Reply With QuoteThat is a sign of penile cancer. I would go and cut it off if I were you.
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05-18-2010, 09:50 AM #1Registered User
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Morning Wood
So, it seems like I always used to have morning wood when I'd wake up. Nowadays, it varies. Like sometimes I'll wake up at 2:00am and have a massive boner. Yet, when I finally wake up for the day, it's gone. Yet, sometimes I'll wake up with wood and it'll last like 20 min. What's up with this inconsistent wood?
So, how bout y'all? Do you always have morning wood? Sometimes? Talk to me about your morning wood!Obama/Ayers 2012!!!
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Thanks, but I wanna wait and hear some other comments in this thread before I go that route.
Obama/Ayers 2012!!!
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I wouldn't wait. I heard it can spread really fast. It could kill you within the next hour or two
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I was hoping it wouldn't come to this. Can't I just tie it off or sum10?
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The morning stiffy is a pretty good gauge of male health, and it sounds like you're in the pink -- or probably could be at any time of day. I realize now that mine gradually headed south in my early fifties -- so gradually I didn't notice, thought everything was just swell. We all suffer the occasional Deca dick, don't we?, whether using Deca or not. Jesus Christ, some of the lame excuses I used to come up with, and it was f-ing embarrassing, particularly when I was with some young girl I couldn't wait to unwrap. I had no idea what a change adding weekly testosterone could make -- which was just dumb on my part because we are chemical/electric creatures, right?, and if the juice isn't flowing, the car's not gonna run, no matter how eager we are to get to our destination. Zamboni and the Hat Trick Twins are back on station, now, and I appreciate every morning piss hard-on in a way I never did before. Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf
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05-18-2010, 12:47 PM #7Im skitzophrenic& so am I ELITE MEMBER
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Where's your estro levels at?
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05-18-2010, 05:29 PM #8The Original Jackass
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Is one of your fingers in your ass? Cause that would be gay.
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05-18-2010, 06:52 PM #9JewsLoveBrisket.com MODERATOR
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During sleep the Captn'll get wood at some stage, just not always on waking.
If I wake early enough he may rub one out, but generally rather uses it as a sleeping aid.TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
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No, if you imagine his finger up your ass, that would be gay. Originally Posted by irontime
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Wood is good for our ego, but HELL just try to gety the wife (or gf up) to take adsvbantage of it!!! NO WAY JOSE, (hey, WTF, my name is Frank!!!)
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You need a new wife (or gf) then Originally Posted by toyman
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05-19-2010, 05:39 PM #13JewsLoveBrisket.com MODERATOR
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or someone elses wife/GF
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
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05-19-2010, 08:43 PM #14JewsLoveBrisket.com MODERATOR
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not as much as you do slagworth
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
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This morning I woke up with a Mahogany.
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