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Are veggie burgers a healthy alternative to hamburgers? I love hamburgers but the fat content is ridiculous.
Would you rather have seventeen normal sized testicles or just one testicle the size of a grapefruit?
Just wait until my next story. They are all true by the way.
Non body builders, athletes, and natural body builders say say steroids are cheating, but why? Their argument is that steroid users are putting things into their body that gives them an advantage. If...
Haters gonna hate
Never suck your own cawk after eating asparagus. Tastes gross.
That's the funniest shit I've ever seen. I would rep you if I wasn't in the negatives ):
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
My mom always told me "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." /:
Because they're comfy
It was my first day of grad school since my discharge from the Marine Corps. I had a little trouble finding the classroom so I arrived 15 minutes late. I had just come from the gym and my lats were...
I get weird looks from people when I tell them I'm a big supporter of both the tea party and occupy. We're conditioned to choose one side over the other, but when you stop to think for yourself,...
Tom Brady is a cocky c*nt. Peyton Manning is a class act and I'm happy for him.
Libertarian socialism is an interesting philosophy. No it is not a contradiction. The original libertarians were socialists.
Sergeant Bulk Goes to Prom
As you may already know, I was discharged from the Marine Corps a couple of months ago. After 3 tours in Afghanistan, over 200 confirmed kills, and multiple gun shots...
I like to grunt as I get my swole on. It lets people know the real alpha is. I also mark my territory by leaving my man sweat on the bench. The womenz fight over who gets to lick it up first.