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07-18-2010, 07:49 AM #1Registered User
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SUCH A NICE SEX STORY :) had to share
Last weekend i was wankered out in the town and ended up goin back to some birds gaff...
cos i was so fukt on the way i stopped at my m8s house t get some viagra (man i was gna need it )
ANYWAY we got back to hers and i took the viagra in the bathroom , after a bit of foreplay b4 i even banged her i needed a piss so i went to the bathroom....
If any1 has tired to have a piss b4 with a huge stonk-on , ull no how hard it is and u end up forcing it out ....
WELL I FORCED and i FORCED
eventually forced so hard I shit , It seemed to exlpode all over the shower door
took me a few seconds to realize wat id done pmsl so i grabbed her towels and wiped it all up ( which ended up smearing it more)
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as im such a nice person i put the shit stained towels in the boiler cupboard
went back into the bedroom , did wat i had to do and then left
AND NEVER LOOKED BACK !!!
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07-19-2010, 10:40 AM #2SHRUG LIKE YOU MEAN IT MODERATOR
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07-19-2010, 11:03 AM #3Registered User
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Originally Posted by Gazhole
Originally Posted by IainDaniel
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gosh, you seem so nice...maybe I should invite you over to f*** my best friend.
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it takes all kinds, wtf. nasty pig. and i bet you didnt even have the common courtesy to wash your fucking hands.
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08-25-2010, 08:45 PM #7Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by oliolioli
Stonk on? lawl!DRSE Reconnaissance
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NOW THIS IS A FUNNY STORY
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09-07-2010, 12:59 PM #9Glad I could help!
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birds gaff?
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09-07-2010, 05:14 PM #10SHRUG LIKE YOU MEAN IT MODERATOR
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I feel sorry for all you people across the pond. I'm from the same country as him and even i have a hard time figuring out what the fuck he's on about.
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thats nasty lol
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Wow! What a typical manifestation of Britons' vulgarness. Originally Posted by oliolioli
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What a funny story?
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i do that all the time.
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04-21-2011, 08:08 AM #15.::.:: Legend ::.::. ELITE MEMBER
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Wow Uk English and slangs are so different.
Can someone make this more American to us. So he was taking a piss and he shit himself? or he was shitting and he pissed on the towels with his 4" hard on?Im not a drug dealer, im a street pharmacist!
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I'll translate. Originally Posted by DiGiTaL
"Hi guys, I'm a 19 year old male from Britain who recently came out to my family. The other night me and my life partner got tipsy on some wine coolers so we decided to give each other blumkins and dirty sanchez's in the parking lot of our favorite gay bar. I hope you enjoyed my story now I will finish angry masturbating to pictures of you guys flexing in the mirror.
Tootle loo! "
Ok digital, I think that's the translation.
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Awesome man, it all makes sense now.
Im not a drug dealer, im a street pharmacist!
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