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Old 01-17-2003, 06:47 AM   #1
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Oral sex done RIGHT -???!!!?!?!?!?
Last night , My woman gave me oral pleasure while I was watching ESPN - Let me repeat that I WAS WATCHING ESPN




I just wanted to share


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Old 01-17-2003, 07:12 AM   #2
 
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This gets you brownie points? .... ....what if you brought food first, does that get you even more?
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Old 01-17-2003, 07:17 AM   #3
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W8 - I have not talked to you much since musclemag, things going well




Well, she did cook earlier in the night as well. And sure, you can make me some brownies if you want,

I dont like to hold any woman back with potential


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Old 01-17-2003, 07:24 AM   #4
 
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Things are good...how'bout yourself?....you sound like you're doing well
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Old 01-17-2003, 07:43 AM   #5
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Good - I landed a better job, and I am currently trying to find a Doctorate program that will take me

and not to be braggin' or anything, but my woman gave me head while I watched ESPN

did I mention that already


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Old 01-17-2003, 10:09 AM   #6
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Gotta admit that is pretty good.


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Old 01-17-2003, 10:41 AM   #7
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IT, YEAH,


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Old 01-19-2003, 08:54 PM   #8
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If you had a girl with a flat head you can rest your beer on it while getting a hummer. now that would be something


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Old 01-20-2003, 06:57 AM   #9
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If you had a girl with a flat head you can rest your beer on it while getting a hummer. now that would be something


Hummmmm


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Old 01-20-2003, 10:23 AM   #10
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Hummmmm
I'm just saying you can complete the trifecta. you get head, get to watch ESPN and drink your beer all at the same time.


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Old 01-20-2003, 10:35 AM   #11
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I'm just saying you can complete the trifecta. you get head, get to watch ESPN and drink your beer all at the same time.
Seyone - that would be beautiful


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Old 01-22-2003, 03:10 PM   #12
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If you had a girl with a flat head you can rest your beer on it while getting a hummer. now that would be something
The beer part I understand but if you sit it on HER head while she's giving YOU head, wouldn't it fall off?





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What would even be better is if she then asked......"How else may I give you pleasure MASTER"


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Old 01-22-2003, 03:17 PM   #14
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What would even be better is if she then asked......"How else may I give you pleasure MASTER"
Dude, you might want to consider lowering that dosage just a bit.


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Old 01-22-2003, 03:18 PM   #15
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Dude, you might want to consider lowering that dosage just a bit.
What.......that's what my wife does.........


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Old 01-22-2003, 03:33 PM   #16
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What.......that's what my wife does.........
Then you da' man.



Does she know about this thread?


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Old 01-22-2003, 06:21 PM   #17
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Then you da' man.



Does she know about this thread?
I think you misunderstand him. I think he means that his wife lowers HER dosage. Then, when reality starts becoming a little more blurry and the voices start, she calls him MASTER.


There's one way to find out....
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Old 01-23-2003, 06:48 AM   #18
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Then you da' man.



Does she know about this thread?


IPMC, My wife calls me King,


and NO, Albob, she has no idea about this thread


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HE HE HE......would you like to know what your wife calls me......


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Old 01-23-2003, 07:45 AM   #20
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HE HE HE......would you like to know what your wife calls me......



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Old 01-23-2003, 09:36 AM   #21
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HE HE HE......would you like to know what your wife calls me......
"Needle Dick the Bug Fuqqer" She already told us.


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"Needle Dick the Bug Fuqqer" She already told us.
guess again.....


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ROTFLMFAO @ thisthread!!!!!

MJ...congrats on losing your virginity!! Oh w8....according to Bill Clinton/............You are still a cherry boy


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Right, that was your full name, she prefers to use your nickname; Stubby.


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Right, that was your full name, she prefers to use your nickname; Stubby.
Do me a favor......buy some good beer for the fridge. That crap you usually buy gives me the shits.


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ROTFLMFAO @ thisthread!!!!!

MJ...congrats on losing your virginity!! Oh w8....according to Bill Clinton/............You are still a cherry boy

Kuso, thank you for the support. Hopefully one day we will find out who took your Virginity. A loose Sheep or IT and a loose Sheep


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Do me a favor......buy some good beer for the fridge. That crap you usually buy gives me the shits.
You moron, you don't seriously think I'd keep beer in the fridge with your stupid ass hanging around, do you? That's the used oil from my car that I've re-packaged.


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You moron, you don't seriously think I'd keep beer in the fridge with your stupid ass hanging around, do you? That's the used oil from my car that I've re-packaged.
OH.....well in that case, you might want to change the sheets.


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