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    Well may as well

    Not much of a story here, but what the hell I'm sure that I'll do something stupid here and i know that you all love my stories when I screw up with a chick jackasses and who knows, I may need advice.

    So here's the situation, (as I said it's pretty boring so far, so don't get your hopes up) I think I might be in a relationship. I really don't know. I haven't had a girlfriend in about 3 years, just been whoring. But a few weeks ago I asked this one girl out and she made me wait a week until she said yes. Hell I finally got the first kiss on Saturday. Now if this was last year I would have said 'audios' after not getting anything after the first week. But this was different somehow. It actually seemed worth the wait.

    We've had a serious talk and we both know that at the end of April we have to go our seperate ways so we both agreed not to get too serious about each other, but damnit, I think I like her. This is really weird as we hardly have anything in common. The only music she doesn't like is metal while that's all I listen to. On the first date she wanted to see 'Santa Clause 2' I wanted to see 'The Ring' and she is nothing close to goth. So I may be needing some advice along the way. Well that's about it for now. Feel free to take your cheap shots, you're probably going to anyways
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    I'm so glad for you WILL!!!
    IT could not happen to a better guy !!!
    Santa Clause 2 is a great movie!!!
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    Damnit, I didn't go see Santa Clause 2!! We compromised on 'I spy', it wasn't too bad.
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    Man can I hurl now???


    Juan Sincere!!!


    He,he... I thought you would see the sincerity of my post!!!

    Of course I'm J/K!!!




    Seriously!!!!Glad for you bro!!!
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    Originally posted by Dero
    He,he... I thought you would see the sincerity of my post!!!

    Of course I'm J/K!!!
    Well I knew that, Geeze fricken hairballs, gotta spell everything out.
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    Does the wittle IT have wittle emotions for the girl? Awww

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    It is getting bigGER!!!
    Sorry,I should specify...Mini IT!!!
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    No he's not, hasn't even moved pass the kissing stage and i'm still with her. What's happened to me?
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    WOW!!!It is in love...IT's not lust!!!
    Where does da librarian fit in this story???
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    She doesn't Just a lady that I've had a crush on for the past few semesters and will never come out and say aything about. but a guy can imagine
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    Oh...I see...Rosie Palm material...
    For those lonely nights???
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    And apparently there's going to be a few of those.
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    WHY????
    Oh I see...Da start of a NEW relationship...
    tap,tap,tap...
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    WOMEN!! Well as promised I wouldn't be letting you guys down. So, IT's story time.

    Allrighty, there I was being a good little boy last night and doing my homework....or watching South Park, something like that. And she calls me up and tells me to come out and see her at the bar. So groovy, I'm not drinking for about a month so I know i'm going to be a little bored, but what the hell, when a chick asks you to go out you go. So we're all flirty, giggly, shit like that. It's pretty cool as she is showing me off (having her friends come and feel my abs, chest, arms) and she seems to be loving it. Then she lights a cigarrette and i roll my eyes at her, bug her a little bit and she says, "It's kinda funny, about half a year ago I was bugging my ex about smoking and I didn't, and now you're bugging me about smoking and you don't." Then the smile fades from her face, she looks away a bit and she says, "But I guess we're not really in a relationship."

    Was that a hint? I think that was a hint. *little voice inside my head telling me to stop being a pussy and take the hint* Fuck I wish I was drinking!

    So I grab my nuts, give them a tug (not literally) and ask her, "welll, should we be?"

    She looks at me with a very incredous look on her face, (oops, guess it wasn't a hint ) and says, "I can't believe you asked me that HERE!"

    I can't help it, I start laughing. "I thought you were giving me a hint. I'm sorry, but you gotta love the romance in asking you in the bar, I mean this is the first place we met."

    So that got her laughing and she says, "Well, we have to talk about this"

    "Okay, so let's talk"

    "No, not here."

    riiiiiggggghhhhhtttt. So the rest of the evening was fairly uneventful, i hung around drinking my coke...without rye and our flirtyness went pretty far down after that as I felt pretty stupid. Ended up getting bored and left at around 1. Well that's the tail up till now. Can someone tell me what the hell is going on?
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    Apparentlly
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    If you have to split in April ... I'd personally avoid getting attached if you can help it ...

    (easier said than done)

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    Ya it woud definitely be the smarter thing to do. I'm not exactly sure what the hell it is I'm doing right about now.
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    I'll just say you're missing out on things ..

    Don't forget, there are female 'players' in the field too ..
    Don't let her get you all excited over nothing (which basically it is),
    just take your losses like a man and move to another one ..
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    Well I know there are female players out there too, and I kinda like that. But I don't think that this is one of those situations, also I didn't lose anything, she said she wanted to see me tommorrow so I'll just see what happens.
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    Just go w/ it, bro. You don't ever know what the future holds and what it doesn't, so just take it where it leads you and if it's right, it'll happen, if not... then it won't. Congrats, so far though












    Pansy, acting just like a damn 'lil school girl



    c'mon, you know you would've ragged the sh!t outta me
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    IT...if you guys are just going to go your separate ways this spring, I wouldn't get too attached. And yeah she was giving you a hint in the bar, but can't understand why she got pissy cause you called her on it. women are so weird...i sometimes don't understand myself.

    let us know if you talk to her today and what happens. good luck man
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    Originally posted by cornfed
    Pansy, acting just like a damn 'lil school girl
    You fucker! I was actually thinking "what a nice reply" untill I scrolled down.

    Ya I'm seeing her tonight, I'll keep you all informed. Time to turn on the IT charm a bit here.
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    You know I was j/k, bro. Best 'o luck ...Go get'em LOL
    - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
    "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
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    thanx bro Must've been kinda weird reading this thread and thinking "this is IT??" eh?
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    Are you waiting to talk to her to figure out if you want to be in a relationship? Figure out what you want first, then when you talk to her about it she won't have control of the "relationship".
    I figure I have a 72 hour headstart before anyone notices I am gone.

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    Sounded more like me, dammit .



    ... that's fuqqed up
    - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
    "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
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    Originally posted by Bubbathug
    Are you waiting to talk to her to figure out if you want to be in a relationship? Figure out what you want first, then when you talk to her about it she won't have control of the "relationship".
    Talk's cheap, they always end up in control
    - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
    "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
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    lol Cornfed

    Not sure what the discussion is going to be about, we both like each other bt she wants to talk first. women.
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    Oh for christ's sake IT, grow a pair.


















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