Older Woman

min0 lee · 08-14-2009, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

Is it just me or is he missing calves in that picture?

jk nice work

It's true, I also want to know what happened to his penis?

bio-chem · 08-14-2009, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

It's true, I also want to know what happened to his penis?

i really don't care so much about that last part

Nate K · 08-14-2009, 04:45 PM

Thanks little wing and bio-chem. I had an achilles tendon strain a 2-3 years ago that was sllllow to heal and left them lagging. I'm doing a calve specialization routine right now... I can only imagine what they would look like if I never trained them. 6'1 barefoot ectomorph i think

min0 lee · 08-14-2009, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Annie B

This is the cougar who can't wait to get her hands all over Nate K. He has an amazing body, rock hard abs, the nicest ass I've ever laid eyes on, and he's incredibly sweet. He has everything...and I say young guys rule! He seems to think I'm a goddess and I think he's well, nothing short of Adonis...could we possibly get enough of each other in 48 hours, Nate? I think not, my Latin lover...see you soon! xoxo

For the record I didn't post this, it's obvious his mother or brother wrote this to make him feel special.

bio-chem · 08-14-2009, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

For the record I didn't post this, it's obvious his mother or brother wrote this to make him feel special.

no reason to put this in the open. it all adds to the greatness of this thread. This one will be epic i predict.

min0 lee · 08-14-2009, 05:12 PM

Since your dealing with an older woman here are 10 things you need to know.

Top 10: Ways Guys Kill The Mood - AskMen.com

No.10 - Bad music
As you dim the lights and turn on a little mood music, choose the tunes carefully. Music relays a message about where the night is headed. Avoid anything too girly (Madonna, Avril Lavigne, Miley Cyrus) and steer clear of the clichés ("Let’s Get It On," "Sexual Healing," "I Wanna Sex You Up"). While rock music can make sex exciting, "Smack My Bitch Up" and anything by Nine Inch Nails should not be used on a first date.

No.9 - Answering the phone
Do not, under any circumstances, stop a make-out session to answer the phone. In fact, if you go back to your place at the end of a date, turn your phone off. Interruptions can really put a damper on things, and if it is your mom calling, your girl is probably putting on her jacket already.

No.8 - Groping
You should have left messy groping behind in the 10th grade. Simply grabbing at her boobs with your tongue hanging out won’t cut it. By now, you should know what to do. Moving randomly from body part to body part is confusing and never gives your girl a chance to get into it. Move slowly from one body part to the next -- lightly touching at first, then with more passion.

min0 lee · 08-14-2009, 05:14 PM

No.7 - Begging
A girl most likely makes up her mind before the date regarding how far she is willing to go, but you do have a chance to change her mind. At the end of the night, give her a good kiss that takes her breath away. This is when she might reconsider going home with you. If she still isn’t interested, do not whine or beg. If you beg, you will never get a second chance --ever.

No.6 - Being selfish
It takes time to get a woman going. She needs kissing, touching, caressing, and more than two minutes to reach orgasm. If you have moved past the make-out stage and the clothes are coming off, take time to focus on her. If you aren’t satisfying her, she could get frustrated (or bored) and call it a night.

No.5 - Bad kissing
It doesn’t matter how hot a guy is, if he can’t kiss, he isn’t going past first base. When you lean in for the first end-of-the-date kiss, remember to control your tongue. Don’t lick her teeth, chin, cheeks, forehead, etc., and try not to stick it down her throat.

min0 lee · 08-14-2009, 05:16 PM

No.4 - Bad conversation
Giving a little verbal praise is always appreciated, but too many “Oh babys” can really kill the mood. Going over-the-top with chatter comes across as fake and forced. Just be natural. If things are really heating up, don’t ask too many questions: “Do you like it when I kiss you?” “Does my hand feel good there?” You shouldn’t have to ask; her reactions will tell you if you are doing a good job.

No.3 - Heading straight for home
You can’t cross the plate without making stops at first, second and third. Do not hand her a glass of wine, turn on some music, lower the lights and then stick your hand in her pants.

No.2 - Asking for permission
Most girls like a man who knows how to take charge, so when you ask for permission every step of the way you come across as a wimp. Asking; “Can I kiss you?” at the end of a date, or “Is this OK?” when kissing comes across as weak. You might as well ask: “Can I grow a pair?” Assess the situation; if she's really into it, man up and take the plunge.

No.1 - Managing her moves
Newsflash: Girls know you want them to touch your penis. If you are making out at home, 20 minutes have passed, and she still has not made a grab for the crotch area, chances are, she isn’t going to. Therefore, do not pull her hand toward your genitals, and do not grab the back of her head and push her down. Women are not stupid, and after the head grab she will most likely blow you off -- and not in the way you had hoped.

Little Wing · 08-14-2009, 05:21 PM

guys need to be told that stuff?

min0 lee · 08-14-2009, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

guys need to be told that stuff?

Oh yeah.

JerseyDevil · 08-14-2009, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Nate K

Legs.work in progress

Why are you holding your thing?

min0 lee · 08-14-2009, 08:59 PM

irishteen · 08-15-2009, 07:30 AM

Show us some boobies :L I kid I kid

bio-chem · 08-15-2009, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by irishteen

Show us some boobies :L I kid I kid

but really, if you wanted to it would be cool to.

AKIRA · 08-15-2009, 09:36 AM

I just want SOME kind of picture of this woman.

rahaas · 08-15-2009, 01:19 PM

She sounds too good to be true. Better check the package real good to make sure she didn't used to be a he if ya know what I mean

Annie B · 08-15-2009, 10:04 PM

Not his sister either...

bio-chem · 08-15-2009, 10:49 PM

and lets see the rest hmmmmmm kkkkkkk

Little Wing · 08-15-2009, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Annie B

Not his sister either...

totally cute. he's going to fall hard.

i wager this won't be a one time thing.

Annie B · 08-15-2009, 11:26 PM

Bio-Chem - The rest...

Stewart14 · 08-15-2009, 11:31 PM

well, since we know the boobs are fake, let's see some ass, then I can give my official seal of approval

bio-chem · 08-16-2009, 12:09 AM

God bless the internet

**IainDaniel** · 08-16-2009, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

God bless the internet

LOL

JerseyDevil · 08-16-2009, 05:02 PM

Way to go Nate. She is cute, and let me tell ya son.... women in their mid-30's are at their sexual peak, like guys are in their early 20's. Rest up and have some fun.

You lucky sob

AKIRA · 08-16-2009, 05:21 PM

Fuckin' A, I am sold. If he doesnt fuck you, I will.

BigPapaPump68 · 08-16-2009, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by JerseyDevil

Way to go Nate. She is cute, and let me tell ya son.... women in their mid-30's are at their sexual peak, like guys are in their early 20's. Rest up and have some fun.

You lucky sob

So right, and just to point out, women in their 30's love to try and pull guys in their 20's...Hence why guys in their 20's refer to older women 35 and above as cougars

T_man · 08-16-2009, 07:02 PM

rawrr

urbanski · 08-17-2009, 07:50 AM

woah.
win for OP

irishteen · 08-17-2009, 08:58 AM

Blow it on her face..She will like that kind of stuff

bio-chem · 08-17-2009, 09:09 AM

Just for the record, after this rendezvous both parties must post all the salacious details of the three and a half minute encounter.

08-14-2009, 05:12 PM	#36
min0 lee Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Bronx, NYC Posts: 38,792 Photos: 542	Top 10: Ways Guys Kill The Mood Since your dealing with an older woman here are 10 things you need to know. Top 10: Ways Guys Kill The Mood - AskMen.com No.10 - Bad music As you dim the lights and turn on a little mood music, choose the tunes carefully. Music relays a message about where the night is headed. Avoid anything too girly (Madonna, Avril Lavigne, Miley Cyrus) and steer clear of the clichés ("Let’s Get It On," "Sexual Healing," "I Wanna Sex You Up"). While rock music can make sex exciting, "Smack My Bitch Up" and anything by Nine Inch Nails should not be used on a first date. No.9 - Answering the phone Do not, under any circumstances, stop a make-out session to answer the phone. In fact, if you go back to your place at the end of a date, turn your phone off. Interruptions can really put a damper on things, and if it is your mom calling, your girl is probably putting on her jacket already. No.8 - Groping You should have left messy groping behind in the 10th grade. Simply grabbing at her boobs with your tongue hanging out won’t cut it. By now, you should know what to do. Moving randomly from body part to body part is confusing and never gives your girl a chance to get into it. Move slowly from one body part to the next -- lightly touching at first, then with more passion. How To Do The Perfect Bench Press Rep Bodybuilding and Lifting Weights, the Difference ironmagazine-frapper

08-14-2009, 05:14 PM	#37
min0 lee Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Bronx, NYC Posts: 38,792 Photos: 542	No.7 - Begging A girl most likely makes up her mind before the date regarding how far she is willing to go, but you do have a chance to change her mind. At the end of the night, give her a good kiss that takes her breath away. This is when she might reconsider going home with you. If she still isn’t interested, do not whine or beg. If you beg, you will never get a second chance --ever. No.6 - Being selfish It takes time to get a woman going. She needs kissing, touching, caressing, and more than two minutes to reach orgasm. If you have moved past the make-out stage and the clothes are coming off, take time to focus on her. If you aren’t satisfying her, she could get frustrated (or bored) and call it a night. No.5 - Bad kissing It doesn’t matter how hot a guy is, if he can’t kiss, he isn’t going past first base. When you lean in for the first end-of-the-date kiss, remember to control your tongue. Don’t lick her teeth, chin, cheeks, forehead, etc., and try not to stick it down her throat. How To Do The Perfect Bench Press Rep Bodybuilding and Lifting Weights, the Difference ironmagazine-frapper

08-14-2009, 05:16 PM	#38
min0 lee Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Bronx, NYC Posts: 38,792 Photos: 542	No.4 - Bad conversation Giving a little verbal praise is always appreciated, but too many “Oh babys” can really kill the mood. Going over-the-top with chatter comes across as fake and forced. Just be natural. If things are really heating up, don’t ask too many questions: “Do you like it when I kiss you?” “Does my hand feel good there?” You shouldn’t have to ask; her reactions will tell you if you are doing a good job. No.3 - Heading straight for home You can’t cross the plate without making stops at first, second and third. Do not hand her a glass of wine, turn on some music, lower the lights and then stick your hand in her pants. No.2 - Asking for permission Most girls like a man who knows how to take charge, so when you ask for permission every step of the way you come across as a wimp. Asking; “Can I kiss you?” at the end of a date, or “Is this OK?” when kissing comes across as weak. You might as well ask: “Can I grow a pair?” Assess the situation; if she's really into it, man up and take the plunge. No.1 - Managing her moves Newsflash: Girls know you want them to touch your penis. If you are making out at home, 20 minutes have passed, and she still has not made a grab for the crotch area, chances are, she isn’t going to. Therefore, do not pull her hand toward your genitals, and do not grab the back of her head and push her down. Women are not stupid, and after the head grab she will most likely blow you off -- and not in the way you had hoped. How To Do The Perfect Bench Press Rep Bodybuilding and Lifting Weights, the Difference ironmagazine-frapper

08-14-2009, 05:21 PM	#39
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	guys need to be told that stuff? "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-14-2009, 08:59 PM	#42
min0 lee Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Bronx, NYC Posts: 38,792 Photos: 542	How To Do The Perfect Bench Press Rep Bodybuilding and Lifting Weights, the Difference ironmagazine-frapper

08-14-2009, 04:45 PM	#33
Nate K Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,739 Photos: 3	Thanks little wing and bio-chem. I had an achilles tendon strain a 2-3 years ago that was sllllow to heal and left them lagging. I'm doing a calve specialization routine right now... I can only imagine what they would look like if I never trained them. 6'1 barefoot ectomorph i think

08-15-2009, 07:30 AM	#43
irishteen Registered User Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ireland Posts: 94 Photos: 2	Show us some boobies :L I kid I kid "Bodybuilding is much like any other sport. To be succesful, you must dedicate yourself 100% to your training, diet and mental approach."

08-15-2009, 09:36 AM	#45
AKIRA I am Rollo Tomassee.. Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Outside the box Posts: 8,787 Photos: 3	I just want SOME kind of picture of this woman. 6' 209lbs (8/16) Bench 365 (12/3) Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19) Squat 370 Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17) NASM certified 2/06 Journal

08-15-2009, 01:19 PM	#46
rahaas Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Delaware Posts: 880 Photos: 1	She sounds too good to be true. Better check the package real good to make sure she didn't used to be a he if ya know what I mean *No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.*

08-15-2009, 11:31 PM	#51
Stewart14 Weapon of Choice Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: in my home gym Posts: 3,608 Photos: 2	well, since we know the boobs are fake, let's see some ass, then I can give my official seal of approval http://futuretrainer.blogspot.com/ --My new blog!!

08-16-2009, 05:02 PM	#54
JerseyDevil GO Buckeyes! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Southern, NJ Posts: 5,586	Way to go Nate. She is cute, and let me tell ya son.... women in their mid-30's are at their sexual peak, like guys are in their early 20's. Rest up and have some fun. You lucky sob

08-16-2009, 05:21 PM	#55
AKIRA I am Rollo Tomassee.. Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Outside the box Posts: 8,787 Photos: 3	Fuckin' A, I am sold. If he doesnt fuck you, I will. 6' 209lbs (8/16) Bench 365 (12/3) Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19) Squat 370 Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17) NASM certified 2/06 Journal

08-16-2009, 07:02 PM	#57
T_man Registered User Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Leeds, England Posts: 1,249 Photos: 1	rawrr Cheat on your girlfriend, not on your meal.

08-17-2009, 07:50 AM	#58
urbanski Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 237	woah. win for OP

08-17-2009, 08:58 AM	#59
irishteen Registered User Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ireland Posts: 94 Photos: 2	Blow it on her face..She will like that kind of stuff "Bodybuilding is much like any other sport. To be succesful, you must dedicate yourself 100% to your training, diet and mental approach."

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