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Old 09-01-2002, 03:16 PM   #1
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Lol

Ok, I know this happens to everyone, but its just really funny when your 21 y/o bf goes limp and freaks!

Nothing wrong with him.. but it was a great laugh.. hasnt happened since, but I still giggle when he tries to get into the mood without fookin it up I know I shouldn't laugh at other peoples misfortunes, but I can't help it!



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Old 09-01-2002, 04:37 PM   #2
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hahahahahaha see a real man like me you wouldn't have taht problem



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Old 09-02-2002, 06:15 PM   #3
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day later still laughin



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Old 09-02-2002, 06:18 PM   #4
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the worst thing you could do to a guy is laugh at such a thing.



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Old 09-02-2002, 06:49 PM   #5
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but it's alright for people who read this right?



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Old 09-02-2002, 07:27 PM   #6
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Call him broke penis like the new guy.



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Old 09-02-2002, 07:36 PM   #7
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broke dick, broke dick, broke dick



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Old 09-02-2002, 07:50 PM   #8
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Old 09-02-2002, 08:00 PM   #9
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THATS FUNNY



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Old 09-02-2002, 11:35 PM   #10
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the worst thing you could do to a guy is laugh at such a thing.

sounds like you're speaking from experience Prince, trouble getting it up huh?



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Old 09-03-2002, 09:20 AM   #11
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Re: Lol

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Ok, I know this happens to everyone, but its just really funny when your 21 y/o bf goes limp and freaks!

Nothing wrong with him.. but it was a great laugh.. hasnt happened since, but I still giggle when he tries to get into the mood without fookin it up I know I shouldn't laugh at other peoples misfortunes, but I can't help it!
I suppose you are the kind of girl that laughs at man if he isn't ten inches long. How would you like getting laughed at for being dryer than the Sahara desert?



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Old 09-03-2002, 12:06 PM   #12
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Sex is supposed to be intimate and sensative, I think thats a bit of a cruel reaction, frankly relationship scarring for some people.



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Old 09-03-2002, 04:59 PM   #13
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Ok, I know this happens to everyone
Never happened to me.



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Old 09-03-2002, 05:35 PM   #14
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Re: Lol

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Ok, I know this happens to everyone, but its just really funny when your 21 y/o bf goes limp and freaks!

Nothing wrong with him.. but it was a great laugh.. hasnt happened since, but I still giggle when he tries to get into the mood without fookin it up I know I shouldn't laugh at other peoples misfortunes, but I can't help it!

I suppose your BF would find it real funny that you posted his embarassment for all of us to snicker at. Its bad enough you laugh at him! BE NICE!

although that is kinda funny.....
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Sex is supposed to be intimate and sensative, I think thats a bit of a cruel reaction, frankly relationship scarring for some people.
I agree
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Old 09-03-2002, 06:53 PM   #16
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Well, if he laughed I wouldn't be able to not join, but, I'd never actually make fun of someone in that situation...I can be pornal and still be sweet
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Unfortunately for mmafiter she choses not to be.



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Up here in Canada that only happens after drinking a large bottle of liquor. It is kindly reffered to as "Whisky Dick".



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Up here in Canada that only happens after drinking a large bottle of liquor. It is kindly reffered to as "Whisky Dick".

no, here whisky dick is when you can go all night cuz you can't blow your load.



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Is that from the "Dick Owner's Manual?"


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Old 09-06-2002, 03:03 PM   #23
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Whisky Dick LoL... I didn't get one of those manual thingies



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Old 09-07-2002, 01:03 AM   #24
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lmao......one is better than none i suppose!!



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