Woman Attempts All -`Man-Juice' Diet

mmafiter · 11-23-2002, 05:07 AM

WTF!!!!

November 20, 2002 - Wireless Flash

Woman Attempts All-`Man-Juice' Diet

SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet.

Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice."

It may be hard for you to swallow but Kelly is shooting for at least six square meals a day -- with occasional pigouts.

So far, more than 800 men have offered to help Kelly with her diet and she's currently screening applicants thoroughly for STDs.

Although nutrition experts agree "man juice" is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance.

Therefore, Kelly says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this."

http://ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news....36I5C1UF021120

coleman · 11-23-2002, 07:48 AM

she is rooted in the head

The Berg Master · 11-23-2002, 08:04 AM

Only in America :P

Preacher · 11-23-2002, 11:33 AM

Nope .. ..New Guinea comes close too

bigss75 · 11-23-2002, 12:04 PM

mmafiter · 11-23-2002, 12:35 PM

Well apparently the "man juice" diet really works! Just look at Irontime's before and after pictures!!! What an amazing transformation, way to go IT!

mmafiter · 11-23-2002, 12:37 PM

Oh God, I just found that fat pig's website!!!!

I'd say she needs to lose more than a few pounds!

Fat Whore Diet!

irontime · 11-23-2002, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mmafiter
Well apparently the "man juice" diet really works! Just look at Irontime's before and after pictures!!! What an amazing transformation, way to go IT!

DAMN!

no comeback.

Oh well, thanx for noticing the progress.....I guess.

Badger · 11-23-2002, 06:38 PM

If this works I think I'll try a "women's juice" diet.

I'll need a lot cause I'll be doing it to gain weight.

11-23-2002, 05:07 AM	#1
mmafiter Red Rocket! Red Rocket! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Do you EVEN FUQQING care? Posts: 2,020	Woman Attempts All -`Man-Juice' Diet WTF!!!! November 20, 2002 - Wireless Flash Woman Attempts All-`Man-Juice' Diet SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet. Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice." It may be hard for you to swallow but Kelly is shooting for at least six square meals a day -- with occasional pigouts. So far, more than 800 men have offered to help Kelly with her diet and she's currently screening applicants thoroughly for STDs. Although nutrition experts agree "man juice" is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance. Therefore, Kelly says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this." http://ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news....36I5C1UF021120

11-23-2002, 07:48 AM	#2
coleman Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,187	she is rooted in the head "I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don’t believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn’t want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I’m not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn’t know how to return the treatment." Malcom X Speech, Dec. 12 1964, New York City.

11-23-2002, 08:04 AM	#3
The Berg Master Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Denmark, Europe Posts: 182	Only in America :P Ban all signatures

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Preacher Strongest of all Hobbits Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Belgium - Western Europe Posts: 413 Photos: 2	Nope .. ..New Guinea comes close too

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Badger What tan line? Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Down south Posts: 1,115	If this works I think I'll try a "women's juice" diet. I'll need a lot cause I'll be doing it to gain weight.