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Old 02-02-2003, 03:55 PM   #1
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Question could use some ideas.
Well it is finally happening, I'm running out of romantic ideas Every now and then me and the GF like to do a little surprise for each other, but damnit, I'm running short. Here's whats been pulled off so far.
-Surprised her with a teddy bear at her hockey game, took her home to chilled champaign, chocolates, candle light.
-Sent flowers to her work
- Hot oil massages
-The whipped cream and tied up bit
- We've each made each other nice dinners (but I still never got my breakfast in bed )
-Woke her up with running a rose down her body
(this weekend was cool) She had candles on the floor leading to the living room where there was chocolate fondu and wine. Then later on she had candles on the floor leading to her room where she was wearing langerie.

But now the ideas are slim, any suggestions? (And please not just dinner and a movie )


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Old 02-02-2003, 05:32 PM   #2
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You should wear the lingerie this time.
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Old 02-02-2003, 05:36 PM   #3
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You should wear the lingerie this time.
Man she'll definitally leave him!!!


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Old 02-02-2003, 05:36 PM   #4
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See, all of those things have selfish inclinations; some hotttt lovin' for you.

This time, do all of those, but end the evening without teh lovin'. That way she'll get all built up inside really want your hot man sausage later on.

See, I'm brilliant to the infinite power!
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Old 02-02-2003, 05:41 PM   #5
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See, all of those things have selfish inclinations; some hotttt lovin' for you.

This time, do all of those, but end the evening without teh lovin'. That way she'll get all built up inside really want your hot man sausage later on.

See, I'm brilliant to the infinite power!
You trying to make a tease outta IT????


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Old 02-02-2003, 05:49 PM   #6
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This time, do all of those, but end the evening without teh lovin'. That way she'll get all built up inside really want your hot man sausage later on.
Whoah, no way in hell am I cutting her off. She'd kill me.

It's not just me doing the seducing, about half the time it's her who's instigating, so I'm not really all for that one. Besides, we usually don't see each other on Wensday or Thursday, so by the time Friday comes around we are both pretty built up.


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You should wear the lingerie this time.
It doesn't fit


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It doesn't fit
What.you tried it already!!!?


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Well who hasn't?


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just kidding by the way
(thought I better clear that up for Dero )


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..........wha? Get turned on and start playing with yourself? In that case I'd rather not know about it.


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I look really good in a black teddy.

You should give it a try.
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I'd ask you to post a pic, but I'm a little scared that you actually would


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Moi???turned on over YOU????
NOT!!!
Not even in lingerie!!!
Actually the thought,makes me want to
HURL MY COOKIES,
TOSS MY LUNCH,
DO THE TECHNICOLOR HURL...


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He would!!!


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Actually, I don't have access to lingerie.

Lingerie represents a few things to me:
1) Waste of money
2) Something seedy men wack off to in a magazine
3) Waste of money.

I don't plan on buying Dana any, and I don't plan on having her buy any for herself to "please" me.

But, if you want, I'll buy one just for you, big boy*.



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Actually, I don't have access to lingerie.

Lingerie represents a few things to me:
1) Waste of money
2) Something seedy men wack off to in a magazine
3) Waste of money.

I don't plan on buying Dana any, and I don't plan on having her buy any for herself to "please" me.

But, if you want, I'll buy one just for you, big boy*.



*This statement is known to the state of California to cause cancer.
Up here in Iglooland it's called a mind ROTH!!!


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I don't plan on buying Dana any, and I don't plan on having her buy any for herself to "please" me.
I would have agreed with you before, but I had no idea that she was going to do this, and it was her first time putting on lingerie for anyone. And damn buddy, it just does something. I can't quite discribe it but it really get both people worked up and it's very erotic.
But I wouldn't buy any for her to please me, if she wants to for me then I just love her all the more for it.


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Actually the thought,makes me want to
HURL MY TESTES,
TOSS YOUR SALAD,
DO THE HORIZONTAL MAMBO
Well geeze furball, I never knew.


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Well geeze furball, I never knew.
Now you do. So jump in and tap that ass before its too late.
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Nice edit Junior!!!


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Nice edit Junior!!!
Oh. . .so that's what he calls it.
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Now you do. So jump in and tap that ass before its too late.
I don't know, all that fur might tickle my nuts.......alright this is getting disgusting


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Yes, I must agree.

And you still don't know how to please your lady.
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Yes, I must agree.

And you still don't know how to please your lady.
WILL he ever???


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And you still don't know how to please your lady.
Well I'm pretty sure it's not by cutting her off


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Yes, I must agree.

And you still don't know how to please your lady.
BWAhahahahah

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