Would you fuck Sarah Palin?

juggernaut · 07-15-2009, 11:46 AM

Well?

bio-chem · 07-15-2009, 12:08 PM

**Prince** · 07-15-2009, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

yes

really, you would fuck a married woman?

I thought you had higher morals than that.

IronAddict · 07-15-2009, 12:36 PM

No, not even with your penis.

juggernaut · 07-15-2009, 12:54 PM

yeah but my weenie would definitely slam her. I honestly think she's hot for an old broad.

T_man · 07-15-2009, 01:18 PM

bio-chem · 07-15-2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

really, you would fuck a married woman?

I thought you had higher morals than that.

guess not

IronAddict · 07-15-2009, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by juggernaut

yeah but my weenie would definitely slam her. I honestly think she's hot for an old broad.

I guess, but what happens afterwards ? Can you imagine trying to have a conversation with her.

I guess you can always pull the, I have surgery in the morning routine.

juggernaut · 07-15-2009, 02:46 PM

Or the "I have to change my turtle's water" routine and leave.

Shae2K3 · 07-15-2009, 05:31 PM

I wouldn't touch the broad with a 20 foot pole!

bio-chem · 07-15-2009, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Shae2K3

I wouldn't touch the broad with a 20 foot pole!

your loss

jmorrison · 07-15-2009, 06:27 PM

Yarr. Pirate costume and zorro mask included.

**Gazhole** · 07-15-2009, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Shae2K3

I wouldn't touch the broad with a 20 foot pole!

<Pun alluding to me having a 20 foot penis.>

It's late and i can't think of one.

But yes, in all probability i would fuck her. So long as she shut up for five minutes i'd do her twice.

KelJu · 07-15-2009, 07:52 PM

I would love to fuck Palin, and cum on her face. It would be a high point for sure.

suprfast · 07-15-2009, 11:45 PM

I wouldnt touch her with my dogs dick

The Monkey Man · 07-16-2009, 12:17 AM

Dude, she's a closet Alaska freak...

She would let that hair down and do all the nasty stuff average girls like her always do.

I'd soak her in moose urine, hose her down, feed her a steak dinner and some whiskey,
and it would be on all night.
I would turn her out though, just so I could say I did.

JMO

**Prince** · 07-16-2009, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

guess not

not judging you, but I thought you were a Christian?

**IainDaniel** · 07-16-2009, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

not judging you, but I thought you were a Christian?

I am going to go out on a limb with a wrong on that one as well

bio-chem · 07-16-2009, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by IainDaniel

I am going to go out on a limb with a wrong on that one as well

bio-chem · 07-16-2009, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

not judging you, but I thought you were a Christian?

christians are not allowed to participate in hypothetical questions that will never actually happen?

**Prince** · 07-16-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

christians are not allowed to participate in hypothetical questions that will never actually happen?

and of course "the politician" answers...

juggernaut · 07-16-2009, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Dude, she's a closet Alaska freak...

She would let that hair down and do all the nasty stuff average girls like her always do.

I'd soak her in moose urine, hose her down, feed her a steak dinner and some whiskey,
and it would be on all night.
I would turn her out though, just so I could say I did.

JMO

youre fucked up.

bio-chem · 07-16-2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

and of course "the politician" answers...

dude, what the hell do you want from me? As a Christian I abhor the idea of a married woman cheating on her husband and there is no way I would help a woman to break the vows of marriage.

As a man asked a hypothetical question that has no chance of ever happening I recognize the fact that even for a woman 15 years older than I am Sarah Palin is an attractive woman and if circumstances were different I would do things to her that would make hugh heffner blush.

IronAddict · 07-17-2009, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

dude, what the hell do you want from me? As a Christian I abhor the idea of a married woman cheating on her husband and there is no way I would help a woman to break the vows of marriage.

As a man asked a hypothetical question that has no chance of ever happening I recognize the fact that even for a woman 15 years older than I am Sarah Palin is an attractive woman and if circumstances were different I would do things to her that would make hugh heffner blush.

Like what ? Hang her from a tree so you can spin her around freely. Then chop off her head, and hands, so she can't be identified.

just kidding...but I've got this all figured out!

bio-chem · 07-17-2009, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by IronAddict

Like what ? Hang her from a tree so you can spin her around freely. Then chop off her head, and hands, so she can't be identified.

just kidding...but I've got this all figured out!

WOW. have you sought help? my sexual fantasies do not end in murder. damn dude. thats like jeffery dahmer shit. LOL

IronAddict · 07-17-2009, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

WOW. have you sought help? my sexual fantasies do not end in murder. damn dude. thats like jeffery dahmer shit. LOL

Hahaha...

But this will work, it has before!

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Shae2K3 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 617 Photos: 2	I wouldn't touch the broad with a 20 foot pole! There are people who love me and there are people who hate me. I will take care of those people who love me and the rest can burn in hell.

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juggernaut Creator of Chaos Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 5,463 Photos: 2	yeah but my weenie would definitely slam her. I honestly think she's hot for an old broad.

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juggernaut Creator of Chaos Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 5,463 Photos: 2	Or the "I have to change my turtle's water" routine and leave.

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KelJu Thats Dr. Keke to you! Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In my imagination. Posts: 10,159 Photos: 2	I would love to fuck Palin, and cum on her face. It would be a high point for sure.

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The Monkey Man Magical Apelikemenace Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Delhi, India Posts: 14,393 Photos: 57	Dude, she's a closet Alaska freak... She would let that hair down and do all the nasty stuff average girls like her always do. I'd soak her in moose urine, hose her down, feed her a steak dinner and some whiskey, and it would be on all night. I would turn her out though, just so I could say I did. JMO Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!

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