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    You'll never achieve Captains Log status... ...

    You'll never achieve Captains Log status...

    Chocolate Starfish Date 072814: had number 2 retrieve my early AM number 2 from the head and spectral analyze it for weight and content...waiting for...
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    "Ain't found a way to kill me yet..."

    "Ain't found a way to kill me yet..."
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    Looks like a mash-up of 2 and 3 with sprinklings...

    Looks like a mash-up of 2 and 3 with sprinklings of 300 thrown in for gore factor.
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    No clue but it let me report your post.........to...

    No clue but it let me report your post.........to whom I don't know either DEA or INS either way you better run...
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    http://youtu.be/fDguRhyO7Nw

    http://youtu.be/fDguRhyO7Nw
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    http://youtu.be/zaUrzMeS4xg

    http://youtu.be/zaUrzMeS4xg
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    http://youtu.be/eXI47_URvmE

    http://youtu.be/eXI47_URvmE
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    http://youtu.be/ZnvBq02xNH0

    http://youtu.be/ZnvBq02xNH0
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    Even this... http://youtu.be/zIRCutbaOmY

    Even this...

    http://youtu.be/zIRCutbaOmY
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    Mikes a modern mad composer, obsessed with his...

    Mikes a modern mad composer, obsessed with his craft. He did the primal screams of the zombies in I Am Legend, and then he did a classical Italian love song album, and he'll cover Slayer too.
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  11. http://youtu.be/TiJ9SYfYLfA

    http://youtu.be/TiJ9SYfYLfA
  12. They didn't even need to be wasting their time on...

    They didn't even need to be wasting their time on the guy but I saw 6 cop cars behind a pulled over moped last night so who am I to judge if police departments use their time wisely...
  13. I always offer either cockmeat sandwich or a...

    I always offer either cockmeat sandwich or a knuckle sandwich or she can go make us a sandwich, she always goes for the last choice...
  14. It's simple when we see a pretty face, ass, tits,...

    It's simple when we see a pretty face, ass, tits, stomach, foot, thighs etc first thing we think is how much more beautiful they would look with our man glaze glistening all over them...women are...
  15. It is an issue of training, someone with proper...

    It is an issue of training, someone with proper know how can cut off the blood supply and submit a person without restricting airflow, this officer obviously doesn't have that know how and has never...
  16. Wow, not even a smidgen of concern or remorse on...

    Wow, not even a smidgen of concern or remorse on those cops faces as they stare down at a dying man. I would have said fuck you mother fuckers and jumped right in and started cpr if that was my...
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    Nah, that cats got some medical MJ, thats what...

    Nah, that cats got some medical MJ, thats what has him so giddy...
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    A belt to hide the handprint shaped bruises I...

    A belt to hide the handprint shaped bruises I left on her when I destroyed that ass... ICOD :p
  19. Sticky: Can't even win a chick with a dick on a roulette...

    Can't even win a chick with a dick on a roulette site dedicated to them.... Your life, I don't want it.... :lol:
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    I tried, I got 2 full chest to ground pushups and...

    I tried, I got 2 full chest to ground pushups and then my dick snapped, now it looks like an eggplant...
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    Just paddle out and let loose like a fucking...

    Just paddle out and let loose like a fucking whale, then you'll hopefully scare any sharks away and most definitely any other surfers....of course the cold water might make you pucker so tight...
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    I took one on acid and swore it was a yule log...

    I took one on acid and swore it was a yule log coming out but when I looked there was a pebble sized turd stuck in that little hole on the front side of the flush drain, it completely blew my mind. ...
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    I always thought he had a stroke or something,...

    I always thought he had a stroke or something, one side of his face hangs like that...
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    Me too.......when I'm holding it by the base...

    Me too.......when I'm holding it by the base trying to keep the condom from popping off, don't they make those things any bigger?
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    Those people are too busy planning on how to...

    Those people are too busy planning on how to embezzle more money to think about petty theft.
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