So...I thought my weenis was going to explode.

Pianomahnn · 01-30-2003, 02:45 PM

Having a great time and all, all of a sudden around an inch below the tip, kinda inside, my freaking weenis feels like someone is jabbing a knife into it.

Okay...so I have to stop because I'm about to pass out.

I venture into the bathroom and rip off the rubber, poke at it, and cry.

Take a wee wee, and it freaking hurts like hell.

I go to bed.

Wake up, no more problems. Do a little jiggy that day, no problems.

WTF? I'm thinking I ripped a little skin in muh urethra and it just healed up, no more problems.

Either way, I felt like dying for a short while, not to mention it ruined the s3x0r.

MJ23 · 01-30-2003, 02:50 PM

ahhhhhhhh.....

irontime · 01-30-2003, 02:54 PM

FUQING OUCH!...........and thanx for sharing

Pianomahnn · 01-30-2003, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
FUQING OUCH!...........and thanx for sharing

You know you got moist.

kuso · 01-30-2003, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
You know you got moist.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

**Prince** · 01-30-2003, 07:50 PM

maybe you have Chlamydia.

kuso · 01-30-2003, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Prince
maybe you have Chlamydia.

Is that you ex-girlfriends name??

**Prince** · 01-30-2003, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kuso
Is that you ex-girlfriends name??

no, it's a disease you get when your girlfriend cheats on you!

kuso · 01-30-2003, 08:06 PM

Jees, P-man...sorry to hear about that

Pianomahnn · 01-30-2003, 09:05 PM

Hardy har har.

I choose women wisely. It's easy to pick out a woman who would cheat and who wouldn't. Very easy.

mmafiter · 01-31-2003, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
Hardy har har.

I choose women wisely. It's easy to pick out a woman who would cheat and who wouldn't. Very easy.

Oh really? What's the criteria?

Pianomahnn · 01-31-2003, 08:02 AM

You have to look at how they are. The way they handle themselves, their treatment of other people, commitment to anything.

The women on Joe Millionaire: all little whores.

How about how the woman looks at you? A lot can be read from a person's eyes.

**I Are Baboon** · 01-31-2003, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
It's easy to pick out a woman who would cheat and who wouldn't. Very easy.

I would agree with that.

Pianomahnn · 01-31-2003, 11:41 AM

See, baboon knows.

Perhaps, mm, yer just not as kewl as him and I.

MJ23 · 01-31-2003, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kuso

Jees, P-man...sorry to hear about that

cornfed · 01-31-2003, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
You have to look at how they are. The way they handle themselves, their treatment of other people, commitment to anything.

The women on Joe Millionaire: all little whores.

How about how the woman looks at you? A lot can be read from a person's eyes.

Looks are decieving, and nothing can predict it flawlw=essly, trust me

MJ23 · 01-31-2003, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cornfed
Looks are decieving, and nothing can predict it flawlw=essly, trust me

Humm...

What happened to you buddy.. What was his name???

cornfed · 01-31-2003, 10:38 PM

there's a long story and doesn't involve cheating, but you just can't tell, even w/ "nice girls"

CRASHMAN · 02-01-2003, 03:58 AM

criteria for women cheating being a women

i'll get you

you stu...... nvm

Mr.Guvernment · 02-02-2003, 08:01 PM

ouch! maybe a kidney stone that made it that far and could not get an further - and when you took a leak it dissolved it and out it went!

but if not, oh well! hope it don't happen again!

01-30-2003, 02:45 PM	#1
Pianomahnn I bike to work. Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 1,224 Photos: 6	So...I thought my weenis was going to explode. Having a great time and all, all of a sudden around an inch below the tip, kinda inside, my freaking weenis feels like someone is jabbing a knife into it. Okay...so I have to stop because I'm about to pass out. I venture into the bathroom and rip off the rubber, poke at it, and cry. Take a wee wee, and it freaking hurts like hell. I go to bed. Wake up, no more problems. Do a little jiggy that day, no problems. WTF? I'm thinking I ripped a little skin in muh urethra and it just healed up, no more problems. Either way, I felt like dying for a short while, not to mention it ruined the s3x0r.

01-30-2003, 02:50 PM	#2
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01-30-2003, 02:54 PM	#3
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01-31-2003, 10:38 PM	#18
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01-30-2003, 08:06 PM	#9
kuso Um......get rooted! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aka ( o Y o ) Posts: 15,047 Photos: 15	Jees, P-man...sorry to hear about that

01-30-2003, 09:05 PM	#10
Pianomahnn I bike to work. Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 1,224 Photos: 6	Hardy har har. I choose women wisely. It's easy to pick out a woman who would cheat and who wouldn't. Very easy.

01-31-2003, 08:02 AM	#12
Pianomahnn I bike to work. Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 1,224 Photos: 6	You have to look at how they are. The way they handle themselves, their treatment of other people, commitment to anything. The women on Joe Millionaire: all little whores. How about how the woman looks at you? A lot can be read from a person's eyes.

01-31-2003, 11:41 AM	#14
Pianomahnn I bike to work. Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 1,224 Photos: 6	See, baboon knows. Perhaps, mm, yer just not as kewl as him and I.

02-01-2003, 03:58 AM	#19
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02-02-2003, 08:01 PM	#20
Mr.Guvernment Turn this into this! Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Costa Rica still, poor poor me :D Posts: 342 Photos: 11	ouch! maybe a kidney stone that made it that far and could not get an further - and when you took a leak it dissolved it and out it went! but if not, oh well! hope it don't happen again!
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