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    Nothing to lose your head over. Well, part of it...

    Nothing to lose your head over. Well, part of it at least.
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    They're all dirty ...

    They're all dirty

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  3. Thread: Hair Loss

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    Unless your head is shaped like an eggplant just...

    Unless your head is shaped like an eggplant just embrace the baldness.
  4. I've never done any drugs that were not...

    I've never done any drugs that were not prescribed. Ever in nearly 48 years. But I can solve the drug problem tomorrow. Nobody is asking him to cure addictions.

    The rubber stamp goes with...
  5. You don't get the experience until you do it. ...

    You don't get the experience until you do it. Hillary was never in the military, either. Or Slick Willy for that matter.
  6. It's alleged. Up to the court system to find him...

    It's alleged. Up to the court system to find him guilty. Not saying he isn't guilty, but last I checked you are innocent until proven guilty in the US.
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    When they say you need a helmet this is what they...

    When they say you need a helmet this is what they mean.

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  8. Felony conviction. No more voting for him! But...

    Felony conviction. No more voting for him! But I'm sure they'll just find another dead guy to vote.
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    Obama gave the Russians classified intelligence...

    Obama gave the Russians classified intelligence and they proceeded to bomb the shit out of the people we were trying to help. Democrat response? Crickets.

    Right leaning media? Sure. But good...
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    One of the perks of being president is you can...

    One of the perks of being president is you can declassify information without permission or congressional oversight.
  11. If by "Fuck" you mean "eat," I'm sure you do. ...

    If by "Fuck" you mean "eat," I'm sure you do. And you ain't eating pussy.
  12. Airlines have been overbooking planes for a...

    Airlines have been overbooking planes for a loooong time. And it's finally catching up with them in the news and pocketbook.
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    Lord have mercy! With nice boobs like those I'm...

    Lord have mercy! With nice boobs like those I'm surprised you have time to do anything. If I were a woman and looked like you I'd be feeling myself up all the time.
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    Buy two boxes of clays, two 100 round boxes of...

    Buy two boxes of clays, two 100 round boxes of ammo, an electric clay thrower, and practice, practice, practice.
  15. Get a lawyer. Lawyer sends the employer...

    Get a lawyer. Lawyer sends the employer documents about a pending lawsuit for not taking care of possible sexual harassment and that will probably get their attention yesterday. Bitch pants will be...
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    Poll: I love those people. They are the ones that are...

    I love those people. They are the ones that are going to get mugged instead of me.
  17. Nope. I don't send mail.

    Nope. I don't send mail.
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    I just spit on your mom's butthole and that's...

    I just spit on your mom's butthole and that's usually good enough.
  19. Someone has to be the lowest, just like someone...

    Someone has to be the lowest, just like someone has to be the highest.
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    The Capt'n is cool.

    The Capt'n is cool.
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