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12-09-2003, 05:41 PM #1Moving to a new intesity! ELITE MEMBER
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other names/terms for masterbation
How about "Spanking the monkey," or "Choking the chicken."
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12-09-2003, 05:50 PM #2Meathead ELITE MEMBER
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12-09-2003, 05:59 PM #3Fighting Endometriosis
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Giving my 'friend' a massage
Wacking it
Stroking "my member"
Yanking the tree
uhm.........
"I'm going to heat 'it' up"
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"I'm going to take a shower!"
don't make fun of these........just made them up. Except the shower bit.Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
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12-09-2003, 06:13 PM #4FLEXecutioner
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my 2 favs are:
for guys:
Knocking out the one-eyed champ
for girls:
pushing the magic buttonYou're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
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12-09-2003, 06:14 PM #5FLEXecutioner
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or from "Tommyboy".........
"Richard what were you doing"?
"Uhhhh. Just going over some documents."
haha. Farley's hilariousYou're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
* Got juice?*Need Motivation?*How to Train*
*Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio*
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12-09-2003, 06:56 PM #6Registered User
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My fav is "Spankin' little Jonny behind the left ear" and "Letting the little one eyed man drop his bags and puke"!!!! A little graphic, but visual!!!!!
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12-09-2003, 07:06 PM #7Moving to a new intesity! ELITE MEMBER
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How about "Spilling his seed" from the Bible!
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02-21-2006, 06:47 AM #8Registered User
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choke my chicken til he pukes
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03-02-2006, 04:55 PM #9*******Labs ELITE MEMBER
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beat ur meat
5'6 155lbs
bench 275x3
squat 375x2
deadlift 385x3
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03-03-2006, 08:40 PM #10Registered User
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doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol piss pump
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03-03-2006, 08:44 PM #11Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I see you've reached this stage.
Originally Posted by KEFE
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03-03-2006, 09:12 PM #12right-wing conspirator
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Take Care of Business
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03-04-2006, 12:49 PM #13Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Rub the chub.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-04-2006, 02:42 PM #14Pic is at 263-14% jan 06
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Pull your pork
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03-04-2006, 04:51 PM #15the true playboy
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"bringing back a dead thread"
Originally Posted by Luke8395
But, I've been with girls that had saggy chests and boring butts
and they still had no personality. Those girls are usually really bitter. I think they realize they are useless.
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03-04-2006, 05:25 PM #16Registered User
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for guys: whackin, jerkin, the ol rub down,
for girls: flickin the bean
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Beatin' the one-eyed monster.
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03-09-2006, 11:19 AM #19Registered User
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pocket pool
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03-10-2006, 05:49 AM #20Dream Brother
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Five Knuckle Shuffle.
Feeding the Chickens.
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