Masturbate with 500,000 women!

mmafiter · 03-02-2003, 02:33 PM

Found this somewhere.
There are about 6 billion people in the world. About half are female. Five out of seven are of an age where they are likely to masturbate. Kinsey says 60% of women masturbate. Surveys indicate that, of the women who do masturbate, they average one or more times a week and an average masturbatory session lasts about 4 minutes.*

So, in any average 4 minute period,

6 x 10^9 x 0.5 x 5/7 x 0.60 x 1/(7x24x60) (per minute) x 4

Equals ... roughly half a million (500,000).

So, at any one time, about 500,000 women are masturbating at the same time with you!

This also means that, when you orgasm from masturbation, you are doing it in synch with about 20,000 women ...

buff_tat2d_chic · 03-02-2003, 04:07 PM

That is A LOT of kitten killing!!!

MJ23 · 03-02-2003, 04:38 PM

Oh, I cannot be wastin my time here then ..

kuso · 03-02-2003, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MJ23
Oh, I cannot be wastin my time here then ..

Kittens out there to be killed

buff_tat2d_chic · 03-02-2003, 07:21 PM

Dero · 03-02-2003, 08:19 PM

Go!!! Kill that pewdy cat!!!!
How many cats have you killed since you put that post up?
I though tyou were doing homework!!!!

What's da subject?

buff_tat2d_chic · 03-02-2003, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dero
Go!!! Kill that pewdy cat!!!!
How many cats have you killed since you put that post up?
I though tyou were doing homework!!!!

What's da subject?

1...2...3...damn, I lost count

Hey!!! I gotta take a break now and then!!!

Dero · 03-02-2003, 08:36 PM

From????Homework or killing kittens?

buff_tat2d_chic · 03-02-2003, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dero
From????Homework or killing kittens?

You are so funny

...killing kittens of course.

ALBOB · 03-03-2003, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mmafiter an average masturbatory session lasts about 4 minutes.*

NO FREAKIN' WAY!!!

Fine, next time she complains about it "only being five minutes" I'll charge her for the minute over-time.

irontime · 03-03-2003, 04:04 PM

Or if she wants more you can make her pay for the viagra.

ALBOB · 03-03-2003, 04:32 PM

DAMN STRAIGHT.

Pitboss · 03-04-2003, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mmafiter
This also means that, when you orgasm from masturbation, you are doing it in synch with about 20,000 women ...

Damn I'm good!!!!!!!!

Burner02 · 03-09-2003, 03:01 PM

..and here I have been trying to get into a three-some situation...20,000 much better!

Lightman009 · 03-09-2003, 04:32 PM

HAHA Where do you get this stuff?

CRASHMAN · 03-15-2003, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Burner02
..and here I have been trying to get into a three-some situation...20,000 much better!

Dam burner 20,000 disapointed wemon?

03-02-2003, 02:33 PM	#1
mmafiter Red Rocket! Red Rocket! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Do you EVEN FUQQING care? Posts: 2,020	Masturbate with 500,000 women! Found this somewhere. There are about 6 billion people in the world. About half are female. Five out of seven are of an age where they are likely to masturbate. Kinsey says 60% of women masturbate. Surveys indicate that, of the women who do masturbate, they average one or more times a week and an average masturbatory session lasts about 4 minutes.* So, in any average 4 minute period, 6 x 10^9 x 0.5 x 5/7 x 0.60 x 1/(7x24x60) (per minute) x 4 Equals ... roughly half a million (500,000). So, at any one time, about 500,000 women are masturbating at the same time with you! This also means that, when you orgasm from masturbation, you are doing it in synch with about 20,000 women ...

03-02-2003, 04:07 PM	#2
buff_tat2d_chic Tat2d Freak Elite Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Central Texas Posts: 2,176 Photos: 12	That is A LOT of kitten killing!!!
	~health and fitness are a lifestyle~

03-02-2003, 04:38 PM	#3
MJ23 World's Greatest Lovea Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pimpville Posts: 2,125	Oh, I cannot be wastin my time here then ..
	"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

03-02-2003, 07:21 PM	#5
buff_tat2d_chic Tat2d Freak Elite Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Central Texas Posts: 2,176 Photos: 12
	~health and fitness are a lifestyle~

03-02-2003, 08:19 PM	#6
Dero Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,779 Photos: 6	Go!!! Kill that pewdy cat!!!! How many cats have you killed since you put that post up? I though tyou were doing homework!!!! What's da subject?
	Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

03-02-2003, 08:36 PM	#8
Dero Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,779 Photos: 6	From????Homework or killing kittens?
	Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

03-03-2003, 04:04 PM	#11
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	Or if she wants more you can make her pay for the viagra.
	If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

03-03-2003, 04:32 PM	#12
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,112	DAMN STRAIGHT.
	Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

03-09-2003, 03:01 PM	#14
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,307	..and here I have been trying to get into a three-some situation...20,000 much better!
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

03-09-2003, 04:32 PM	#15
Lightman009 UCSB Student Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, CA Posts: 300	HAHA Where do you get this stuff?
	Just Shut Up and LIFT.

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