My new philosophy...

cornfed · 01-27-2003, 08:58 AM

Well, every girl/woman I've ever dated has been older than me... and since I like that, I've decided to advance that idea 1 step more...
I am no longer going to date women in college, but rather focus my romantic efferts at the ever-increasing MILF population of the USA.

Rusty · 01-27-2003, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cornfed
Well, every girl/woman I've ever dated has been older than me... and since I like that, I've decided to advance that idea 1 step more...
I am no longer going to date women in college, but rather focus my romantic efferts at the ever-increasing MILF population of the USA.

CF, glad to hear that you have set your goals high. Make sure you factor in the money thing. In other words, would it not be nice to find one that would make your car pmt.?????????

cornfed · 01-27-2003, 09:09 AM

hmmmm...

Fade · 01-27-2003, 09:10 AM

With a MILF Cornyfed can have his mommy and eat her too.

cornfed · 01-27-2003, 09:11 AM

Rusty · 01-27-2003, 09:36 AM

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Originally posted by Fade99
With a MILF Cornyfed can have his mommy and eat her too.

I've seen some I'd like to eat.......

cornfed · 01-27-2003, 10:52 AM

I think it's a valid plan, though

Rusty · 01-27-2003, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cornfed
I think it's a valid plan, though

Buddy, I think your on track. Your setting yourself up for success.......

MJ23 · 01-27-2003, 12:47 PM

Cornfed , how old are you , 14

And please, inflating the same blow-up doll over and over does not count as dates

Fade · 01-27-2003, 01:14 PM

Older women are the way to go.

Dero · 01-27-2003, 01:18 PM

Until you get to a certain age...Then,it's the opposite!!!
Right OldBob?

cornfed · 01-27-2003, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fade99
Older women are the way to go.

I agree

.

MJ, a damn bit older than 14

...the varience goes from 9mo-> 2yr 3mo. Never more than that, yet

...

wait up... I could probably find MILFs that are younger than me, too.... Nope, still goin' for older

irontime · 01-27-2003, 04:47 PM

Ah yes, MILF's are nice

Just be careful as most of them are looking for future daddy!

cornfed · 01-27-2003, 04:50 PM

I'm a natural sprinter... run on my toes

Mr.Guvernment · 02-02-2003, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by irontime
Ah yes, MILF's are nice

Just be careful as most of them are looking for future daddy!

that is why you find one who already has a kid and is divorced and the father has custody - or the kid is old enough they moved out or are in college

hehe.

01-27-2003, 08:58 AM	#1
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	My new philosophy... Well, every girl/woman I've ever dated has been older than me... and since I like that, I've decided to advance that idea 1 step more... I am no longer going to date women in college, but rather focus my romantic efferts at the ever-increasing MILF population of the USA.
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

01-27-2003, 09:09 AM	#3
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	hmmmm...
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

01-27-2003, 09:11 AM	#5
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

01-27-2003, 10:52 AM	#7
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	I think it's a valid plan, though
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

01-27-2003, 12:47 PM	#9
MJ23 World's Greatest Lovea Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pimpville Posts: 2,125	Cornfed , how old are you , 14 And please, inflating the same blow-up doll over and over does not count as dates
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01-27-2003, 09:10 AM	#4
Fade I'm the daddy Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, Tx Posts: 3,007 Photos: 5	With a MILF Cornyfed can have his mommy and eat her too.

01-27-2003, 01:14 PM	#10
Fade I'm the daddy Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, Tx Posts: 3,007 Photos: 5	Older women are the way to go.

01-27-2003, 01:18 PM	#11
Dero Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,779 Photos: 6	Until you get to a certain age...Then,it's the opposite!!! Right OldBob?
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01-27-2003, 04:47 PM	#13
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	Ah yes, MILF's are nice Just be careful as most of them are looking for future daddy!
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01-27-2003, 04:50 PM	#14
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	I'm a natural sprinter... run on my toes
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

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