Thread: Horny after swimming?

Its probably your speedo rubbing the tip.

I would suggest LHJO before you go swimming

GICH!

Maybe you should stop staring at the young prepubescent girls.

GICH!

Originally Posted by sprayherup

Maybe you should stop staring at the young prepubescent girls.

GICH!

You meant boys.

hahahaha. I think I'm the closest thing to prepubescent at my gym. It's full of shriveled-up geriatrics.

I guess the new stroke I can try is the LHJO stroke. However, I don't think the lifeguard would approve of that one.

Originally Posted by rigger

hahahaha. I think I'm the closest thing to prepubescent at my gym. It's full of shriveled-up geriatrics.

Shit! There's your problem. It looks like you may have an attraction to elderly men with shriveled up junk. Not much you can do about that. The only solution is prolly gonna be to wear some looser shorts.

Originally Posted by Roids1

Shit! There's your problem. It looks like you may have an attraction to elderly men with shriveled up junk. Not much you can do about that. The only solution is prolly gonna be to wear some looser shorts.

It's all so clear to me now. Nothing turns me on more than pruney wang.

dude your not alone, I surf, come home, shower and fuck my girlfriend literally every weekend. not sure why this shit happens. Same thing happens when I swim laps.
Same shit happens when I play a serious game of ice hockey too tho, it may be interrelated to really intense bouts of cardio exercise. When I lift I don't want to bang my chick I just want to rest afterward. Probly cardio related.

Water makes me horny as well.

I tend to get horny in the gym looking at all the broads in their workout shorts and whatnot, especially now that I'm back on test. On occasion, I even have to rub one out in the restroom afterwards. I'm just careful to make sure my feet aren't shaking so no one can tell. That's easy to remedy tho. I just steady my legs by planting my heels against the edge of the comode.

GICH!

Right ever noticed how your balls lower when your hot?this is because testicles have to be slightly lower than body temperature to produce testosterone and make healthy sperm.Water in places such as swimming pools is a lower temp than your body..this is why u used to get stiffys after swim practice

Originally Posted by rigger

This may sound strange and/or comical, but every time I swim I feel really horny afterward. I never really bridged the connection before, but now that I think about it this has always happened for years, probably ever since puberty. Like, if I go to the beach and swim in the ocean and then just lay on the beach, I get sprung and have to turn over on my stomach hahaha. I started to make the connection since I've been going to the gym the past few weeks and doing laps in the pool. Once I get out my little friend decides to wake up. Am I alone on this one? It's nothing I'm worried about, if anything I'm kind of proud hahahaha. I'm 22 btw. Just wondering if there's a possible explanation.

Maybe you have a water fetish. that's actually a pretty nice fetish. haha

Originally Posted by rigger

This may sound strange and/or comical, but every time I swim I feel really horny afterward. I never really bridged the connection before, but now that I think about it this has always happened for years, probably ever since puberty. Like, if I go to the beach and swim in the ocean and then just lay on the beach, I get sprung and have to turn over on my stomach hahaha. I started to make the connection since I've been going to the gym the past few weeks and doing laps in the pool. Once I get out my little friend decides to wake up. Am I alone on this one? It's nothing I'm worried about, if anything I'm kind of proud hahahaha. I'm 22 btw. Just wondering if there's a possible explanation.

Hey Just Get a Nice "Blow Job" before you go Swimming or After Swimming have Someone "Oral Service" ya member.

Stick your pecker in one of the jets and apply a little LHJO for bonus points.