Oral sex done RIGHT -???!!!?!?!?!?

MJ23 · 01-24-2003, 06:42 AM

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Originally posted by IPMC
OH.....well in that case, you might want to change the sheets.

IPMC U SICK PUPPY

Rusty · 01-24-2003, 06:44 AM

What can I say............

mesomorphin' · 01-24-2003, 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by mmafiter
I completed the trifecta!!!

Let me tell you it was a thing of beauty! I was kinda wishing I had a sandwich though.

The trifecta sounds pretty appealing, sandwich or no. Still, I'm just a little squeamish about the reciprocity issue. This conjures up frightening scenarios of oral sex with the Mrs. as she reads a Cosmo marital compatibility quiz, while watching The View and sipping a glass of pink zinfandel! What are you prepared to do for w8?

Rusty · 01-24-2003, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by mesomorphin'
The trifecta sounds pretty appealing, sandwich or no. Still, I'm just a little squeamish about the reciprocity issue. This conjures up frightening scenarios of oral sex with the Mrs. as she reads a Cosmo marital compatibility quiz, while watching The View and sipping a glass of pink zinfandel! What are you prepared to do for w8?

No dude, it aint like that at all.............If you preform your deed correctly, the mrs. won't even be able to hold her eyes open. When you give her a good toung lashin, her back will arch and toes curl. At least that's the way it happens at my house.

mesomorphin' · 01-24-2003, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by IPMC
No dude, it aint like that at all.............If you preform your deed correctly, the mrs. won't even be able to hold her eyes open. When you give her a good toung lashin, her back will arch and toes curl. At least that's the way it happens at my house.

Well, that's been my experience as well. On the other hand, when SHE performs the deed correctly, all of my non-automatic brain functions shut down pretty quickly too. So, ESPN and beer would be nice for foreplay, and definitely comforting to have waiting around when sentient status is restored, but multi-tasking is pretty irrelevant to me in the thick of things. Still, if I get ESPN and a brew for warm ups and afterglow, I'm guessing she'll come up with SOMETHING too. You still think there are free lunches, huh?

ALBOB · 01-24-2003, 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by mesomorphin'
Well, that's been my experience as well. On the other hand, when SHE performs the deed correctly, all of my non-automatic brain functions shut down pretty quickly too. So, ESPN and beer would be nice for foreplay, and definitely comforting to have waiting around when sentient status is restored, but multi-tasking is pretty irrelevant to me in the thick of things. Still, if I get ESPN and a brew for warm ups and afterglow, I'm guessing she'll come up with SOMETHING too. You still think there are free lunches, huh?

So MJ, you got head while watching ESPN? Cool.

MJ23 · 01-24-2003, 01:25 PM

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No dude, it aint like that at all.............If you preform your deed correctly, the mrs. won't even be able to hold her eyes open. When you give her a good toung lashin, her back will arch and toes curl. At least that's the way it happens at my house.

U big Stud you,

and YES YES, I was watching ESPN, thanks for the support

w8lifter · 01-25-2003, 05:28 AM

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Originally posted by mesomorphin'
The trifecta sounds pretty appealing, sandwich or no. Still, I'm just a little squeamish about the reciprocity issue. This conjures up frightening scenarios of oral sex with the Mrs. as she reads a Cosmo marital compatibility quiz, while watching The View and sipping a glass of pink zinfandel! What are you prepared to do for w8?

LMFAO! I don't think he has to worry about that scenario

However...he has turned into a greedy little bastard and he's not gettin' it again

MJ23 · 02-05-2003, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by Mr.Guvernment
Or is this just one of those things that men like when they get old?

Humm..

, How about You please your girl, I watch my ESPN and she can give me head at the same time

Aren't you from Costa Rica, there are some real talented hunnies down there

MJ23 · 02-18-2003, 08:43 AM

I am jealous

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