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  1. Thread: Cat People

    by vortrit
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    I was wondering if a moderater could change this...

    I was wondering if a moderater could change this into "I am completely gay so I love cats and a dick in my ass" thread?
  2. She should habe tried harder.

    She should habe tried harder.
  3. Thread: Confronted

    by vortrit
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    Reminds me of the time I had tator-tots for...

    Reminds me of the time I had tator-tots for dinner. No other food and no condiments.
  4. Thread: Phonesex slut

    by vortrit
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    She is a dirty girl. Great for some ocassional...

    She is a dirty girl. Great for some ocassional phone sex. Last time I had her squeal like a pig over the phone and I totally blew my load.
  5. Big deal. I bought a brand new hot dog from the...

    Big deal. I bought a brand new hot dog from the gas station yesterday.
  6. Like this should surprise anyone?

    Like this should surprise anyone?
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    I'd kill that bitch.

    I'd kill that bitch.
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    Sweet. I'm heading over right now. I need to rub...

    Sweet. I'm heading over right now. I need to rub one out anyway.
  9. :coffee:

    :coffee:
  10. The sexual tension in this thread is insane!

    The sexual tension in this thread is insane!
  11. For a grand? Fuck that. I'd rather just have a...

    For a grand? Fuck that. I'd rather just have a LHJO session and it's free.
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    Prince is a great poster. Don't worry, Prince,...

    Prince is a great poster.

    Don't worry, Prince, I'll inbox you my address so you can send my free gears.

    :grin:
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    I know. I was being a smartass, but thanks.

    I know. I was being a smartass, but thanks.
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    That's one thing I like about Washington. No...

    That's one thing I like about Washington. No state tax and no sales tax on food.
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    I watched this with the whole family. It was...

    I watched this with the whole family. It was heartwarming.
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    They both suck anyway.

    They both suck anyway.
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    Well I can't... I mean he can't do gerbils...

    Well I can't... I mean he can't do gerbils without the glass tube.
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    Is that Mr. T's real name?

    Is that Mr. T's real name?
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    What should one do about profuse rectal bleeding?...

    What should one do about profuse rectal bleeding? Asking for a friend...
  20. Dude looks like he's ready to suck the mic off.

    Dude looks like he's ready to suck the mic off.
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    Yeah, I figured it would be Michigan. I think...

    Yeah, I figured it would be Michigan. I think that's where he's from. I believe he has an album coming out, so I bet he was just doing it as a publicity stunt.
  22. Pussy?

    Pussy?
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    Either way, I think he said it was actually a...

    Either way, I think he said it was actually a joke.
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    Who else?

    Who else?
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    I would only recommend using it as an anal...

    I would only recommend using it as an anal lubricant.
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    :roflmao: Penis the Irishman

    :roflmao:

    Penis the Irishman
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    I like tater tots.

    I like tater tots.
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    The Penis Clause

    The Penis Clause
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    Big Mamma's Penis

    Big Mamma's Penis
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    Penis Vice

    Penis Vice
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