by maniclion
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    Ferguson, MO

    They left that boy in the street for a couple hours like he was on display as some morbid warning, then they just toss his body in an suv instead of proper procedure. If I had kids who were witness...
  6. Poll: Is she trying to talk with a ghetto drawal or...

    Is she trying to talk with a ghetto drawal or like a fwo yeeah ole? She should start charging $4 per beej, quarters only and have them deposit them in those long nostrils of hers...
  7. Thread: Ferguson, MO

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    The protestors def. got the attention drawn to...

    The protestors def. got the attention drawn to their cause which was to show how inbalanced the police force is in that area. I am overwhelmed with how much control the protestors have shown,...
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    Anyone ever want to see the toughest...

    Anyone ever want to see the toughest motherfuckers squeal like little girls go into a football training room after practice and watch them get into the ice baths. I used to love it, after the pins...
  9. Thread: Ferguson, MO

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    Ferguson, MO

    Thoughts, insight and of course rabid tongues of the usual hatred...
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  10. Are they going to tests this new strain in...

    Are they going to tests this new strain in Ferguson?
  11. At least they got it over before it started, a...

    At least they got it over before it started, a year or two into their marriage and we'd be reading about the body of his or her assistant found in their burnt out car in the desert....

    I'd do a...
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    To skinny and rambo, they don't think it's gross...

    To skinny and rambo, they don't think it's gross they are worried you'll be the meathead some milf might try to hit on at the gym or supermarket.
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    Sometimes I get a fever and then I get intense...

    Sometimes I get a fever and then I get intense swelling in the pelvic region and I find that vaginal massage is the best way to relieve the pressure, else oral, rectal or manual massage work in a...
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    I just bought a pool and jumped in after I just...

    I just bought a pool and jumped in after I just filled it, water was freezing but it felt so damn good, I wanna fill it with 10 bags of ice and lounge for an hour in it...
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    Should have said "If we don't get her there we'll...

    Should have said "If we don't get her there we'll get her at the supermarket." Then grunted and yelled Yeah Budday, light weight! Then picked up a 20lb dumbbell and just dropped it at his feet 8...
  16. Sticky: Who'll be your He-Man? ...

    Who'll be your He-Man?

    http://youtu.be/J8DM_w36uro
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    I would have walked up snapped his neck, put his...

    I would have walked up snapped his neck, put his car in gear and released the parking brake and walked away...they'd think he crashed and broke his own neck, fuck him!
  18. "Ain't nothin to it but to do it..."

    "Ain't nothin to it but to do it..."
  19. Yeah budday, light weight!

    Yeah budday, light weight!
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    I used to love it on base when everything came to...

    I used to love it on base when everything came to a halt and everyone was frozen, even the cars stop, you feel like you're in the Twilight Zone and some kind of magical trumpet can stop time, glad...
  21. Or they flip it into enterprising businesses like...

    Or they flip it into enterprising businesses like these cats from my old stomping grounds in NW Houston...

    http://youtu.be/vo7ZnSC59mY
  22. Poll: I sharted one time, it was so bad I had to throw...

    I sharted one time, it was so bad I had to throw both my boxers and my favorite shorts away...I didn't even want to attempt any heroic rescue efforts on them.
  23. Poll: I wanna see camel toe, unless its really a rhino...

    I wanna see camel toe, unless its really a rhino toe but I'm sure some of these heathens wanna see that too
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    Parry in the Fisher King ...

    Parry in the Fisher King

    http://youtu.be/bg2cpnmhJKs
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    "Rockin ya from the Delta to the DMZ..."...

    "Rockin ya from the Delta to the DMZ..."
    Favorite movie he did

    http://youtu.be/Erf2iFHG44M
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