Famous Sex Quotes!!!

bubbasr · 11-21-2002, 01:34 AM

Tom Clancy:
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
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Steve Martin:
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
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Drew Carey:
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good!"
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Woody Allen:
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
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Rodney Dangerfield:
"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."
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Rodney Dangerfield:
"My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back seat of the car... and she wanted me to drive."
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George Burns:
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
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George Burns:
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
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Lynn Lavner:
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
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Harvey Korman:
"Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building."

bigss75 · 11-21-2002, 11:46 AM

George Burns:
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

coleman · 11-23-2002, 07:06 AM

Rodney Dangerfield:
"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."

poor fella

Badger · 11-23-2002, 05:41 PM

George Burns:
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

I'll have to agree with this one.

DFINEST · 12-05-2002, 03:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by bubbasr

Steve Martin:
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."

I thought that I was the ONLY lost one, what a relief that I'm not

cornfed · 12-06-2002, 09:56 AM

Holy sh!t. Props, my friend. Props.

Burner02 · 12-10-2002, 04:41 AM

those were good!

cornfed · 12-10-2002, 12:43 PM

Irontime:
__"Dammit, I said I was in, didn't I?!!"
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Kuso:
__"I swear, I have no idea where that hampster came from or how it got in there, honest."
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Albob:
__"So it's a sheep? Big deal"
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Sheep:
__"Baaaaah....He's right, no big deal"
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Crash:
__"Who you callin' needle dick?"
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Irontime:
__"I mean, c/mon, Crashy...I've had bigger"
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cornfed · 12-10-2002, 12:45 PM

Burner02 · 12-10-2002, 06:19 PM

cornfed fades back, he shoots...he SCORES!!!
nothing butt net!

cornfed · 12-11-2002, 10:14 AM

Don't laugh too hard bud, You almost made the list

Burner02 · 12-13-2002, 06:13 PM

damn, this must have been a bad week..I didn't even make a list of people being dissed...

CRASHMAN · 12-16-2002, 11:27 AM

poor you

Little Wing · 12-22-2004, 01:21 AM

bump too funny sorry

Little Wing · 12-22-2004, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cornfed

Irontime:
__"Dammit, I said I was in, didn't I?!!"
___________________________________
Kuso:
__"I swear, I have no idea where that hampster came from or how it got in there, honest."
___________________________________
Albob:
__"So it's a sheep? Big deal"
___________________________________
Sheep:
__"Baaaaah....He's right, no big deal"
___________________________________
Crash:
__"Who you callin' needle dick?"
___________________________________
Irontime:
__"I mean, c/mon, Crashy...I've had bigger"
___________________________________

david · 12-22-2004, 08:38 AM

Vieope · 12-22-2004, 09:04 AM

Little Wing · 12-22-2004, 09:16 AM

here's one "Luke dump some old pm's there is no room for new ones"

min0 lee · 12-22-2004, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

CRASHMAN · 12-22-2004, 04:26 PM

fuckers....

Vince2005 · 12-22-2004, 08:12 PM

LMAO

Shae · 12-30-2004, 11:45 AM

"What did we do before we got here? We fucked in the car. Thats what we did."

- Billy Bob Thorton

Luke9583 · 12-30-2004, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

here's one "Luke dump some old pm's there is no room for new ones"

Little Wing · 12-30-2004, 02:07 PM

"shut up and kiss me." where have i heard that?

Luke9583 · 12-30-2004, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

"shut up and kiss me." where have i heard that?

are you talking again?

Luke9583 · 12-30-2004, 04:03 PM

"Ohh, yea baby, right there. I like it like that"

- anonymous

Vieope · 12-30-2004, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke9583

"Ohh, yea baby, right there. I like it like that"

- anonymous

I know who said that.

Little Wing · 12-30-2004, 05:01 PM

Luke9583 has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space.

again

11-21-2002, 01:34 AM	#1
bubbasr Member Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: OHIO Posts: 126	Famous Sex Quotes!!! Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." _________________________________________________ Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." _________________________________________________ Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good!" __________________________________________________ __ Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." __________________________________________________ __ Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all." __________________________________________________ __ Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back seat of the car... and she wanted me to drive." __________________________________________________ __ George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." __________________________________________________ __ George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." __________________________________________________ __ Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." __________________________________________________ __ Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building."
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11-23-2002, 07:06 AM	#3
coleman Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,187	Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all." poor fella
	"I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don’t believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn’t want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I’m not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn’t know how to return the treatment." Malcom X Speech, Dec. 12 1964, New York City.

12-05-2002, 03:45 PM	#5
DFINEST She hasn't found me yet Join Date: May 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,053	Re: Famous Sex Quotes!!! [quote]Originally posted by bubbasr Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." I thought that I was the ONLY lost one, what a relief that I'm not

12-06-2002, 09:56 AM	#6
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	Holy sh!t. Props, my friend. Props.
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12-10-2002, 04:41 AM	#7
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,316	those were good!
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11-21-2002, 11:46 AM	#2
bigss75 Let Me See Yo Grill Elite Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 5,123	George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

11-23-2002, 05:41 PM	#4
Badger What tan line? Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Down south Posts: 1,115	George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." I'll have to agree with this one.

12-10-2002, 12:43 PM	#8
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	Irontime: __"Dammit, I said I was in, didn't I?!!" ___________________________________ Kuso: __"I swear, I have no idea where that hampster came from or how it got in there, honest." ___________________________________ Albob: __"So it's a sheep? Big deal" ___________________________________ Sheep: __"Baaaaah....He's right, no big deal" ___________________________________ Crash: __"Who you callin' needle dick?" ___________________________________ Irontime: __"I mean, c/mon, Crashy...I've had bigger" ___________________________________
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

12-10-2002, 12:45 PM	#9
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

12-10-2002, 06:19 PM	#10
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,316	cornfed fades back, he shoots...he SCORES!!! nothing butt net!
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

12-11-2002, 10:14 AM	#11
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	Don't laugh too hard bud, You almost made the list
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

12-13-2002, 06:13 PM	#12
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,316	damn, this must have been a bad week..I didn't even make a list of people being dissed...
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

12-16-2002, 11:27 AM	#13
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 2	poor you
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12-22-2004, 01:21 AM	#14
Little Wing SEMPER~FIDELIS Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 21,330 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 191	bump too funny sorry

12-22-2004, 08:38 AM	#16
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12-22-2004, 08:12 PM	#21
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12-22-2004, 09:16 AM	#18
Little Wing SEMPER~FIDELIS Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 21,330 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 191	here's one "Luke dump some old pm's there is no room for new ones"

12-22-2004, 04:26 PM	#20
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 2	fuckers....

12-30-2004, 11:45 AM	#22
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12-30-2004, 02:07 PM	#24
Little Wing SEMPER~FIDELIS Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 21,330 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 191	"shut up and kiss me." where have i heard that?

12-30-2004, 04:03 PM	#26
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12-30-2004, 05:01 PM	#28
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