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    If it looks like a grenade went off in a deli...

    If it looks like a grenade went off in a deli counter why not?
  2. It's very telling that they introduce him as the...

    It's very telling that they introduce him as the Dumb and Dumber actor.
  3. They shouldn't be getting any money from the...

    They shouldn't be getting any money from the taxes levied on tobacco products then.
  4. Dude connected with the base of his hand. That's...

    Dude connected with the base of his hand. That's how you do it!
  5. You haven't been on in a while. You been in jail...

    You haven't been on in a while. You been in jail again sucking dicks?
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    You don't think you know when you're getting your...

    You don't think you know when you're getting your ass kicked? What makes you think you intimidate me? You're just a pathetic keyboard warrior who'd lose bowel and bladder control if someone took...
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    You have nothing anyone wants. You certainly...

    You have nothing anyone wants. You certainly have no work ethic, being in Kalifornia. You're a dumbass with a felony conviction on top of that.
  8. Thread: Oh the irony

    by Zaphod
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    Cyber security is easy. Smash your shit with...

    Cyber security is easy. Smash your shit with hammers and use bleachbit.
  9. I don't wonder at all. It was a slush fund for...

    I don't wonder at all. It was a slush fund for the Clintons.
  10. It seems he burned out.

    It seems he burned out.
  11. Just like liberals are allowed to do on issues,...

    Just like liberals are allowed to do on issues, Graham's opinions have evolved.
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    Looks like they're going to have to enact knife...

    Looks like they're going to have to enact knife control like the sackless Brits. Being a victim is always morally superior.
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    John Wick runs out of ammo and he gets injured. ...

    John Wick runs out of ammo and he gets injured. A lot.
  14. Thread: Phonesex slut

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    How about one of those bubble wands with a fan to...

    How about one of those bubble wands with a fan to blow bubbles from it
  15. Thread: Phonesex slut

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    I would but you're too far away to write on you.

    I would but you're too far away to write on you.
  16. Those magic words get liberals hard.

    Those magic words get liberals hard.
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    You need help.

    You need help.
  18. Thread: Phonesex slut

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    Send me a picture with my name written above your...

    Send me a picture with my name written above your tits, with your face in the picture, too.
  19. Thread: Phonesex slut

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    How about a spatula? I want to smack your ass...

    How about a spatula? I want to smack your ass with it.
  20. Thread: Phonesex slut

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    You have to clear them out once in a while.

    You have to clear them out once in a while.
  21. You don't start out at the top. Gotta work your...

    You don't start out at the top. Gotta work your way up.
  22. Democrats are upset because that means fewer...

    Democrats are upset because that means fewer people relying on the government.
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    He's one of those guys who thinks he's winning...

    He's one of those guys who thinks he's winning when he's getting his ass kicked eight ways to Sunday.
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    Can't tell that to sadwannabesavage. She's too...

    Can't tell that to sadwannabesavage. She's too stupid.
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    I don't wait around for you. You mistake your...

    I don't wait around for you. You mistake your importance in the world. I pop in, read what interests me before reading your mindless drivel and leaving a reply that leaves you feeling like the ass...
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    Still quoting and replying to yourself. What a...

    Still quoting and replying to yourself. What a sad sad socially retarded idiot you are.
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    You have to google how to spell Einstein? I...

    You have to google how to spell Einstein? I doubt you would have gotten it on your own.
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    I'm just dumbing down what I'm saying so my...

    I'm just dumbing down what I'm saying so my target audience (you) will understand it.
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    That's how much of an idiot you are. You're...

    That's how much of an idiot you are. You're stupid enough to step in shit while the rest of us step around it.
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    You're reading comprehension is pretty low. I...

    You're reading comprehension is pretty low. I said "trying to be an intimidating punk." I never said you were intimidating. But I'm sure you could probably bully a 2nd grader out of his lunch...
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