How often do you masterbate

Little Wing · 11-23-2004, 10:53 PM

very nice. next....

Shae · 11-24-2004, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

very nice. next....

Very nice? How bout, "The sexual freak finally comes out!"

Little Wing · 11-24-2004, 10:16 AM

oops i did it again....

Flex · 11-24-2004, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

what if every time people from im rubbed one out they had to confess in here

i'd reach IM's maximum post limit (esp. on test

)

Little Wing · 11-27-2004, 12:01 AM

99% of the population masturbates the other 1% lie about it.

vanity · 11-27-2004, 12:23 AM

MASTURBATION POEM

You don't need to use a condom
You don't need a dental dam
You don't need to say "I Love You" or "Here's Fifty
Dollars, Ma'am."

Don't need to spring for dinner,
Or wear all that sexy stuff
All you need's a set of fingers and a wanker or a muff
'Cause everybody's doin' it, all across the land
Masturbators Of America, Give Yourselves A Hand!

It's natural, and organic
It's easy and it's fun
If you don't know how to do it ask your parents how it's done
You don't need a special license

You don't need a special skill
Just unzip and slip your grip between your hips and get a thrill
'Cause everybody's doin' it, and boy does it feel grand,
Masturbators of America, Give Yourselves a Hand!

Little Wing · 11-27-2004, 09:19 AM

Green Tom

Hey Masturbator

OH OH OH !(squishy sound)
Sitting in my house
and i know im all alone,
Felling kind'a horny
got a tingle in my bone

Going grab a penthouse
its the one with Sharron Stone,
HEY MASTURBATOR!

I go a little faster
and its feeling kind'a nice
once ain't enough so i have to do it twice
you wanna spank the monkey
I can give you good advice
HEY MASTURBATOR!

*Woman moans*

I use some baby oil
or a lil' vaseline
laying down a towel
so i keep my carpet clean
Never shake my hand
cuz' you don't know where its been

HEY MASTURBATOR!

Im do it in the car
while im driving down the street
One hand on the wheel
and the other on my meat
I can't get out the car
cuz im sticking to the seat

HEY MASTURBATOR!

*Tom Green,a goat and the woman moan*

Since i was a kid
i have been a masturbator
stroke the chicken
holding now its squeezin the tomatoe
I put the miss novermber
Now im gonna take orator

HEY MASTURBATOR!

Bumbing the bannana
miss the lizard
shake and bake'em
counting on the flounder
and its mak'n a jamaican
Spank the frank
watch the carrot
got my hand its aken

HEY MASTURBATOR!

*everyone moans*
HEY MASTURBATOR!

da jock · 11-28-2004, 11:37 AM

I'm 4>6 x's. But I'm married so I get to ball too!
If I answered this when I was 13>20 yo it would 've been 3x's a day (sometimes) easily 21x's a week I'd guess. I was hell-bent @ j/o!!

SuperFlex · 11-28-2004, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J'Bo

i did not lie...i think i shot the averages up

opps.

Have any vids

!?! I'm ready to now.

sportytahoe · 11-28-2004, 10:22 PM

3 or 4 times a day...atleast....

Newt · 11-30-2004, 11:12 AM

I heard that strokin' it is good for your Prostate! I'm just trying to prolong my life and health. It is really a sacrifice.

Little Wing · 11-30-2004, 01:05 PM

my prostate is really healthy today

cman · 12-06-2004, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

my prostate is really healthy today

WOW

Little Wing · 12-17-2004, 08:36 PM

broke it off w matt so guess i'll be here more......

I'm Trying · 12-17-2004, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sportytahoe

3 or 4 times a day...atleast....

Burner02 · 12-17-2004, 09:00 PM

his loss...

Luke9583 · 12-17-2004, 09:43 PM

It's RockGazers fault!

Little Wing · 12-18-2004, 12:18 PM

nuh uh

me too....

Luke9583 · 12-18-2004, 12:55 PM

I play with my self alittle too much last night

I'm sore and red. it's RG's fault

da jock · 12-18-2004, 12:59 PM

On the high-end: back when I was 15 or so & got to be "home-alone" one weekend while my parents took a trip I prolly jacked off 20x's between Fri night & Sunday afternoon!! I was horny & possessed! I was barely getting hard by Sunday & I remember getting worried because my balls started to ache when I would bust! Ahh, good ol' adolescence!

Little Wing · 12-18-2004, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke9583

I play with my self alittle too much last night

I'm sore and red. it's RG's fault

want me to kiss it?

Luke9583 · 12-18-2004, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

want me to kiss it?

silly question

shutupntra1n · 12-18-2004, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke9583

I play with my self alittle too much last night

I'm sore and red. it's RG's fault

Why are you announcing this

Luke9583 · 12-18-2004, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shutupntra1n

Why are you announcing this

I cannot tell a lie.

shutupntra1n · 12-18-2004, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke9583

I cannot tell a lie.

What is this pic of might I ask

Luke9583 · 12-18-2004, 02:08 PM

Cherry tree

Little Wing · 12-18-2004, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke9583

silly question

where exactly did you want that kiss?

Shae · 12-29-2004, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

where exactly did you want that kiss?

A LONG LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY, GOD SAID, "LET THERE BE LIPS" AND THERE WERE. AND THEY GAVE GOOD HEAD!

I had to say that.

Burner02 · 12-29-2004, 06:20 PM

are um...u speaking from...experience...Shae?

Little Wing · 12-29-2004, 06:20 PM

and god saw this and was pleased thus he rewarded eve by giving adam a tongue for the key to eves pleasure was much harder to reach......

View Poll Results: How often do you masterbate
Never!	18	2.66%
Once a month	14	2.07%
Once a week	63	9.32%
2-3 times a week	164	24.26%
4-6 times a week	144	21.30%
Every day	175	25.89%
2-3 times a day	70	10.36%
My hands are sore (More than 3 times a day)	28	4.14%
Voters: 676. You may not vote on this poll

11-23-2004, 10:53 PM	#451
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	very nice. next.... "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

11-24-2004, 10:16 AM	#453
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	oops i did it again.... "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

11-27-2004, 12:01 AM	#455
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	99% of the population masturbates the other 1% lie about it. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H." Last edited by rockgazer69 : 11-27-2004 at 09:15 AM.

11-27-2004, 09:19 AM	#457
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	Green Tom Hey Masturbator OH OH OH !(squishy sound) Sitting in my house and i know im all alone, Felling kind'a horny got a tingle in my bone Going grab a penthouse its the one with Sharron Stone, HEY MASTURBATOR! I go a little faster and its feeling kind'a nice once ain't enough so i have to do it twice you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advice HEY MASTURBATOR! Woman moans I use some baby oil or a lil' vaseline laying down a towel so i keep my carpet clean Never shake my hand cuz' you don't know where its been HEY MASTURBATOR! Im do it in the car while im driving down the street One hand on the wheel and the other on my meat I can't get out the car cuz im sticking to the seat HEY MASTURBATOR! Tom Green,a goat and the woman moan Since i was a kid i have been a masturbator stroke the chicken holding now its squeezin the tomatoe I put the miss novermber Now im gonna take orator HEY MASTURBATOR! Bumbing the bannana miss the lizard shake and bake'em counting on the flounder and its mak'n a jamaican Spank the frank watch the carrot got my hand its aken HEY MASTURBATOR! everyone moans HEY MASTURBATOR! "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

11-27-2004, 12:23 AM	#456
vanity Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: m Posts: 1,218 Photos: 1	MASTURBATION POEM You don't need to use a condom You don't need a dental dam You don't need to say "I Love You" or "Here's Fifty Dollars, Ma'am." Don't need to spring for dinner, Or wear all that sexy stuff All you need's a set of fingers and a wanker or a muff 'Cause everybody's doin' it, all across the land Masturbators Of America, Give Yourselves A Hand! It's natural, and organic It's easy and it's fun If you don't know how to do it ask your parents how it's done You don't need a special license You don't need a special skill Just unzip and slip your grip between your hips and get a thrill 'Cause everybody's doin' it, and boy does it feel grand, Masturbators of America, Give Yourselves a Hand!

11-28-2004, 11:37 AM	#458
da jock Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: NY State Posts: 250 Photos: 7	I'm 4>6 x's. But I'm married so I get to ball too! If I answered this when I was 13>20 yo it would 've been 3x's a day (sometimes) easily 21x's a week I'd guess. I was hell-bent @ j/o!!

11-28-2004, 10:22 PM	#460
sportytahoe bikinis...here I come Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Athens, GA Posts: 55	3 or 4 times a day...atleast.... good girls go to heaven...bad girls go everywhere

11-30-2004, 11:12 AM	#461
Newt Drinking buddy Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 372	I heard that strokin' it is good for your Prostate! I'm just trying to prolong my life and health. It is really a sacrifice. " I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."-Johnny Carson

11-30-2004, 01:05 PM	#462
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	my prostate is really healthy today "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

12-17-2004, 08:36 PM	#464
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	broke it off w matt so guess i'll be here more...... "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H." Last edited by rockgazer69 : 12-17-2004 at 08:54 PM.

12-17-2004, 09:00 PM	#466
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kabul, Afghanistan Posts: 29,648	his loss... Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

12-17-2004, 09:43 PM	#467
Luke9583 Lucky Luke Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Detroiit Posts: 5,407 Photos: 7	It's RockGazers fault! "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

12-18-2004, 12:18 PM	#468
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	nuh uh me too.... "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

12-18-2004, 12:55 PM	#469
Luke9583 Lucky Luke Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Detroiit Posts: 5,407 Photos: 7	I play with my self alittle too much last night I'm sore and red. it's RG's fault "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

12-18-2004, 12:59 PM	#470
da jock Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: NY State Posts: 250 Photos: 7	On the high-end: back when I was 15 or so & got to be "home-alone" one weekend while my parents took a trip I prolly jacked off 20x's between Fri night & Sunday afternoon!! I was horny & possessed! I was barely getting hard by Sunday & I remember getting worried because my balls started to ache when I would bust! Ahh, good ol' adolescence!

12-18-2004, 02:08 PM	#476
Luke9583 Lucky Luke Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Detroiit Posts: 5,407 Photos: 7	Cherry tree "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

12-29-2004, 06:20 PM	#479
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kabul, Afghanistan Posts: 29,648	are um...u speaking from...experience...Shae? Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

12-29-2004, 06:20 PM	#480
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	and god saw this and was pleased thus he rewarded eve by giving adam a tongue for the key to eves pleasure was much harder to reach...... "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

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