Tip of the day Wed April 2, 03

**MtnBikerChk** · 04-02-2003, 01:33 PM

Part of a Golf Course

Always go for hole 5, 6, 13, or 14. They're the farthest from the clubhouse, which reduces your risk of being caught by gopher-trolling superintendents. The greens are the softest places, but you'll want to use a blanket because courses are usually smothered with pesticides. Try explaining that to your urologist.

DFINEST · 04-03-2003, 06:49 AM

True meaning to a hole in one!

******************************

Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it’s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama

ALBOB · 04-03-2003, 10:59 AM

Dude, if you're not taking more than one stroke per hole you need HELP.

Better still, just send her to me, I'm ALWAYS over par.

irontime · 04-03-2003, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ALBOB
I'm ALWAYS over par.

Ya, he's one of those ones that you just want to take a mulligan on.

ALBOB · 04-03-2003, 12:45 PM

She doesn't mind when I take a mulligan.

irontime · 04-03-2003, 12:46 PM

should've seen that one comming

DaMayor · 04-04-2003, 08:26 AM

Driving Range.....1988......FORE!

Crono1000 · 04-06-2003, 12:47 PM

um... are we still talking about sex?

04-02-2003, 01:33 PM	#1
MtnBikerChk Stealth Moderator Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Dead last Posts: 1,448	Tip of the day Wed April 2, 03 Part of a Golf Course Always go for hole 5, 6, 13, or 14. They're the farthest from the clubhouse, which reduces your risk of being caught by gopher-trolling superintendents. The greens are the softest places, but you'll want to use a blanket because courses are usually smothered with pesticides. Try explaining that to your urologist.
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04-03-2003, 10:59 AM	#3
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,131	Dude, if you're not taking more than one stroke per hole you need HELP. Better still, just send her to me, I'm ALWAYS over par.
	Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

04-03-2003, 12:45 PM	#5
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,131	She doesn't mind when I take a mulligan.
	Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

04-03-2003, 12:46 PM	#6
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	should've seen that one comming
	If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

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04-03-2003, 06:49 AM	#2
DFINEST She hasn't found me yet Join Date: May 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,053	True meaning to a hole in one! ****************************** Once a task you first begun, Never finished until it’s done, Be the labor great or small, Do it well or not at all! - Big Mama

04-04-2003, 08:26 AM	#7
DaMayor On a Perpetual Bulk Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Here. Posts: 5,996	Driving Range.....1988......FORE!

04-06-2003, 12:47 PM	#8
Crono1000 Peelosopher Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,667 Photos: 11	um... are we still talking about sex?

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