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    Condom sex SUCKS!!

    Well, I was a virgin up to about a month ago, when I had a chance to do it with a hot chick.

    Man was that disappointing. She had a great body looks wise, but felt as hard as a rock because she was so lean, and the condom pretty much killed half the sensation, so here I was pumping an awesome hot looking girl and couldn't feel a damn thing. She had to finish me off by jerking me.

    That was probably the most disappointing experience ever.

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    I can tell you what is worse.
    Paying expensive child support for the next 18 years if you don't wear a condom, she gets pregnant and decides to keep it.
    Or she has some sort of disease and gives it to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F117A View Post
    Well, I was a virgin up to about a month ago, when I had a chance to do it with a hot chick.

    Man was that disappointing. She had a great body looks wise, but felt as hard as a rock because she was so lean, and the condom pretty much killed half the sensation, so here I was pumping an awesome hot looking girl and couldn't feel a damn thing. She had to finish me off by jerking me.

    That was probably the most disappointing experience ever.
    You young bucks have lots to learn still. Try bringing home a hot chick than not being able to get it up. That's a disappointing experience
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    Well did she come back for more?? If not sorry for ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bowden View Post
    I can tell you what is worse.
    Paying expensive child support for the next 18 years if you don't wear a condom, she gets pregnant and decides to keep it.
    Or she has some sort of disease and gives it to you.
    Ya which is why I'm going back to my fleshlight. I never thought the day would come that I would say a fleshlight feels 10 times better than a real woman.

    The reasons you mentioned are half the problem.

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    Re: Condom sex SUCKS!!

    Haha I never tried a fleshlight


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    Quote Originally Posted by F117A View Post
    Ya which is why I'm going back to my fleshlight. I never thought the day would come that I would say a fleshlight feels 10 times better than a real woman.

    The reasons you mentioned are half the problem.


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    at least ur getting some bro!

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    Wearing a condom sucks.
    pounding a fleshlight sucks too.
    wear a condom until your ready to settle down(or at least think like that) you think wearing a condom now sucks... Wait until you have sex without one. It's really fucking hard to go back.
    And don't get too good at stroking your own shit...

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    Re: Condom sex SUCKS!!

    Quote Originally Posted by keith1569 View Post
    Haha I never tried a fleshlight
    Me either and if its better than the real thing i dont want to. Hell id never get anything else done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keith1569 View Post
    Haha I never tried a fleshlight
    I have one. Meh I don't use it much.
    strange ass with a condom should trump a fleshlight.
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    Re: Condom sex SUCKS!!

    Quote Originally Posted by dave 236 View Post
    Me either and if its better than the real thing i dont want to. Hell id never get anything else done.

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    Condom sex is good with men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave 236 View Post
    Me either and if its better than the real thing i dont want to. Hell id never get anything else done.

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    Well from what I can tell, a lubed fleshlight would feel just as good as a real woman, judging by what a fleshlight feels like with a rubber.

    The problem is that the condom seems to suck out all the moisture and you're left humping dry.

    I didn't have any lube on me, and it's not like the girl would have been open to me squirting something on the condom anyway.

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    What are you? 14? 15? A fleshlight feels better than a chick? Especially a hot chick? Unless you want to be paying to support a child for the first eighteen years of its life wear a rubber. If she isn't lubing up enough naturally odds are you're doing it wrong. Or you're paying for a hooker.
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    Re: Condom sex SUCKS!!

    Quote Originally Posted by F117A View Post
    Well from what I can tell, a lubed fleshlight would feel just as good as a real woman, judging by what a fleshlight feels like with a rubber.

    The problem is that the condom seems to suck out all the moisture and you're left humping dry.

    I didn't have any lube on me, and it's not like the girl would have been open to me squirting something on the condom anyway.
    Why would the girl be opposed to you using lube? Most women/ girls actually like it. It makes things easier all the way around esp with a condom. Your issue seems to be experience find a more experienced woman who knows your are green in this area. Shouldnt be hard to do as alot of them are turned on by the prospect of giving directions to a younger guy who doesnt think he already knows wtf hes doing. Just a suggestion...

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    My balls are just for decoration. VasEctomy and TRT. they're small and worthless now.
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    be careful of condoms lubricated with spermicide, they have the spermicide inside the condom and it often has a numbing effect. try some different varieties of condoms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twotree View Post
    My balls are just for decoration. VasEctomy and TRT. they're small and worthless now.
    Amen brother!!!

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    Hahaha it was also your first time bro... it gets better.
    Get a girlfriend who's clean and would have an abortion

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    AIDS, gonorrhea, herpes and 18 years of child support all suck worse than condom sex....
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    Quote Originally Posted by cck99352 View Post
    AIDS, gonorrhea, herpes and 18 years of child support all suck worse than condom sex....
    Agreed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Z499 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by F117A View Post
    Well, I was a virgin up to about a month ago, when I had a chance to do it with a hot chick.

    Man was that disappointing. She had a great body looks wise, but felt as hard as a rock because she was so lean, and the condom pretty much killed half the sensation, so here I was pumping an awesome hot looking girl and couldn't feel a damn thing. She had to finish me off by jerking me.

    That was probably the most disappointing experience ever.

    Yea, but how do you feel.












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    Quote Originally Posted by cck99352 View Post
    AIDS, gonorrhea, herpes and 18 years of child support all suck worse than condom sex....
    The high school I teach phys ed at has 24 cribs for students' babies. There's also a wait list. Girls taking the morning after pill Plan B like it's candy and STD's highest in the state.
    Be careful bro. Sperm and disease don't care if it's your birthday, new year's eve, or Christmas.
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    Well I'm doing better than wrapping it up. I'm just not bothering anymore. Someone had posted about not getting too good at doing my own shit. Well it's too late now lol.

    Someone also posted "get a girlfriend who's clean and would have an abortion" hah hah what a joke. Is this even possible anymore? It seems that only the girls that are over 40% bodyfat are the ones you have any chance of getting to do that nowadays.

    I've been trying some of the PUA shit, and got lucky this one time, but bitch was crazy. Terrified of getting pregnant (so am I), and scared of getting an infection from using lube? I suggested we could go buy some together but she didn't want to. She seemed to have the impression that just because she had a great body I should automatically bust the moment I put my dick in her. She was sure she could get wet enough, but she wasn't, and the condom started to hurt her. WTF? So I pulled out and she finished me off by hand.

    I was worried for about a month "Could this be one of those crazy bitches that will stick the sperm inside her just to knock herself up with a kid?"

    The stupid thing is I want to have a gf, but it seems hot girls just want to act out the porn angles and get some kind of kick from one night stands.

    So why should I put up with any of this shit anymore? The effort to get a girl to like you, only to get mediocre sex out of it, and then worry about STD's and pregnancy for a month afterwards. Fuck all that, fleshlight is definitely the way to go, and surprisingly not that different.

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    It takes a while to figure out what your doing. Don't give up...trust society on this one.
    And I kind of want to kick your ass right now. You want a gf and all the girls want one night stands? Jesus fucking Christ man... get with the program,that's ideal for a young single man.

    And if she's not wet... Go down on her. It's a natural lube and then she will be more receptive to your latex penetration.
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    Condoms do fucking suck but damn bro if u can't keep her wet that's your problem not hers. Sex isn't rocket science. Either your good at it or your not. Reading some stupid ass book or googling how to get a girl off isn't going to help. And if ud rather fuck a toy then a girl u need some serious help. If ur ugly tho there's no helping you sorry bout that. I guess I've just been blessed in this department. Next time beat it like it owes u money
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