Does your penis have a name?

Titanya · 04-11-2003, 05:44 PM

Well does it? I'm very curious as to the percentage of men who seriously name their member. Also... who named it? Don't have a name yet? let me pick one for you

**dg806** · 04-11-2003, 06:53 PM

If you name it for me wouldn't you have to be kinda close and personal with it??

Pylades · 04-11-2003, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Don't have a name yet? let me pick one for you

Would that make you my Godmother?

irontime · 04-12-2003, 05:44 PM

i'd let you name mine but I have a feeling that it probably wouldn't be a good one.

Crono1000 · 04-13-2003, 12:41 AM

no... but he calls you Poochy

mmafiter · 04-13-2003, 05:26 AM

I call mine Rusty, cause it's hardly ever used.

Mr.Guvernment · 04-13-2003, 07:26 AM

^^^ hehe

i used to call mine

Stanley - as in the power tools..lol when i was like 16.

i don't think he has a name right now, he is having an identity chrisis.

mesomorphin' · 04-13-2003, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by mmafiter
I call mine Rusty, cause it's hardly ever used.

I heard Rusty was used more than a little -- and not just by you....

Titanya · 04-13-2003, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime

i'd let you name mine but I have a feeling that it probably wouldn't be a good one.

pitty... and i had such a good name for you too

Dero · 04-14-2003, 11:46 AM

TANK,stop staring at it!!!!!!

MJ23 · 04-14-2003, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mmafiter
I call mine Rusty, cause it's hardly ever used.

This is a great one

He needs to read this..

I call mine

Rocky....

No comments please

DaMayor · 04-14-2003, 03:51 PM

Because it's used to rough terrain? Back roads, maybe?

david · 04-14-2003, 03:52 PM

naming your penis.....

irontime · 04-14-2003, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titanya
pitty... and i had such a good name for you too

Well he is nameless at the moment, except for the occasional 'buddy', so let's hear it before I reject it.

Why do I keep asking for it?

Titanya · 04-14-2003, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
Well he is nameless at the moment, except for the occasional 'buddy', so let's hear it before I reject it.

Why do I keep asking for it?

I was gonna name it.... "Bonsai"

....... u know ... cuz ... its small, ornamental, and has wood

I think its terribly fitting

Titanya · 04-14-2003, 11:18 PM

Ok... anyone else need a name.... cuz i'm on a role

MJ23 · 04-15-2003, 08:52 AM

Tit - I am going to stick with Rocky.. But if you insist, I think Big Daddy is quite ""fitting"".

Just open wide....

Titanya · 04-15-2003, 10:02 AM

stop fucking those damn lady bugs MJ! they can't open any wider!!

MJ23 · 04-15-2003, 10:04 AM

Hey.. They asked for it...

lol

MJ23 · 04-15-2003, 10:05 AM

Just Humor me.. and Big Daddy will be all urs, LOL

irontime · 04-15-2003, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titanya
I was gonna name it.... "Bonsai"

....... u know ... cuz ... its small, ornamental, and has wood

I think its terribly fitting

Well I'm gonna have to disagree with ya there Tit, it's actually not that bad. But compared to the 'red wood' that you're sporting then ya, it does like kinda tiny.

**calalily1972** · 04-15-2003, 10:26 AM

OMG what a great thread. I'm LMAO here and people at work are looking at me funny.

irontime · 04-15-2003, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jodi
people at work are looking at me funny.

Why? Did you forget to shave today?

Titanya · 04-15-2003, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
Well I'm gonna have to disagree with ya there Tit, it's actually not that bad. But compared to the 'red wood' that you're sporting then ya, it does like kinda tiny.

red wood... is that like what u get when u screw a girl while she's on her period? in that case... u'll be the one with the red wood ...... cuz MJ was actin kinda moody today

CRASHMAN · 04-15-2003, 01:12 PM

Big Ben

Titanya · 04-15-2003, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
Why? Did you forget to shave today?

ignore the boy, jodi

.... he's just upset cuz nature didn't make him a blonde

CRASHMAN · 04-15-2003, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titanya
ignore the boy, jodi

.... he's just upset cuz nature didn't make him a blonde

Or give him a big penis

MJ23 · 04-15-2003, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titanya
red wood... is that like what u get when u screw a girl while she's on her period? in that case... u'll be the one with the red wood ...... cuz MJ was actin kinda moody today

Hey now....

Clearly "IT" likes to sit on pieces of colorful wood....I wont judge the bastard

On the other hand

I am into PUSSY.......

mmafiter · 04-15-2003, 05:11 PM

How about....

Meat soldier

Gristle Missle

Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle

Vlad The Impaler

Titanya · 04-15-2003, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mmafiter
How about....

Meat soldier

Gristle Missle

Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle

Vlad The Impaler

now now... those are all good... but theyre entirely too flattering for the members on this board

View Poll Results: Does your penis have a name?
Yes!	15	30.00%
NO!!	19	38.00%
Maybe...	3	6.00%
I don't know... why don't u ask him?	13	26.00%
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04-11-2003, 05:44 PM	#1
Titanya I'm Pritty! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Puerto Rico Posts: 1,325	Does your penis have a name? Well does it? I'm very curious as to the percentage of men who seriously name their member. Also... who named it? Don't have a name yet? let me pick one for you

04-11-2003, 06:53 PM	#2
dg806 Guardian of The Homeland Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Charlotte NC Posts: 18,197	If you name it for me wouldn't you have to be kinda close and personal with it?? 1-Andro Rx Pro-hormone

04-12-2003, 05:44 PM	#4
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,099 Photos: 1	i'd let you name mine but I have a feeling that it probably wouldn't be a good one. If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

04-13-2003, 07:26 AM	#7
Mr.Guvernment Turn this into this! Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Costa Rica still, poor poor me :D Posts: 343 Photos: 11	^^^ hehe i used to call mine Stanley - as in the power tools..lol when i was like 16. i don't think he has a name right now, he is having an identity chrisis. ¸,ø¤°`°¤ø,¸© The trouble with life is there’s no background music ©¸,ø¤°`°¤ø,¸ ¸,ø¤°`°¤ø,¸© Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them ©¸,ø¤°`°¤ø,¸ ¸,ø¤°`°¤ø,¸© God must love stupid people, he made so many of them ©¸,ø¤°`°¤ø,¸ ¸,ø¤°`°¤ø,¸© Life ain't short, your just dead for too frick'n dam long! ©¸,ø¤°`°¤ø,¸

04-13-2003, 12:41 AM	#5
Crono1000 Peelosopher Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,043 Photos: 11	no... but he calls you Poochy

04-13-2003, 05:26 AM	#6
mmafiter Red Rocket! Red Rocket! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Do you EVEN FUQQING care? Posts: 2,020	I call mine Rusty, cause it's hardly ever used.

04-14-2003, 11:46 AM	#10
Dero Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,780 Photos: 6	TANK,stop staring at it!!!!!! Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

04-14-2003, 03:51 PM	#12
DaMayor On a Perpetual Bulk Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ... Posts: 6,145	Because it's used to rough terrain? Back roads, maybe?

04-14-2003, 03:52 PM	#13
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	naming your penis.....

04-14-2003, 11:18 PM	#16
Titanya I'm Pritty! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Puerto Rico Posts: 1,325	Ok... anyone else need a name.... cuz i'm on a role

04-15-2003, 08:52 AM	#17
MJ23 World's Greatest Lovea Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pimpville Posts: 2,125	Tit - I am going to stick with Rocky.. But if you insist, I think Big Daddy is quite ""fitting"". Just open wide.... "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

04-15-2003, 10:02 AM	#18
Titanya I'm Pritty! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Puerto Rico Posts: 1,325	stop fucking those damn lady bugs MJ! they can't open any wider!!

04-15-2003, 10:04 AM	#19
MJ23 World's Greatest Lovea Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pimpville Posts: 2,125	Hey.. They asked for it... lol "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

04-15-2003, 10:05 AM	#20
MJ23 World's Greatest Lovea Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pimpville Posts: 2,125	Just Humor me.. and Big Daddy will be all urs, LOL "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

04-15-2003, 10:26 AM	#22
calalily1972 Moderator Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 22,438 Photos: 1	OMG what a great thread. I'm LMAO here and people at work are looking at me funny.

04-15-2003, 01:12 PM	#25
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,080 Photos: 2	Big Ben 230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

04-15-2003, 05:11 PM	#29
mmafiter Red Rocket! Red Rocket! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Do you EVEN FUQQING care? Posts: 2,020	How about.... Meat soldier Gristle Missle Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle Vlad The Impaler

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