Reply With QuoteCheaper to trade her in for a tighter model.
Vaginal tightening: Trade them or pay the money?
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08-31-2010, 10:33 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Vaginal tightening: Trade them or pay the money?
So, I was listening to a friend describe a gal that he was banging , then had to bail for the satisfaction section of the sex was gone. I then heard his word usage of "Shot Out" I wondered, is this true, and I then made him show me of what he was talking about. I watched a porno film with what looked like the whole of death...hell even the swedish penis pump couldn't fix this shit.
any how, so I then went plastic surgery shopping and found this:
When the vagina becomes stretched from aging and child birth vaginal rejuvenation™ tightens and restores the vagina and supporting structures to a "pre-pregnancy" state, thereby re-establishing friction that increases sexual gratification for both women and men!
In vaginal relaxation, the muscles are relaxed and have poor tone, strength, and control. The internal and external diameters increase. The muscles of the perineum are weak and poorly supported. Under these circumstances, the vagina is no longer at its optimum physiological state. As a result, the sensual side of sexual gratification is diminished. Vaginal rejuvenation™ can enhance sexual gratification for women who for whatever reason lack an overall optimum architectural integrity of the vagina.
so, is it worth the money, or do you do what my friend did and trade her in?
I wonder if rectums can be then tightened? (hmmm. same story, different orientation)
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08-31-2010, 10:34 PM #2Registered User
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09-01-2010, 02:07 AM #3Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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maybe your dick is just shrinking from the steroids. maybe you can plump that sucker up with that penis fattening surgery before she trades you in for a man that can tickle her walls.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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09-01-2010, 02:14 AM #4Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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a kinkier more practical solution is fuck her ass with a dildo in her pussy or her pussy with a butt plug in her ass. don't forget to rep me for the tip.
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Sorry wrong thread
Last edited by BillHicksFan; 09-01-2010 at 04:16 AM. Reason: I find these topics downright offensive
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09-01-2010, 04:04 PM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Richard Gears
Buncha old bags!!
I wish that was the case... but the porno film we watched which Roy then pointed out this situation of "Shot Out" was with a gal not more then 30 years old.
So, it is not necessarily the case of age being the concept for those with need of such.
Oh, any one with experience with such a surgery? or of having sex with such before and after
I wonder if this situation is to occur with sex change operations?
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09-01-2010, 05:48 PM #7RDRSE Ghost Assassin ELITE MEMBER
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If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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09-01-2010, 06:47 PM #8.45 ACP rules!
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Use a ham. Stick it up there, twist the bone and pull it out. Shablimmityblam! Resleeved!
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There's only two types of pussy. Big ole goodins!! and Good ole Biggins!!!
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09-02-2010, 02:56 PM #10Glad I could help!
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Hmm, squirt some lemon juice on her twat. Maybe it'll pucker up just enough.
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buy a curling iron wrap that shit around it and bust it GICH
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It is indeed such a means of expressions, if one that has this situationwith the need for surgery or corrections...this being, without children and age in her life.
I was in class, last semester, and it was explained that one woman had 28 abortions, I wonder might that be a means of the problem(*s) *rectum probability.
nuff sed! Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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loose pussy is god's way of telling you to use the backdoor.
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09-05-2010, 03:36 PM #14casting pearls!
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I'd say that covers things right there. Originally Posted by ScorpionKing
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Originally Posted by ScorpionKing
Well, I am sure that there are a lot of ladies out there right now lining up just for you. God Bless you!
too sweeeetttt Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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can u imagine the size of the womans pussy on the duggers. hers must be able to fit 15 cocks and a bus in that fucking thing. i would trade that big pussy in for a decent sized one. i have had ones that you have to make your own walls. wtf . its because she was with a guy with a 12 inch dick for 6 yrs. thats wat she said when i told her her pussy sucked.lol.
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Nothin' beats a tight, young pussy. Just as Goatboy says to a beautiful 16 year old girl "I bet your asshole tastes better than most girl's pussys, and your pussy is like a paper-cut surrounded by cotton candy."
Who can argue?
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wow lol Originally Posted by unclem
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it's all good in the hood Originally Posted by ScorpionKing
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No one's ever heard of kegels? That's what they're FOR.
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haha Originally Posted by arnoldblack
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Originally Posted by unclem
what's duggers?
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Duggers is that chick on t v with the 16 or 17 kids.
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oh, so now I understand!
thanks! Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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Yup, but beware she'll have the kung fu grip. Originally Posted by Kathybird
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