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    Didn't remember my email or password, but finally...

    Didn't remember my email or password, but finally guessed the password. Good to be back, this place has grown.
  2. So you wouldn't bang her if she was broke? I sure...

    So you wouldn't bang her if she was broke? I sure would.
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    Finally remembered my old password! No need for...

    Finally remembered my old password! No need for the new account.
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    Finally remembered my password so I can start...

    Finally remembered my password so I can start posting again. Can't believe I never whored in this old thread.
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    Yes I'm back. I was kidnapped by Dale and kept in...

    Yes I'm back. I was kidnapped by Dale and kept in his basement as a sex slave for 3 years. It was pretty cool.
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    The day I came back to IM

    The day I came back to IM
  7. Thread: Think Back

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    I was banned after I had an affair with Jodi....

    I was banned after I had an affair with Jodi. Dale found out and banned me, then broke into my house and stole a bunch of my dirty boxers.
  8. Thread: New Club

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    What constitutes a useful post?

    What constitutes a useful post?
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    I guess i'm the only one who hasn't grown up...

    I guess i'm the only one who hasn't grown up since Foreman left 24 hours ago. Take it easy, it was a joke.
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    Looks like you've been had by math. 4 squared...

    Looks like you've been had by math. 4 squared equals 4 times 4 so they're going to be equal.
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    Hahaha, what a pun usage. Killer, get it? Because...

    Hahaha, what a pun usage. Killer, get it? Because I bet people died.
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    So which one will be better, Saw^2 or Saw4?

    So which one will be better, Saw^2 or Saw4?
  13. Thread: New Club

    by gococksDJS
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    I'm in. Appoint me to an office

    I'm in. Appoint me to an office
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    You have to wait a while, because the host of...

    You have to wait a while, because the host of this site is above the equator, and since Australia is below the equator, any message you post will go the opposite direction around the internet, so it...
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    Australia's still around? I thought it was just a...

    Australia's still around? I thought it was just a penal colony.
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    Are you going to a 4 or 2 year school? Do you...

    Are you going to a 4 or 2 year school? Do you have a rough idea of the programs they offer? Don't be in a rush to choose a major, because almost everyone changes at least once, I did. I started out...
  17. Thread: I win

    by gococksDJS
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    Eat her ass, it's cleaner anywayl.

    Eat her ass, it's cleaner anywayl.
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    What can I say, I am smooth with the ladies. I...

    What can I say, I am smooth with the ladies. I touch their hearts, and shit on their toes.
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    Then you became an altar boy.

    Then you became an altar boy.
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    .....................................................

    ...............................................................and then blow a load in her eye, shit on her feet and yell "Show me which piggy is going to market today, you dirty bitch!!!!!" all...
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    uh...........I meant hold her hand, and massage...

    uh...........I meant hold her hand, and massage her feet.
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    sublimedirectory.com is a good one. I go to...

    sublimedirectory.com is a good one. I go to sublimepie and have fun for the next 30 seconds
  23. Thread: Anal Sex

    by gococksDJS
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    Yeah, you can say that, but you can also say that...

    Yeah, you can say that, but you can also say that you stick your dick into a hole that bleeds for one week every month.
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    Seriously? Because for the past 6 months, I've...

    Seriously? Because for the past 6 months, I've been pinning my girlfriends arms behind her back while I stab her larynx with my cock, then pound the living shit out of her vagina while she's standing...
  25. Thread: I win

    by gococksDJS
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    I didn't like eating pussy once, then I...

    I didn't like eating pussy once, then I remembered I wasn't gay.
  26. Thread: I win

    by gococksDJS
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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzcrash and burn,...

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzcrash and burn, BigDyl hits rock bottom.
  27. Thread: I win

    by gococksDJS
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    What? You don't eat box? Damn, I love it. I'd eat...

    What? You don't eat box? Damn, I love it. I'd eat it all day if I could.
  28. Thread: I win

    by gococksDJS
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    Keep telling yourself that son. I saw you out in...

    Keep telling yourself that son. I saw you out in the woods playing with ninja turtle action figures, pretending to be shredder, and defeating the foot (a sapling). I thought it was REALLY weird, then...
  29. Thread: I win

    by gococksDJS
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    Just like you'll take my balls in your mouth.

    Just like you'll take my balls in your mouth.
  30. Thread: I win

    by gococksDJS
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    Mmmm, are your jaws sore after this shine job?

    Mmmm, are your jaws sore after this shine job?
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