Thread: My Cock Stinks!

I think you might want to try some Raid Kills bugs dead !

Any other signs or symptoms?? Kinda hard to assist in a diagnosis and prognosis when all we have to work with is smelly meat, bro. lol

clean with pig blood

You sure you didn't fuck a skunk?

What probably happened is that you fucked her while she had another man's dried up load inside her already.

That's what you are smelling.

GICH!

Have you... I dunno... washed it in five weeks?

Originally Posted by jagbender

Found out why. Problem solved.

Don't hold out on us stinky!!

i think if it could it would,,your cock would kick you in the nuts!

Originally Posted by ManInBlack

Don't hold out on us stinky!!

Originally Posted by BillHicksFan

Originally Posted by jagbender

HAH! when i read op post this vid was the first thing that came to mind,. i love tim n eric show

I'm no doctor, but my first thought is thrush (yes men get it too).

If a woman has thrush the vagina becomes extremely sore, kind of like friction burn, and she may bleed a little during sex because of this. If you have sex with a woman who has thrush, you may contract it and that means red raw dick and white discharge under the foreskin (if non-circ) that has a slight 'sex the night before' odor to it.

Easily treatable with OTC medication.

But do yourself a favour, go and see a doctor.

Symptoms of thrush in men
Candida balanitis

The symptoms of candida balanitis (a fungal infection of the head of the penis) include:

* red skin around the head of the penis
* swelling of the head of the penis
* irritation and soreness of the head of the penis
* thick, lumpy discharge under the foreskin
* itchiness around the head of the penis
* an unpleasant odour
* difficult retracting (pulling back) the foreskin of your penis (phimosis)
* pain when passing urine
* pain during sex


Either that or you haven't washed your dick in weeks as already stated.

I told him..to leave Snooki alone...ugh...

Okay, someone needs to give this thread its own very special comedy award! Laughing so hard my eyes are watering!

And the more threads I read in the Sexual Health section, the better I feel about myself...I think I actually might be a fairly normal guy after all...

And as far as the OP's problem goes... three words for ya-- MILD... BLEACH... SOLUTION. Bleach will kill pretty much anything, and body odors are caused by microorganisms. Kill them, you kill the odor, or so the theory goes. MILD bleach solution, NOT pure bleach. Mix with water. Let us know how that works out. You malodorous pervert!

Originally Posted by BillHicksFan

I banged a broad who had her rags on about five weeks ago and ever since then my dick has this repugnant odour about it that refuses to leave nommater how many times I scrub it.

She was bleeding a little and I didn't wear a condom. I was drunk and fall to sleep immediately after the champas popped (I know, I'm a classy cat with smooth moves ).

Now everytime I whip in out for a bitta LHJO I instantly get this gastly reminder of her stinking, wretched pussy, it's unavoidable. I wouldn't blow myself if it were possible.

I've screwed well over 500 different woman while living in S/E Asia (mainly freebies ) and all I've ever caught was a healthy dose of crabs. I've never come across anything like this before.


1. Wtf have I got?

2. Wtf does she have??

3. Hft do I get rid of it?

4. Will jumping back on the meth pipe ward off any future viruses?

LMAO you got a dirty dick

I feel sorry for his girl friend

i just joined. What is this

You are one sick bastard on the other hand does she have a sister?????? Did you lick it and maybe the smell is just your upper lip,goodluck.

Originally Posted by ontopthegame85

You are one sick bastard on the other hand does she have a sister?????? Did you lick it and maybe the smell is just your upper lip,goodluck.

As stated in this thread its g2g now. Its cured and it wasn't an infection nor an STD. Ive never caught an STD and god knows I've tried! I can't even believe I'm still alive myself.

Originally Posted by BillHicksFan

As stated in this thread its g2g now. Its cured and it wasn't an infection nor an STD. Ive never caught an STD and god knows I've tried! I can't even believe I'm still alive myself.

hey stinkdick, didn't you say eariler that you caught crabs at one point? Last i knew that was an std/sti

edit: and if this smell wasn't an infection or std, i'm gonna guess you don't regularly use soap.

Originally Posted by perfectcircle

hey stinkdick, didn't you say eariler that you caught crabs at one point? Last i knew that was an std/sti

edit: and if this smell wasn't an infection or std, i'm gonna guess you don't regularly use soap.

Crabs aren't an STD. They're more like a minature flea circus in your pants.

It was a mixture of chafing due to my wheels getting so big and maybe a little cialis abuse.

Dear god, if my cock smelt like it was dead then I wouldn't be posting about it on a forum!

It might fall in a few days

Go to a doctor

try the link www.ismellperfect.com it will help your problim.