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Knob may be damaged, please advise
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02-12-2011, 09:18 AM #1Registered User
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Knob may be damaged, please advise
Good Morning.
Not long ago i placed several rubber bands around the base of my cock out of sheer boredom and DHT induced lust. I was quite disturbed at how bulbous and turgid my cock became but i continued to masturbate furiously, ignoring the pain. After ejaculating with dizzying force, i fell asleep with the rubber bands still affixed to my vascular, marble-like fuckstick. Awakening an hour or so later, i was horrified at the condition of my now purple/blue blood sausage.
Unable to remove the rubber bands, i gently sliced them away using a razor. My penis collapsed to my thighs like a tortured, abused POW, writhing in a soup of sweat and ejaculate material.
My question is, have i done serious damage to my cervix-destroyer? I havent been able to achieve a solid erection in days. Due to the sensitive nature of this event, i am reluctant to visit my family practioner with the disturbing news that i mauled my genitals into a non-functioning "member" of society.
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02-12-2011, 10:48 AM #2Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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02-12-2011, 11:00 AM #3Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i know someone who says he uses a hairband for a cockring. he also says his erections don't get very hard without it anymore. don't do it again and maybe since it was a one time event you'll regain complete function. how long ago is not long ago?
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02-12-2011, 02:42 PM #4EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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This is rather gruesome. Are you able to urinate with pain or do you feel yourself urinating at all when going? Something about a knife next to a penis makes my own invert thinking about it!!!
Good Lord, go see a doctor!!!
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02-12-2011, 04:37 PM #5Registered User
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Post a pic.
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02-12-2011, 07:43 PM #6tiger pump it bitches!
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the only hope is a few weeks of strict tiger pumping and possibly some weight training.
it might seem silly to some to fill a mayo jar with water and hand it from your dick with a shoestring but nothing gets the old wanker stretched out like weight.lifting music. press play and pump it.
http://www.myspace.com/strangewarmtrout
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02-12-2011, 07:52 PM #7No Rest for the Wicked ELITE MEMBER
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Pictures or STFU
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02-12-2011, 09:26 PM #8Registered Abuser
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True. Pics or GTFO.
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Please don't.
Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf
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02-13-2011, 09:15 AM #10Registered User
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Be sure to write DRSE on it when you post the pic or it will be removed.
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02-13-2011, 09:25 AM #11tiger pump it bitches!
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agreed. pics or it didnt happen.
lifting music. press play and pump it.
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02-13-2011, 02:55 PM #12EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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yeah, since you never posted anymore of your "so called" pics, then is it safe to say that you being "Harold" is not true, either?? Hmmnnn??? Originally Posted by hagaroids
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