What's the worst way you've ended a relationship?

ALBOB · 11-22-2002, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
I started dating her sister.

MBC's got a sister??? Oh crap!!!

firestorm · 11-26-2002, 02:40 AM

QUOTE: "What is the worst way you have been dumped?"
RESPONSE: I refused to pay her. She kicked me out and stole my shoes.

(I see her pimp time to time and he still wears them)
hehehe

cornfed · 01-13-2003, 04:16 PM

LOL, I got a new one!!!

I couldn't get my ex to leave me alone, so I was forced to make a little speach... ahem ...

"...For me to ever want to have anything to do w/ you ever again, the clouds are gonna have to part right now, w/ a beam of white heavenly light shining directly on my ass, as a white dove flutters down holding an olive branch, followed by a booming voice from heaven saying,'talk to her or I'll strike you down w/ lightening' ... and even then I'd choose the lightening"

She hadn't taken the hint until then.

ALBOB · 01-13-2003, 04:19 PM

Now THAT was an impressive speech Cornfed, how long did you practice it?

P.S. Tell us how you feel about Dave Grohl.

cornfed · 01-13-2003, 04:24 PM

Hey, I just quoted the guy, but I do agree w/ him

actually, I came up w/ pretty damn near on the spot. It was mildly inspired by a scene in Monty Python's Holy Grail... or at least the image of the curtain-like clouds and God's announcement to Arthur

Robboe · 01-13-2003, 04:28 PM

Welcome to Dumpsville.

Population: you.

na4twin · 01-13-2003, 05:01 PM

A friend of mine out of no where just dumped his girlfriend before christmas time, he said I didn't want to buy her a christmas gift. I thought that was pretty funny.

firestorm · 01-22-2003, 12:57 AM

I was seeing a gal in a foreign country while I was in the military,, One night I said I'd see her tomorrow, gave her a kiss goodnight. The next morning I was called up for a Special Op. and left the country never to return. Never saw or talked to her again.

LiftHardGainBig · 02-12-2003, 07:41 PM

hahah firestorm that's a good one...ever think of goin back to see what's up w/ her now? how long ago was that?

firestorm · 02-16-2003, 08:34 PM

No lifthard,, I've gotten married since. That was back in 1986.

MJ23 · 02-17-2003, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
I started dating her sister.

Excellent Plan..

MJ23 · 02-17-2003, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
Well it wasn't a relationship, more of a one night stand. But this chick was hitting on me for a while and she kept wanting me to do a lap dance for her

So finally one night I said to her, "Do you want a special lap dance?" She agreed, I took her home, and when we were done I called a cab, gave her five bucks and said, "I have to get up early, you better leave now."

Well if she's going to act like a whore.

Dude.. Dragqueens are not females.. Just because it said queen does not mean its a female. I mean sure, it was Sexual intercourse, but when your ASS is bend over backward, Clifford (christy at the time) is having his way with you...

I guess what I am saying is that I agree with you, it was not a relationship at all

irontime · 02-17-2003, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MJ23
I guess what I am saying is that I agree with you, it was not a relationship at all

I'm glad you feel the same way. So I've been meaning to ask you, was five dollars enough to get you home? And sorry to kick you out so quickly, it's just that you didn't swallow it all and that left a mess so I got a little upset. No hard feelings?

MJ23 · 02-18-2003, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
I'm glad you feel the same way. So I've been meaning to ask you, was five dollars enough to get you home? And sorry to kick you out so quickly, it's just that you didn't swallow it all and that left a mess so I got a little upset. No hard feelings?

Funny, I knew your Bitch ASS finds me attractive

Wrong guy though... Talk to Clifford

cornfed · 02-18-2003, 12:20 PM

So you know him well?

LMFAO @ IT

firestorm · 02-18-2003, 06:09 PM

Damn gays are ruining this message board. hahahahaha

cornfed · 02-18-2003, 08:15 PM

LOL, be more specific

01-13-2003, 04:16 PM	#33
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	LOL, I got a new one!!! I couldn't get my ex to leave me alone, so I was forced to make a little speach... ahem ... "...For me to ever want to have anything to do w/ you ever again, the clouds are gonna have to part right now, w/ a beam of white heavenly light shining directly on my ass, as a white dove flutters down holding an olive branch, followed by a booming voice from heaven saying,'talk to her or I'll strike you down w/ lightening' ... and even then I'd choose the lightening" She hadn't taken the hint until then.
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

01-13-2003, 04:19 PM	#34
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,154	Now THAT was an impressive speech Cornfed, how long did you practice it? P.S. Tell us how you feel about Dave Grohl.
	Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

01-13-2003, 04:24 PM	#35
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	Hey, I just quoted the guy, but I do agree w/ him actually, I came up w/ pretty damn near on the spot. It was mildly inspired by a scene in Monty Python's Holy Grail... or at least the image of the curtain-like clouds and God's announcement to Arthur
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

01-13-2003, 04:28 PM	#36
Robboe Designer Supplements Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Newcastle Posts: 5,151	Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
	Being held down by The Man

01-13-2003, 05:01 PM	#37
na4twin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: NY Posts: 2	A friend of mine out of no where just dumped his girlfriend before christmas time, he said I didn't want to buy her a christmas gift. I thought that was pretty funny.
	Devising Concepts

11-26-2002, 02:40 AM	#32
firestorm P/RR/S Advisor Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 7,765 Photos: 3	QUOTE: "What is the worst way you have been dumped?" RESPONSE: I refused to pay her. She kicked me out and stole my shoes. (I see her pimp time to time and he still wears them) hehehe

01-22-2003, 12:57 AM	#38
firestorm P/RR/S Advisor Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 7,765 Photos: 3	I was seeing a gal in a foreign country while I was in the military,, One night I said I'd see her tomorrow, gave her a kiss goodnight. The next morning I was called up for a Special Op. and left the country never to return. Never saw or talked to her again.

02-12-2003, 07:41 PM	#39
LiftHardGainBig Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Hoffman Estates,IL Posts: 192	hahah firestorm that's a good one...ever think of goin back to see what's up w/ her now? how long ago was that?

02-16-2003, 08:34 PM	#40
firestorm P/RR/S Advisor Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 7,765 Photos: 3	No lifthard,, I've gotten married since. That was back in 1986.

02-18-2003, 12:20 PM	#45
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	So you know him well? LMFAO @ IT
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

02-18-2003, 06:09 PM	#46
firestorm P/RR/S Advisor Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 7,765 Photos: 3	Damn gays are ruining this message board. hahahahaha

02-18-2003, 08:15 PM	#47
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	LOL, be more specific
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

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