Which Hole Am I On????

bubbasr · 11-21-2002, 02:38 AM

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
"I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request.
"I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?"
"I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied.
"No, I won't."
"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.
"See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."

kuso · 11-22-2002, 11:15 AM

ROTFLMFAO....

irontime · 11-22-2002, 11:35 AM

Good one.

coleman · 11-23-2002, 07:53 AM

lol, that is hilarous!

Badger · 11-23-2002, 06:50 PM

Good one

bubbasr · 11-24-2002, 06:29 AM

I thought everyone would get a laugh out of this !!!!!

11-21-2002, 02:38 AM	#1
bubbasr Member Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: OHIO Posts: 126	Which Hole Am I On???? A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. "I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?" "I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied. "No, I won't." "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax." With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool. "See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!" "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you." "Got MILK" Where's Your Mustache LOL

11-22-2002, 11:35 AM	#3
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,099 Photos: 1	Good one. If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

11-23-2002, 07:53 AM	#4
coleman Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,187	lol, that is hilarous! "I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don’t believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn’t want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I’m not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn’t know how to return the treatment." Malcom X Speech, Dec. 12 1964, New York City.

11-24-2002, 06:29 AM	#6
bubbasr Member Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: OHIO Posts: 126	I thought everyone would get a laugh out of this !!!!! "Got MILK" Where's Your Mustache LOL

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11-22-2002, 11:15 AM	#2
kuso Um......get rooted! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aka ( o Y o ) Posts: 15,048 Photos: 15	ROTFLMFAO....

11-23-2002, 06:50 PM	#5
Badger What tan line? Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Down south Posts: 1,115	Good one

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