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    little uncomfortable

    Well I know I'm going to get slammed to hell on this one bastards, but there might actually be some useful information out there so I'm willing to take a shot.

    Things are going great with the G-friend and normally we have sex 2 or 3 times a day. ( I've been told I have a hyper active sex drive) But right now she is on her period so we have sex once a day in the shower....... if I'm lucky. Two nights ago she woke up to me just going at it, problem is I WAS SLEEPING! She was pretty amused and she said she was even a little impressed I was going at it so hard Apparently I even started last night but she interupted this time. She says it's no big deal to her (hell, she laughed her ass off......as I'm sure many of you are doing....... bastards ) But it's buggin me. Does anyone else do this and is there anything I can do to stop this?
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    Goin' at it meaning....

    *in harsh scottish accent*
    beatin' yer meat
    whippin yer

    are you fuqqing serious
    - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
    "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
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    Yes, all those among with choking the chicken, stroking the lizard, along with many other anomolies.


    Here we go
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    You've gotta admit that it is funny... but i dunno about a solution...
    handcuffs... chastity belt... have her help if she wakes up (tell her you'll both enjoy it)...and if MJ isn't up for that... i dunno
    - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
    "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
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    Originally posted by cornfed
    You've gotta admit that it is funny
    Oh believe me, we both had tears in our eyes we were laughing so hard. But it's bugging me that I'm doing it without my realisation. Hell that could create some VERY akward situations
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    Are you reaching completion???

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    I don't know, I'm sleeping.......would be nice though
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    Are you thinking of her at least?

    I feel for you AND your girl!
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    have her help if she wakes up (tell her you'll both enjoy it)...
    I agree with cornfed. Since you are ready to go it must be exciting to her to see you do that. So she should just take advantage of your excitement and chances are you will wake up
    Right after we moved, my girlfrined used to wake up with me going down on her and I was sleeping too. This happened for about a week after we moved in then once we settled down in the new place, our sleeping went back to normal.

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    Originally posted by Britney
    Are you thinking of her at least?

    I feel for you AND your girl!
    I have no idea, I don't remember my dreams. (wish I would though, they must be pretty good )
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    Originally posted by ectomorph141
    Since you are ready to go it must be exciting to her to see you do that. So she should just take advantage of your excitement and chances are you will wake up
    You'd think so eh? Naw, doesn't happen that way, you see she has no problem getting me going. Hell if she holds my hand I usually get an erection so there isn't much of a surprise in seeing me excited...........damn I've got issues
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    I am the exact same way. If I hold someones hand or sit really close to them ---boiiiiiinnnggggg I know it is sad

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    .........alright, thanx for sharing. Now does anybody have suggestions?
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    ok here is a suggestion if you aren't already doing it. Are you having sex, making love..... right before you go to bed?? If not you should try that. Theres my suggestion

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    True, and we normally do that.....and in the morning, and someother time in the afternoon but it's when she is on her period and we only do it once a day that seems to be the problem. Lastnight we did it right before bed and I still went at it in my sleep, I hate this. This is really fucking bugging me.
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    id love to see what happens to you on viagra

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    Originally posted by cornfed
    if MJ isn't up for that... i dunno
    I am up for doing IT's girl anytime

    Apparently his Gay ass is whacking off while dreaming of Kuso..

    So I feel its my duty to come in and please the Woman

    IT, really I am sorry to hear that.. ALL I can do to help is KEEP bending your girl over and......
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

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    if it's such a deal, why don't you just wack off before you go to bed when she's on her period? Or have more sex if she's up for it.

    It could be your subconsious saying it wants to wack off more, sleep is when your subconsious is in the most control and I would assume that since you have sex 2 or 3 times a days then you haven't gotten to do this for a while.

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    Originally posted by Monolith
    id love to see what happens to you on viagra
    Damn, I'd never be able to leave the house.
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    Originally posted by Crono1000
    It could be your subconsious saying it wants to wack off more, sleep is when your subconsious is in the most control and I would assume that since you have sex 2 or 3 times a days then you haven't gotten to do this for a while.
    Thanx Crono, She says that she's never noticed before she had her period so hopefully that's it. i'm just a little bit shocked that I'm actually doing that shit in my sleep

    And I'll just ignore MJ's comment which has been his one and ONLY comeback for the past three weeks
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    Originally posted by irontime And I'll just ignore MJ's comment which has been his one and ONLY comeback for the past three weeks

    Yea. . .but it's like soooooooooooooooo funny and original.


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    Originally posted by irontime
    .........alright, thanx for sharing. Now does anybody have suggestions?
    Sandpaper and ben-gay

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    Originally posted by DFINEST
    Sandpaper and ben-gay
    or better yet... Super Glue and Sandpaper!
    Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!

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    Originally posted by irontime
    And I'll just ignore MJ's comment which has been his one and ONLY comeback for the past three weeks

    Hey FUQ U.
    , cornhold was the one who brought me to this thread
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

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    still no excuse for the lame comebacks, as for the other two suggestions, ummm, no
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    ALright my bad... Go see a doctor or something

    Ok.. What does your girl wear to bed??? Is it that Red nighty with the hole at the bottom

    its how she gets me everytime



    Really, I have no idea what you can do, but I am thinking sex two three times a day might be a lot
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

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    Really, I have no idea what you can do, but I am thinking sex two three times a day might be a lot
    Ut oh because I do it even more than that. Especially on the weekends

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    "have two sex and see me in the morning"

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    Originally posted by MJ23
    Really, I have no idea what you can do, but I am thinking sex two three times a day might be a lot
    That's what she says, not that shes complaining or anything, but today her aunt flow left for another month so things are back to normal hopefully that will stop the night time pullies
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    you couldn't just use common terms huh IT?

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