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  1. 01-27-2003, 08:58 AM #1
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    Exclamation My new philosophy...

    Well, every girl/woman I've ever dated has been older than me... and since I like that, I've decided to advance that idea 1 step more...
    I am no longer going to date women in college, but rather focus my romantic efferts at the ever-increasing MILF population of the USA.
    - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
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    Re: My new philosophy...

    Originally posted by cornfed
    Well, every girl/woman I've ever dated has been older than me... and since I like that, I've decided to advance that idea 1 step more...
    I am no longer going to date women in college, but rather focus my romantic efferts at the ever-increasing MILF population of the USA.
    CF, glad to hear that you have set your goals high. Make sure you factor in the money thing. In other words, would it not be nice to find one that would make your car pmt.?????????
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  4. 01-27-2003, 09:09 AM #3
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    hmmmm...
    - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
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  5. 01-27-2003, 09:10 AM #4
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    With a MILF Cornyfed can have his mommy and eat her too.
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    - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
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  7. 01-27-2003, 09:36 AM #6
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    Originally posted by Fade99
    With a MILF Cornyfed can have his mommy and eat her too.

    I've seen some I'd like to eat.......
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    I think it's a valid plan, though
    - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
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    Originally posted by cornfed
    I think it's a valid plan, though

    Buddy, I think your on track. Your setting yourself up for success.......
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    Cornfed , how old are you , 14


    And please, inflating the same blow-up doll over and over does not count as dates
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    Older women are the way to go.
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    Until you get to a certain age...Then,it's the opposite!!!
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    Originally posted by Fade99
    Older women are the way to go.
    I agree .


    MJ, a damn bit older than 14

    ...the varience goes from 9mo-> 2yr 3mo. Never more than that, yet

    ... wait up... I could probably find MILFs that are younger than me, too.... Nope, still goin' for older
    - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
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    Ah yes, MILF's are nice Just be careful as most of them are looking for future daddy!
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    I'm a natural sprinter... run on my toes
    - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
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    Originally posted by irontime
    Ah yes, MILF's are nice Just be careful as most of them are looking for future daddy!

    that is why you find one who already has a kid and is divorced and the father has custody - or the kid is old enough they moved out or are in college

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