Who did you masterbate to at 15?

Crono1000 · 02-10-2003, 09:32 AM

when you were age 15 what was the reason you were hiding from momma in the bathroom?

StrutDaRoosta · 02-10-2003, 10:54 AM

irontime · 02-10-2003, 11:32 AM

IRONTIME'S GIRLFRIEND???!!!!!

.......................fuck............no response...........
DIE!!!

StrutDaRoosta · 02-10-2003, 11:33 AM

Uhm.. MarioLopez.. and porn I found on the internet.

Rusty · 02-10-2003, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
IRONTIME'S GIRLFRIEND???!!!!!

.......................fuck............no response...........
DIE!!!

You know MJ had to have voted that way since he has a IT fetish.

irontime · 02-10-2003, 11:36 AM

Ya, I've been noticing that too, can't blame the poor guy though, I mean look at him.

Can't really blame him for wanting to be like me.

I just gotta think of something to get back at Crono for putting the option in the post.

Rusty · 02-10-2003, 11:38 AM

Well buddy, I guess it's better knowing that all these guys are jackin off to your GF's pic, than knowing shes really bumping all of them in person.

irontime · 02-10-2003, 11:38 AM

Ya, hell, it's actually kind of a compliment. Thanx IP

MJ23 · 02-10-2003, 11:38 AM

Humm.......

IPMC.. FUQ you, but it is my vote,

irontime · 02-10-2003, 11:39 AM

Yup, He's obsessed

Rusty · 02-10-2003, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MJ23
Humm.......

IPMC.. FUQ you, but it is my vote,

Busted

**I Are Baboon** · 02-10-2003, 11:40 AM

This poll needs to be multiple choice.

Striking_Cobra · 02-10-2003, 11:41 AM

Does department store catalogs at age 11 fit in there somewhere?

MJ23 · 02-10-2003, 11:43 AM

WTF.. who edited the options

cornfed · 02-10-2003, 11:59 AM

LOL, that's a funny one

cornfed · 02-10-2003, 11:59 AM

But even worse... someone voted for ya bud!

Crono1000 · 02-10-2003, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IPMC
Well buddy, I guess it's better knowing that all these guys are jackin off to your GF's pic, than knowing shes really bumping all of them in person.

*editor's note:

i just read IT helping me out in another thread so I'll erase this one

MJ23 · 02-10-2003, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cornfed
But even worse... someone voted for ya bud!

It was me you DUMBASS, and then someone added my name.

Humm....

What is the criteria to becoming a moderator, because it cant be IQ based

david · 02-10-2003, 01:56 PM

I never had to masturbate!!!

mesomorphin' · 02-10-2003, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IPMC
Well buddy, I guess it's better knowing that all these guys are jackin off to your GF's pic, than knowing shes really bumping all of them in person.

Well, I see IT swallowed this explanation, but I don't see how the two things are mutually exclusive....

As for the poll, I think it would probably be more illuminating to find out what 15 year guys would NOT whack to.

irontime · 02-10-2003, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MJ23
but it is my vote,

Damn.....this is getting kinda scary.........Not only does he fantasize about being my girlfriend and masturbates about it, but he's fucking smiling about it too.

That's it, I'm outta here

cornfed · 02-11-2003, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MJ23
It was me you DUMBASS, and then someone added my name.

Humm....

What is the criteria to becoming a moderator, because it cant be IQ based

Actually, I've not voted, my friend. But it sure as hell won't be for you you sick freak

Damn, I've been pretty mean lately...

... are you hurt?

ragingbull · 02-11-2003, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by david
I never had to masturbate!!!

Was that for medical reasons. I don't think any of us "had" to masturbate!!!

By the way, does the JC Penny catalog count as soft core porn. The lingerie section was quite revealing.

Crono1000 · 02-11-2003, 10:28 PM

i think that fits in under the momma's vic secret catalog

MJ23 · 02-12-2003, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cornfed
Actually, I've not voted, my friend. But it sure as hell won't be for you you sick freak

Damn, I've been pretty mean lately...

... are you hurt?

Hurt.....

No Its more like ...???!!!oh yeah

Besides your clearly the dumbass

cornfed · 02-12-2003, 02:02 PM

now you're flirting... panzy

**Prince** · 02-16-2003, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
This poll needs to be multiple choice.

I concur.

Crono1000 · 02-16-2003, 06:03 PM

Playboy/Hustler's catching up on ya MJ

ALBOB · 02-18-2003, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
IRONTIME'S GIRLFRIEND???!!!!!

.......................fuck............no response...........
DIE!!!

What can I say, she likes to use it as a face cream.

P.S. This poll is flawed. When I was 15 there was no such thing as The X-Men, TMNT or Cinemax.

Crono1000 · 02-18-2003, 02:30 PM

fine, those too elderly for cinemax may substitute it with this:

View Poll Results: What say it Sir Wacks A Lot?
Playboy/Hustler	44	22.56%
Momma's Victoria Secret catalogs	19	9.74%
X-men chicks/ that hot Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle chick	6	3.08%
that cute girl in band (you nerd)	3	1.54%
friend's/neighbor's mom/sister	28	14.36%
video pornography	46	23.59%
cheap soft core Skinamax pornography	17	8.72%
Irontime's girlfriend (MJ)	14	7.18%
I didn't wack at 15 and still don't	3	1.54%
I didn't wack at 15 but damn I'm making up for lost time now at all of the above	15	7.69%
Voters: 195. You may not vote on this poll

02-10-2003, 09:32 AM	#1
Crono1000 Peelosopher Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,043 Photos: 11	Who did you masterbate to at 15? when you were age 15 what was the reason you were hiding from momma in the bathroom?

02-10-2003, 10:54 AM	#2
StrutDaRoosta FreshCock on Da Block Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Its Lonely at the TOP Posts: 176	"Dont be fooled by the cocks on my jock.. Im still, Im still Buddy from the block..." TRAP-A-SAURUS REX: Age: 21 Height: 5'11 Weight: 228lbs Ethnicity: Filipino (Visayan) I'm chasing the EPHEDRINE DRAGON!!! I'll BLOW your MIND, just don't THINK in my MOUTH. LIFT...EAT.. REST...GROW!!!

02-10-2003, 11:32 AM	#3
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,099 Photos: 1	IRONTIME'S GIRLFRIEND???!!!!! .......................fuck............no response........... DIE!!! If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

02-10-2003, 11:33 AM	#4
StrutDaRoosta FreshCock on Da Block Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Its Lonely at the TOP Posts: 176	Uhm.. MarioLopez.. and porn I found on the internet. "Dont be fooled by the cocks on my jock.. Im still, Im still Buddy from the block..." TRAP-A-SAURUS REX: Age: 21 Height: 5'11 Weight: 228lbs Ethnicity: Filipino (Visayan) I'm chasing the EPHEDRINE DRAGON!!! I'll BLOW your MIND, just don't THINK in my MOUTH. LIFT...EAT.. REST...GROW!!!

02-10-2003, 11:36 AM	#6
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,099 Photos: 1	Ya, I've been noticing that too, can't blame the poor guy though, I mean look at him. Can't really blame him for wanting to be like me. I just gotta think of something to get back at Crono for putting the option in the post. If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

02-10-2003, 11:38 AM	#7
Rusty FTW Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my Harley Posts: 4,469 Photos: 3	Well buddy, I guess it's better knowing that all these guys are jackin off to your GF's pic, than knowing shes really bumping all of them in person. ~RUSTY~

02-10-2003, 11:38 AM	#9
MJ23 World's Greatest Lovea Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pimpville Posts: 2,125	Humm....... IPMC.. FUQ you, but it is my vote, "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

02-10-2003, 11:39 AM	#10
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,099 Photos: 1	Yup, He's obsessed If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

02-10-2003, 11:40 AM	#12
I Are Baboon pedal pedal pedal Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Beerville Posts: 11,941 Photos: 4	This poll needs to be multiple choice.

02-10-2003, 11:41 AM	#13
Striking_Cobra t00t t00t Muthafu(ka! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: "Little Chicago", Ohio Posts: 209	Does department store catalogs at age 11 fit in there somewhere? *"There are no light days."*

02-10-2003, 11:43 AM	#14
MJ23 World's Greatest Lovea Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pimpville Posts: 2,125	WTF.. who edited the options "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

02-10-2003, 11:59 AM	#15
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	LOL, that's a funny one - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

02-10-2003, 01:56 PM	#19
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	I never had to masturbate!!!

02-11-2003, 10:28 PM	#24
Crono1000 Peelosopher Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,043 Photos: 11	i think that fits in under the momma's vic secret catalog

02-12-2003, 02:02 PM	#26
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	now you're flirting... panzy - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

02-16-2003, 06:03 PM	#28
Crono1000 Peelosopher Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,043 Photos: 11	Playboy/Hustler's catching up on ya MJ

02-18-2003, 02:30 PM	#30
Crono1000 Peelosopher Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,043 Photos: 11	fine, those too elderly for cinemax may substitute it with this:

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